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SOMETIMES OUR FELLOW MAN IS SO SILLY THAT WE CAN’T HELP BUT HAVE A GOOD LAUGH!
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This Post is for the guys but if you women want to read about how STUPID guys can get, read on…laugh your head off!
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SOMEONE SAYS IT IS A FACEBOOK JOKE! It probably is, and fooled everyone: the news media, Michael Chong, me, you, almost the whole world.
WE DID HAVE A GOOD LAUGH, DIDN’T WE?
That’s the point, isn’t it?
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This hilarious penis enlarger/magnifying glass story is a hoax
By Kate Knibbs (Google+) on June 03, 2014 Email
It’s a joke that’s been floating around on social media and blogs for years, even making an appearance on Ebaum’s World. Man buys a penis enlarger online, gets sent a magnifying glass. Ba-dum-chh, all the drumrolls. A thousand dads laughing.
Except this time, Malaysian authorities are reporting it really happened. A man identified by the MCA Public Service and Complaint Bureau chairman Datuk Seri Michael Chon as ‘Ong’ filed a complaint after getting pranked by online scam artists. According to Chon, Ong spent around $140 on what was advertised as a penis enlarger, only to discover (of course) a magnifying glass.
Chong told reporters ‘Ong’ received only one instruction inside the package. “The instructions that came with the package merely read ‘Do not use in sunlight,’” Chong told The Star. This is exactly the punchline of the joke on the Internet. Which makes sense. Because this really is nothing more than a misinterpreted joke from the Internet.
Daily Dot contacted the reporter on the story in Kuala Lumpur to confirm that there isn’t a little-known Malaysian equivalent of April Fool’s Day going on. There’s not, but the story is still BS. We dug a little further and found the original post making a complaint by a man named Ong claiming to have purchased a penis enlarger for $140, only to receive a magnifying glass.
Yilun Ong
October 16, 2013 · Kampong Kembangan, Singapore ·
Warning about online buying
Be careful what you buy online.
If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully.
I just spent 450 on a penis enlarger.
The bastards sent me a magnifying glass!!!
The only instructions said,
“Do not use in sunlight.”
Clearly a joke.
It’s not clear if someone reported it to authorities as a prank, or Chong saw the Facebook post and took it seriously. Either way, several news outlets are reporting it as authentic and have also been duped.
A good rule of thumb: If it’s the punchline of a parody Will Ferrell Twitter account, it’s probably not real.
Not Will Ferrell @itsWillyFerrell
I just spent $50 on EBay for a penis enlarger. Those bastards sent a magnifying glass.
http://www.dailydot.com/lol/penis-enlarger-magnifying-glass-hoax/
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TWITTER-VILLE IS ALL ABUZZ WITH THE JOKE!
THIS IS THE BEST TWEET!
carol decker @caroldecker 12m
“@philsmith1967: @caroldecker how disappointed will his wife be …….. http://dailym.ai/1rGxnIm ” Brilliant !!
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Boss Don Keenanvelli @KeenanOliver47 6m
Hahahahahahahahahaha hilarious “@MailOnline: Man buys £100 penis enlarger online, gets sent £5 magnifying glass http://dailym.ai/1rGxnIm “
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Leticia ϟ @leticiapax 11m
“@KevSeow: seriously Star, why would you report this but lol http://www.thestar.com.my/News/Nation/2014/06/03/Man-buys-penis-enlarger-gets-magnifying-glass/ …” “”do not use in sunlight”” HAHAHAHAHA
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Marcus Payne @nowtro 12m
The name of the lawyer is the icing on the cake of this story… http://bit.ly/1nK7fL6
Someone noticed that the name of the lawyer is Alex Kok.
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ALDI CUSTOMER CARE @AldiCustCare 15m
Lads! We’ve got a varied range of #FathersDayGifts Why not ask for our Swiss penis enlarger.100% guaranteed results pic.twitter.com/XeSZSD2vTX
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They’re laughing at Ong, the Malaysian, in the UK!
Retweeted 764 times
Daily Mail Online @MailOnline 2h
Man buys £100 penis enlarger online, gets sent £5 magnifying glass http://dailym.ai/1rGxnIm
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Even the Singaporeans are having a good laugh!
MALAYSIAN MAN BUYS PENIS ENLARGER ONLINE BUT GETS SENT A MAGNIFYING GLASS INSTEAD
http://therealsingapore.com/content/malaysian-man-buys-penis-enlarger-online-gets-sent-magnifying-glass-instead
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asiaone
Man buys penis enlarger, gets magnifying glass instead
http://news.asiaone.com/news/malaysia/man-buys-penis-enlarger-gets-magnifying-glass-instead
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http://therealsingapore.com/content/malaysian-man-buys-penis-enlarger-online-gets-sent-magnifying-glass-instead
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HE SAW THIS ONLINE ADVERT FOR A PENIS ENLARGER FOR ONLY RM450, SO HE PAID AND WAITED. Impatiently.
When the package arrived, he unwrapped it excitedly only to find…a MAGNIFYING GLASS.
It came with the instruction, “Don’t use in sunlight.”
What a sense of humour!
HA HA HA HA HA!
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China Press (中國報)
40 minutes ago
（吉隆坡3日訊）花450令吉網購陽具增長器，得來卻是一面放大鏡，想要陽具變大的華裔男子，被互聯網老千幽了一默！http://www.chinapress.com.my/node/531920
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Star
Tuesday June 3, 2014 MYT 5:49:51 PM
Man buys penis enlarger, gets magnifying glass instead
by natasha joibi
KUALA LUMPUR: A man who purchased a penis enlargement device online had a rude shock when he received a magnifying glass instead of the device he thought he had purchased.
MCA Public Service and Complaint Bureau chairman Datuk Seri Michael Chong said Tuesday that the disgruntled customer, known only as Ong from Seri Kembangan, had paid RM450 for the penis enlarger.
“When he received the package, he was shocked to find a magnifying glass inside.
“The instructions that came with the package merely read ‘Do not use in sunlight’,” he said.
Chong told reporters that Ong was one of many who have fallen prey to online scams of this sort.
“Men and women are equally vulnerable to these scams. Three people lost a total of more than RM80,000 to these scams this year alone,” he said.
Chong added that scammers lure their victims by selling their products at a low price and very often, the items never get to their customers.
http://www.thestar.com.my/News/Nation/2014/06/03/Man-buys-penis-enlarger-gets-magnifying-glass/
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PLEASE DON’T GET CHEATED!
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TO THE FOLLOWING METHODS OF PENIS ENLARGEMENT, WE CAN NOW ADD MAGNIFYING GLASS.
Penis-enlargement products
Most advertised penis-enlargement methods are ineffective, and some can cause permanent damage to your penis. Here are some of the most widely promoted products and techniques:
Pills and lotions. These usually contain vitamins, minerals, herbs or hormones that manufacturers claim enlarge the penis. None of these products has been proved to work, and some may be harmful.
Vacuum pumps. Because pumps draw blood into the penis, making it swell, they’re sometimes used to treat erectile dysfunction. A vacuum pump can make a penis look larger temporarily. But using one too often or too long can damage elastic tissue in the penis, leading to less firm erections.
Exercises. Sometimes called jelqing, these exercises use a hand-over-hand motion to push blood from the base to the head of your penis. Although this technique appears safer than other methods, there’s no scientific proof it works, and it can lead to scar formation, pain and disfigurement.
Stretching. Stretching involves attaching a stretcher or extender device to the penis to exert traction. A few small studies have reported length increases of half an inch to almost an inch (about 1 to 2 centimeters) with these devices. However, the studies are not high quality. More rigorous research is needed to establish safety and effectiveness.
Penis Enlargement: Does It Work? on MedicineNet.com
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