Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can’t drive.
Bud Abbott
Once they get their hooks into you, you’re a dead pigeon.
Bud Abbott
That’s why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody.
Bud Abbott
Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know is on third.
Bud Abbott
It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on television?
Bud Abbott
Sitting at home the way I do, I’d just love the hear from people. It’d be a great help in passing the time.
Bud Abbott
They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can’t even get my head above water!
Bud Abbott
You never heard of a comedy team that didn’t fight, did you?
Bud Abbott