Kona
Who wants to open some mail?!
I do!
Miko
We got a lot more than last time, too. It’s very exciting.
Miko
I really liked the last one. Can I help?
Miko
Kona
Sure you can. Thanks for collecting all of these.
You’re welcome!
Miko
I’m dog tired, though…
Miko
Kona
What other kind of tired would you be?
Hooboy…
Miko
Kona
We’ve had quite a few updates since last time. I can’t wait to see how I’ve done in the character poll.
Please arrange your favorite characters from top to bottom!
Sandy
55.26% (21) | 23.68% (9 | 7.89% (3) | 2.63% (1) | 10.53% (4) | (38) 4.11
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Miko
15.79% (6) | 23.68% (9) | 21.05% (8) | 28.95% (11) | 10.53% (4) | (38) 3.05
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Kona
5.26% (2) | 28.95% (11) | 34.21% (13) | 18.42% (7) | 13.16% (5) | (38) 2.95
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Maxine
18.42% (7) | 15.79% (6) | 15.79% (6) | 21.05% (8) | 28.95% (11) | (38) 2.74
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Jill
5.26% (2) | 7.89% (3) | 21.05% (8) | 28.95% (11) | 36.84% (14) | 38 2.16
That’s a lot of numbers.
Miko
Kona
Yeah… Looks like I’m a real comfy third place compared to Sandy. People love that gal.
Kona
Those people who like Jill the most will be happy. She just appeared!
Did you see how she arrived? That was scary…
Miko
Kona
The world’s filled with all kinds, hun. Some people look at a squirrel with a giant axe and say…
Kona
Yes.
But it looks like Maxine gained a ton of ground, too! That’s real nice.
Miko
Kona
Good for her.
Kona
If she ever passes me up, I’m going to have to eat my hat. What’s she got that I don’t got?
A paying job?
Miko
Kona
Exactly! I don’t see what the problem is! What would you like to see more of?
More Kemono Cafe stories!
48.72% (19) | 20.51% (8) | 17.95% (7) | 7.69% (3) | 5.13% (2) | (39) 4.00
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More animations!
23.08% (9) | 33.33% (13) | 20.51% (8) | 12.82% (5) | 10.26% (4) | (39) 3.46
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More artist interviews!
12.82% (5) | 15.38% (6) | 30.77% (12) | 30.77% (12) | 10.26% (4) | (39) 2.90
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More comic links!
7.50% (3) | 20.00% (8) | 20.00% (8) | 15.00% (6) | 37.50% (15) | (40) 2.45
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More general articles!
7.69% (3) | 10.26% (4) | 10.26% (4) | 33.33% (13) | 38.46% (15) | 39 (2.15)
Kona
Now that makes me feel all warm inside.
Me too. If people want more, we must be doing something right.
Miko
Thank you, everyone!
Miko
Kona
Yeah. Thanks from all of us. We’ll do our best.
How often do you stop by the Cafe front page?
At least once a day! \o/ (always) 35.00% (14)
Sometimes, when I remember XD (sometimes) 35.00% (1)
Once or twice a week ^_^ (usually) 25.00% (10)
Once in a blue moon… ^_^’ (rarely) 5.00% (2)
Kona
Thanks for using that. I’ve heard it was kinda hard to make.
Since that’s where the stories are, it kinda makes sense.
Miko
The stories should be coming twice a month when things are good.
Miko
Kona
Emphasis on ‘should be’.
Kona
But if it’s people’s favorite part, you know we’ll keep at it.
So this time it looks like we were asked a bunch of questions…
Miko
Miko
Yeah. I figured I’d shake things up.
Kona
Ready?
Kona
3-2-1-GO!
Ask something about Fable or it’s residents!
Steve
Sandy: Whats you favorite food at the cafe?
French toast with cream cheese and strawberries!
Sandy
I’ll never forget them thanks to Maxine’s kindness.
Sandy
Steve
Who is the hottest resident?
My fur does make it pretty hot.
Miko
Steve
What’s the weather usually like?
Sunny! I love sunbathing.
Kona
We gets lots of fog too, thanks to the sea and it all getting stuck between the mountains.
Kona
Steve
How are you and how can i make a coimc?
Practice and hard work! Contact us on social media and show us what you can do.
Maxine
Steve
Who would you say is the most enthusiastic about new residents coming to live in Fable
Oh lovely, I get two in a row! New residents means new business! Every time we get someone new, that’s a world of possibilities.
Maxine
Jill
And new houses to build! WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS!
Steve
Has the train ever experienced something crazy like a robbery?
Once…
Kona
Heh. Heh. Heh.
Kona
Once.
Kona
Steve
Kona, have you ever imagined Fable becoming a major railfanning spot someday? After all, there are a lot of railfans who would love to see the Escapade in person. (For some explanation, railfanners are avid train lovers.
I’d love that. But since the train doesn’t have a schedule, you’d might wait for a while. The whole ticket thing drives people nuts.
Kona
Sandy
Tell me about it!
Steve
Where’d that train come from?!
Wish I knew. It’s older than me! I think…
Kona
Miko
Was it built in Fable?
I… think so? I mean, it- Huh.
Kona
Steve
Has the cafe tried out different uniforms in the past?
Has it? I do like this one.
Sandy
Maxine
Trust me. If you saw the last ones you’d probably have burned the cafe down yourself.
Were they pink? I feel like I’ve been stuck in my 7th Ave outfit for months.
Sandy
Steve
Any regrets leaving your home behind?
A bunch, yes. But I’m only just now sorting it out.
Sandy
Once I get a ticket, I’ll get some answers and move properly…
Sandy
Steve
what is the most popular food item on you menu?
We’re just about to open. I’ll keep a close eye, though.
Sandy
Miko
It’s gonna be donuts.
How do you know?
Sandy
Miko
Got a good feeling.
Steve
Has anyone explored the mine?
That’s a difficult answer for the moment. We still need some new miners.
Maxine
Sandy
What happened to the old miners?
There’s many services Fable still needs. Hopefully we’ll get some skilled labor on the train.
Maxine
Steve
Kona, show us your hot buns!
Okay. Only this once.
Kona
Blam.
Kona
Oh, you only can see me from the neck up? Too bad.
Kona
Steve
What’s there to do at night?
Sit out and watch the stars…
Kona
Maxine
Perform inventory and arrange the shelves for tomorrow…
Ugh.
Kona
Maxine
“Ugh” yourself, hippie!
Steve
Has Jill ever gone au naturel in the woods?
Who says I’m not doing that right now?
Jill
Steve
How many people live there?
We’re a community of about a hundred right now.
Maxine
Steve
There seems to be great food in Fable but whats the alcohol situation like?
Can I serve alcohol?
Sandy
Maxine
That depends on local law enforcement.
But I don’t drink.
Miko
Jill
And that’s why I make it myself.
Steve
Kona, how many coach’s does your magic train normally pull?
Just two. I probably could fit the whole town in just that.
Kona
Steve
Since it’s getting close to summertime, I’ve to ask: how are the residents going to enjoy their summer this year?
With summer coming up, do you guys think you’ll be visiting the beach soon?
Steve
Kona
Darn right I am! I love fishing in summer.
I thought you liked sunbathing.
Jill
Kona
I can hold a stick and drink beer too.
Kona
It’s called multitasking.
Steve
Kona, what are some of the weirdest things you’ve heard Fable residents say without context?
Memes.
Kona
Seriously, those things are dated in your worlds. They’re pretty darn stale once I get them.
Kona
Steve
What are the cast’s favorite games(Video-games or board-games)?
Ticket To Ride!
Kona
Maxine
Monopoly!
What is wrong with you?!
Kona
Steve
How do the fable stories work? Is it like you open a book and jump into it’s world? I Imagine It could be like the paintings in super mario 64 (If you hear of this mario guy that is)
Sure, if that helps you picture it!
Kona
Miko
Or helps you jump into a picture of it!
Steve
Kona, what knowledge do you have about the Mysterious Manor?
That it’s a mystery.
Kona
Jill
Which is why I gotta answer or you’ll be totally ripped off.
And we can’t do that. That’s Maxine’s job.
Kona
Maxine
Say that again!
I… uh, vaguely remember the folks who used to live there.
Jill
I used to check on them about… once a season? Now I give them space.
Jill
The place has gotten so spoopy that not even the trees there grow back…
Jill
So now I make sure it has a heck of a lot more ‘space’.
Jill
Steve
Kona, can you try on Sandy’s maid outfit?
Sorry, pal. We’ve established this uniform’s tight enough.
Miko
Steve
Kona, can you tell us what you’re thoughts of the people form Las Lindas? Since the mayor came form the same world as they are, i’m sure you know some of the workers there.
You wouldn’t believe how nice they are. Taffy always saves a pecan pie for Jill.
Kona
Jill
I will defend that rabbit with my life.
Kona
Whew… Wow. That was a thing.
Looks like you’re rabbit tired now.
Miko
Kona
Heh… Yeah, I guess I am.
Kona
In the future, we’ll probably start picking and choosing. But thanks to everyone for writing in.
Kona
It means a lot to us. Goodbye now.
Kona
Seriously… Monopoly?
Let it go.
Miko
Kona
What’s your favorite board game?
Sorry!
Miko
… We’re out of time.
Miko
Kona
Make a pun or draw 25.
Huh?
Miko
Kona
You see what I mean? These memes are as stale as week-old bread!
See you next time!
Miko