So this quite unpleasant situation that happened last night. No before you ask this isn't a story about how I have such a massive penis I somehow punctured by gf's cervix although admittedly it's not much better.
To begin you have to understand an important dynamic between my gf and I. We're into bdsm. Ok that was easy. Her biggest kink is insertions, she loves being filled up huge. So we're going through our scene, she's tied up to a chair mounted on a big ole buttplug while gagging on a dildo-gag. I've got a nice little vibrator against her clit having a great time really.
Well then things take a turn. We've experimented with using this pump dildo before, which was a lot of fun, and we've been longstanding users of this guy too (B not A). For the first time we thought hey let's use them at the same time. Start off and she's loving it, like she's really into it. Screaming through the gag, spittle flying out the sides, etc. She's losing it and losing it, so I pull out the gag so I can hear her. I ask her if she wants to keep going and she just nods. At this point I notice how fast she's breathing so I stop pumping her up and give her a minute to catch her breath. I ask her a couple times and we have a quick conversation where she says she wants to finish the scene and she's loving it, and so on and on. So I say ok and we go for the finish.
Well after about two pumps I see the blood. A lot of blood. I very calmly inform her we've got a bit of an issue and have to end the scene, while internally about to faint from the sight before me. It's not the blood itself it's the fact the blood is coming out of her vagina like at torrent. I quickly untie her, throw on a pair of panties and sweatpants and carry her to the car. I drive straight to the hospital and about halfway there the endorphins run out and she starts complaining of pain. I'm sweating fucking bullets (she's reassuring me she's not blaming me or mad or anything) thinking I literally just broke my gf.
We get her in to the ER and they immediately put her down on her side, a bag of blood and some pain medication. She's really hurting by this point and I'm trying to help and be supportive while dying rapidly on the inside. If glares shot daggers I'd have been a pincushion from all the nurses who think idk I somehow beat my gf's cervix. Doctors finally arrive, take a look and agree yep she tore her cervix. Well I tore her cervix but she keeps saying it's not my fault, doesn't make me feel any less guilty. They then of course had to cauterize the tear. My mind conjured images of a blowtorch going into my gf's vagina but I was assured it would be some sort of fast-acting gel that would still burn like a motherfucker but at least close the wound. So they go ahead and give her a sedative and perform the operation while I sit out in the waiting room struggling to figure out what to tell her relatives.
She was in a lot of pain when she got out, and was nauseous from the pain medicine to the point she couldn't walk. And she was catheter'd because she obviously can't use those muscles. So they kept her overnight and got released this morning. Of course I have a huge meeting today I couldn't miss so I had to leave for work straight from the hospital, had a friend of ours bring me my work clothes and stay with my gf. Guilt ate me alive so I came home from work, and have been pampering her all afternoon until she took another dosage of painkillers and passed out on the couch.
What's the lesson kids? Know the limits of your gf's cooch before ya stick things in.
TL;DR: Playing real kinky with my gf and ended up tearing her cervix with a spiked dildo
Edit: Alright I was unclear. I threw panties on her not me. Jesus guys I can't keep making the ironic "we're not into that weird shit" joke over and over again.
edit2: oh you fucks just had to gild me didn't you. I DON'T FEEL LIKE A WINNER REDDIT!
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