Tuesday, July 15, 2025

Book review: "Big Dumb Eyes" by Nate Bargatze

I feel like I "discovered" Nate Bargatze. I first heard him in 2017 when he performed on "A Prairie Home Companion," the public radio show. Listening to him, I thought, "This guy's pretty funny." I made a mental note of his name.

After that, I started to hear, and see, more of Nate Bargatze. First, short video clips here or there. Then a full-length standup comedy special on Netflix. And then another one, and another. The mometum grew and suddenly there was Nate hosting Saturday Night Live. Twice!

I have been rooting for him along this journey. Not only is he funny, he's funny in a unique way. He doesn't curse or swear and doesn't tell dirty jokes. He doesn't do politics. 

He just tells stories from his life, sometimes making fun of others, but often making fun of himself. He can turn ordinary life — a visit to Starbucks, helping his daughter with homework into very funny stories. 

And now Nate's written a book and a good one. "Big Dumb Eyes" doesn't contain that many outright laughs, but it has a lot of enjoyable, amusing stories, many of them from very prosaic topics. 

He talks about the difficulty he has choosing socks to wear. "Who are these animals out there, just waking up in the morning and throwing on socks with no planning whatsoever? It makes no sense!"

He recalls the time, as a child, when his father accidently left Nate's younger sister behind at a church event. "The first things my dad does is go, "Do not tell your mother.'"

There are stories on his life as a meter reader, how his mom outran the police, how he failed bowling in college, and how his barber became his physical trainer. 

My favorite story is about he and his family going to DisneyWorld. I'm not going spoil it for you here. 

The book is not an autobiography, but he does tell stories from his childhood, growing up and reaching adulthood. The thing I would have liked to know  but is not in the book — is what it was about standup comedy that interested Nate in the first place and why he stuck with it even when the paychecks were small. Did he know he would be famous? Was he waiting for me to discover him? 


Friday, July 11, 2025

Trivia night at O'Malley's on Main in Seal Beach

Four friends and I stopped in yesterday at O'Malley's on Main, a restaurant in Seal Beach, California, for trivia night. It wasn't our first time there, but it very well could be our last.

My friend Kay had called days earlier to reserve a table for our group. There had been a mxup on our previous visit and they somehow lost our reservation. We ended up with four people awkwardly crowded around a table that might have been big enough for three.

We didn't want that to happen again, of course, so Kay called ahead of time and the man she spoke to assured her that a specific table, perfect for our group of five, would be reserved for us. 

But when we arrived yesterday, the hostess knew nothing about our reservation. Sigh. We didn't get the table we wanted, and this time crowded five people awkwardly around a table for four.

The host gave us two menus to share among the five of us. After a wait of about 20 minutes, the server came by to take our orders. I don't expect servers to be bubbly or perky, but this waiter couldn't even manage half a smile. It seemed like he was being forced to do this job and only grudgingly taking our order. 

No one brought us utensils or napkins, so one of our group took some off a separate empty table. 

I had a blue cheese burger and it was the highlight of the evening  juicy and delicious. The fries were good too, but we discovered that the ketchup bottle at our table was nearly empty. With no server or other worker nearby to ask, we had to grab a bottle off another table.

We were there for two and a half hours and our waters were never refilled, not even after we asked our server to do so (and he said he would). He refilled the waters at the table next to us, but not ours.

Then there was the trivia.

Every bar has it's own style for trivia. I do like that O'Malley's has a good mix of topics and difficulty levels. They had questions on geography, music, history, sports and other topics. 

But it goes way too slow. After each question, the host plays a song to allow your group to submit an answer. But coming up with an answer doesn't take that long. Most of the time you either know the answer or you don't, and even if there is some debate in your group that takes no more than 30 seconds. You don't need the four or so minutes it takes to play a song.

As a result, there's not that much trivia on trivia night. At O'Malley's, they give you about 22 questions (and they give you a "freebie" answer to one of them). At other bars, trivia can have 40 to 45 questions on a given night. 

Also, the place was just plain loud. You might think that the one benefit of the long breaks between songs would be a chance to chat with your teammates, but the music and ambient noise of O'Malleys was so much you could barely shout, much less converse.

Finally, you remember that table we thought we had reserved? It was a perfect-sized table for five people. Unfortunately, it attracted a group of nine and they were seated right next to us. In fact, their overflowing group seemd to be sitting right with us. One of our group was getting bumped and jostled so much by this active group that he had to literally leave his seat and stand on the other side of our table.

All in all, not a great evening at O'Malley's.

Monday, April 21, 2025

Seeing "Jeopardy Masters" live

For "Jeopardy" nerds, this was the place to be.

It was the first day of taping for "Jeopardy Masters," the annual tournament showcasing the show's best and brightest, and I was there.  

I was among a couple hundred people arriving at Sony Picture Studios in Culver City, California to see one of the three "Masters" episodes being filmed that day 

I had been to "Jeopardy" taping sessions three times before. Two of those happened in the era of host Alex Trebek, one in the late 1990s and once in the 2010s. And then, just last month, I saw my first taping with host Ken Jennings.

After the latter taping, I happened to see that Masters was coming up. I rushed and quickly got a ticket for a taping. For a "Jeopardy" fan like myself, I felt like I had snagged a ticket to the World Series. But let's keep things in perspective: Tickets to "Jeopardy," like most TV shows that have an audience, are free.

In some ways this was like any other taping day. On arrival, the guard directed me into the parking garage. Once parked, I checked in on the first floor of the garage, and then took a seat in a waiting corral with other ticket holders.

All that was part of the normal process. But there were signs this day was different. First, we were all required to sign a non-disclosure agreement, which was atypical. Understandably, they didn't want to the results of any of the Masters games leaked (don't expect any spoilers here). 

Also, roaming among the crowd was five-time "Jeopardy" champion Alison Betts. Honestly, I'm not totally sure why she was there (she wasn't in the tournament). She bounced among various people in line, chatting amiably. Was she simply there as a fan or as some kind of goodwill ambassador? 

Mostly, I sat with the other ticket holders and waited. Our group had tickets to the 1 p.m. taping but at 1:15 we still hadn't left the parking garage holding area. 

In the Trebek era, "Jeopardy" ran as an efficient taping machine. At start time, maybe even before, audience members were escorted directly into the studio. With only a few preliminary announcements ("Don't shout out the answers!"), the show began. Breaks for commercials lasted about as long as they do in the actual airing, so the taping of a single show was close to the length of the final product. Alex Trebek was so smooth that he rarely had to re-shoot anything.  Even when I saw three episodes taped in succession, it all seemed to go by pretty fast.

Alas, in the Jennings era, the gears of "Jeopardy" have slowed, as I discovered at the previous month's taping. I saw two games, a total of about 45 minutes of actual show time. And yet I was on the Sony lot for three hours and 45 minutes. This was partly because they've now added a mandatory 30-minute stop in the gift shop, but also because the taping had numerous stops to reshoot portions. 

Ken had to do numerous "pick-ups" — instances where he had to re-read a clue or redo some other line that he had muffed. I like Ken Jennings a lot, but seeing the taping in person shows that he still lacks the broadcasting polish of Alex Trebek.

On the day I was there for Masters, the first taping had run long and caused ours to be delayed. Also, the taping was overbooked. The last ticketholders to arrive were told there wouldn't be room for them and encouraged to come another time.

Eventually, we were let into the gift shop for the required stop and then finally guided through the studio to the "Jeopardy" studio. At the front of the group were people with purple wristbands  friends and family of the competitors. Some of these had T-shirts announcing their allegiance, like "Team Victoria." 

The rest of us, with green wristbands, followed. We were warned to turn off our cell phones, put them away and never take them out once in the studio (I get it  no spoilers). 

Despite the delays and even though I'd been there before, it is still a magical moment when you walk into the "Jeopardy" studio and see the stage you've seen so often on TV. The stage shimmers in shades of blue. In the rafters above are countless lights, big and small, directed in different directions. 

On TV, you just see Ken and the three contestants. But there's much more. Just off stage is a long row of show staff, including producer Sarah Whitcomb Foss, sitting in front of computer monitors. There are multiple cameras around the room with one or two operators each, including one huge boom camera that swings back and forth.  Then there's the crowd of about 180 people, and signs that flash "Applause" at appropriate times. On this day, the Masters tournament trophy was sitting on a table three rows in front of me. 

There was a buzz in the crowd. Popular "Jeopardy" champ Sam Buttrey, who works on the show's podcast, was there mingling with audience members. During a break, Ken mentioned that former superchamp Brad Rutter was also there, but I didn't see him. 

Once in our seats, there was more waiting. Jimmy Maguire, formerly of the "Jeopardy" Clue Crew and now the stage manager, talked to the audience trying to keep things lively. The contestants were brought out with cameras in their faces, like boxers entering the ring. 

During the show breaks, Ken would do his "pick-ups" and then often take questions from the audience, including one from yours truly (in case you're wondering, some of the writers work on both "Jeopardy" and "Pop Culture Jeopardy," but not all of them). Ken is delightfully friendly. He tells funny stories and just seems like a genuinely nice guy. 

Still, the show moved forward in clumsy stops and starts. The opening of the episode had to be done over. The breaks dragged for mysterious reasons. None of the actual gameplay was changed (that would be illegal), but the taping was much less-polished than the show you see on TV. 

One of the stranger aspects of the tapings comes at the end of each game. On TV, as soon as the game is over, Ken quickly wraps things up and the credits roll. You might catch a short glimpse of Ken talking to the players.

In reality, Ken does an extended post-game interview with the players that lasts for several minutes. He asks about key moments in the game, difficult questions, ever wagering strategies. Some of this is interesting, but it is also awkward and really goes on too long. 

I'm not sure why they do this. Some snippets of the interviews have been posted on the show's website, but not many. (As of this writing, the most recent post-game interview clip I could find on the site was from four months previous).  

In all, I was on the Sony lot for four and a half hours to see 45 minutes of show. It was free, yes, and it was cool to get an early look at the Masters. But if you plan to go to any taping of "Jeopardy," just be sure to set aside enough time. 













Tuesday, March 25, 2025

Book review: "Welcome to Pawnee" by Jim O'Heir

It was on the set of "Parks and Recreation" that Rob Lowe taught Jim O'Heir how to kiss.

I know what you're thinking. but it wasn't like that. O'Heir had asked Lowe for tips on how to kiss on camera. The handsome Lowe, who played Chris Traeger on "Parks and Rec," had much experience  kissing on various shows and movies. O'Heir, who played Jerry, well, didn't have such experience. So Lowe offered some pointers:

"Initially, you keep your mouth closed when you go in for the kiss," Lowe said. "When your lips meet, it's all up to your scene partner. If she parts her lips, then you can follow suit. If she slips in a little tongue, then you can go ahead and say hello with yours. Basically, it's whatever your scene partner is comfortable with." 

This is one of the many stories Jim O'Heir tells in "Welcome to Pawnee," his 2024 book about his experiences as a comic actor. Most of the book is about his time on "Parks and Rec."

There was the time that Chris Pratt, playing Andy, was supposed to appear "naked" in a scene with star Amy Poehler.

"In television this always refers to putting on a dance belt or special shorts and shooting from the waist up," O'Heir explained. "You can imagine everyone's surprise  including Amy Poehler's genuine shock, which you see in the final edit — when she opens the door to se that Chris Pratt is indeed very, very naked."

"Welcome to Pawnee" is filled with many such funny and offbeat stories. It is also an affectionate memoir of O'Heir's time on "Parks and Rec." I admit that I roll my eyes when actors describe the cast of their show or movie as "family," but when O'Heir uses that term he makes a pretty convincing case that it was true in this case.

He recounts being comforted by Poehler after his mother's death; the show's producers even offered to pay for food at her memorial service. He recalls how he and actress Retta, who played Donna, bonded in the early days of the show when they weren't sure if their roles would be a permanent part of the series. He remembers how Chris Pratt expressed concern on the set that some of the "Jerry jokes" on the show were too mean-spirited.

One thing you won't find in this book is dirt. O'Heir has almost nothing but positive things to say about his castmates as well as the producers and writers on the show. I was wondering if O'Heir might spill the tea on the dumping of actor Paul Schneider (who played Mark Brendanawicz) in the second season, but beyond acknowledging that it happened, he honestly doesn't seem to have any inside info.

Yes, he does reveal some embarassing moments, but only about himself. For instance, there was the time, as a young comic actor, that he met one of his idols, Mary Tyler Moore, and could barely mumble out a word. 

Or there was the time the "Parks and Rec" wardrobe department accidentally gave him clothes intended for Nick Offerman (who played Ron Swanson) and O'Heir wore them for a full scene. If you don't know, O'Heir is considerably bigger than Offerman.

"I changed into them but noticed that the shirt was small," he said. "I mean comically small. A rational person would've taken it off and brought it to the attention of the wardrobe department. But not me. I wasn't going to be a troublemaker."

All in all, the book is a fun, light read for any fan of the "Parks and Rec," filled with a ton of memorable bits and pieces about the show and O'Heir's background. The book nicely includes subsections with the voices of Poehler, Pratt, Adam Scott (Ben), and others connected to the show.

Some nuggets:  

O'Heir actually first auditioned for the role of Ron Swanson. Today he acknowledges that he was the wrong man for the job. "That character could only have been played by one guy, and his name is Nick Offerman."

O'Heir was only 49 when he played 64-year-old Jerry.

O'Heir and Retta both loved the freebies available at the "gifiting suites" offered at awards shows. "I'm getting mine!" she said.

During the early years of "Parks and Rec" there were repeated comparisons, from both inside the show and outside, with "The Office." I get how this started, since Mike Schur is a creator of both shows. But to me, the two programs are vastly different and that was apparent from the first episode of "Parks and Rec." So the continued comparisons after that point I found bizarre. 

O'Heir also shares some stories from other shows, like when he filmed an episode of "Boston Legal," and he had to arrive on the first day of shooting wearing a dress and heels.

He also gives us a peak behind the curtain of how a show this is made. A script is written, followed by table reads, and then re-written. Perhaps re-written again. Perhaps another table read. Then there's hair and makeup for the actors, and stand-ins come in to "block" a scene for lighting, sound and camera angles. Then there can be many takes of a single scene. 

"A mix of monotony and repetition, day after day, that is sweetened by snack breaks and hang sessions.," explains O'Heir. "And sometimes by epic dance sessions in the hair-and makeup trailers."

Monday, January 20, 2025

So you want to drive in Taiwan?

If you've been considering whether it's wise to drive in Taiwan while visiting the country, you might  Google the topic. What you find could be alarming. 

"Taiwanese simply are not good drivers," says user Vaporgaze2000 on Reddit. Another commenter said of driving in Taiwan: "Don’t trust any other vehicle to behave rationally." Yet another says, "It's best to assume that they (Taiwanese drivers) are all either actively trying to kill you or cause accidents for insurance money."

Oh my. 

These types of comments weighed heavily on me as I prepared for my trip to Taiwan, on which I would be driving for five days. Would this be a disaster? Could I survive the "awful" Taiwanese drivers?

Traffic in Keelung, Taiwan

Having just completely my visit, I can offer a first-person perspective. I can assure you that it is terribly unfair to brand all Taiwanese drivers as bad. The vast majority of drivers on the island drive at least as well as most American drivers. 

But that doesn't mean it's easy to drive in Taiwan. While the drivers may not be bad, driving in Taiwan is, well, different. A combination of factors will make driving in there a test for American drivers.

For context, let me note that I live in Southern California, so I'm well experienced in driving in heavy traffic. But every country has its own driving quirks, and Taiwan is no exception. 

I drove for five days in Taiwan, starting in Tainan, in the southwest, crossing over to the less-populated east coast, driving north to Jinshan, and finally returning the car at Taipei's airport. I avoided driving in dense cities as much as possible.

Driving the lonely roads of Taiwan's East Coast, where thunderous ocean waves crash on rocks on one side of the road while rugged mountain rise dramatically on the other side, was a feast of natural beauty and an unstressful time behind the wheel.

It was also on the east side where we traveled through Taiwan's awe-inspiring system of tunnels. One is eight miles long. The roads themselves were also good -- I don't recall a single pothole. 

I did do some driving in cities, the most challenging environment for visiting drivers. And I did spend time on busy highways and freeways. Though they were heavily used, none were clogged bumper-to-bumper like those in Los Angeles.

Here are the key things to be ready for when driving in Taiwan:

Scooters. This is probably the biggest wildcard for U.S. drivers. In the cities, especially Taipei, there are swarms and swarms of scooters (and motorbikes) that share the road with cars. Sometimes they get their own lane, though most of the time they cling to the right edge of the road. 

As a car driver, you have to always be conscious that a scooter could be lurking on your right, perhaps in your blind spot, at any time. Set your side mirrors right before heading out! It's always wise to use your turn signals to indicate your intentions, but especially so if you're turning right, where you could conflict with a scooter's route. In some cases, you may be able to move to the left and give scooters a whole lane, but sometimes you have to narrrowly squeeze past them.

That said, scooter drivers are very good at avoiding you. After all, they're the ones that are going to suffer in any kind of collision.

Note that at intersections there is often a marked box right before the stoplight. This is reserved for scooters and bicycles, putting them ahead of cars waiting at the light. 

Tailgaters: The vast majority of Taiwanese maintain a reasonable following distance. But there is a 5% element of drivers who aggressively tailgate.

It's not like I've never experienced tailgaters. There are tailgaters in Los Angeles too, but those tend to be lazy tailgaters, who simply don't understand proper following distance. But Taiwanese tailgaters want to get by, and they want to get by now, so they will ride your bumper tightly looking for any way around. The worst, in my experience, were two motorcyclists who on separate occasions rode behind me so closely that they seemed to be sitting in my backseat.

The best response to tailgaters, in Taiwan or anywhere, is to not feel pressured and to not rush. If anything, slow slightly and gradually. With the two motorcylists, I very slightly slowed until they found a way around me. If it's a multi-lane road, leave it to tailgaters to get around you (they'll pass on the left, right, or even on the shoulder). If it's a smaller road, you can look for a turnout of some kind (be sure to signal!), so they can pass. I did that twice over five days.

"Surprise" Red lights: One feature of Taiwan roads that caused me some problems were flashing yellow lights that you'll see on many streets. These lights mark cross-streets. Doesn't seem like a bad idea to warn you of possible cross traffic, right?

The problem is, first, that there are so many of these flashing yellows that you start to tune them out. They just become part of the background. Then, every once in a while one of these flashing yellows will become a solid yellow and suddenly red. While you would obviously notice when a green light becomes yellow, It takes your brain a second or two to realize that a flashing yellow is now a solid yellow. Maybe you have time to slam on the brakes, maybe you don't. 

I actually ended up running three red lights because of this. I'm not proud of it! Fortunately, nothing terrible happened. I can imagine how an onlooker might have seen this and said, "Wow, all white people are terrible drivers."

"Normal" surprises: You have to be ready for anything on Taiwanese streets. Periodically, you'll find cars parked halfway, or even fully, in the right lane. Because dedicated left-turn lanes are not common, sometimes it's the left lane that's blocked by a car waiting to turn. These happen all the time, and you'll see drivers just find any way around they can. Be prepared for sudden lane changes. (On the bright side, I found Taiwanese drivers almost always signaled.)

This may seem dangerous, but most drivers seem aware of their surroundings, and will move over or slow down to adjust for others. Not all drivers, though: One did carelessly nearly shift lanes right into me. I had to brake quickly.

Using Google maps. The difficulties of being a new driver in Taiwan is compounded by the fact that you  probably don't know where you're going. We used Google Maps all around the country and 97% of the time it was great.

But a couple things did cause trouble. First, Google Maps would refer to freeway exits by their numbers, but the turnoffs aren't marked that way. 

Second and maybe it's just me, but I had particular trouble when a lane or two would split from the main highway, but stay in parallel. It was often hard for me in to tell in Google Maps which lane I was supposed to be in.

Advice:

It helps to have a driving "partner" in the car with you. Don't think of it as backseat driving. I was glad to have others in the car who could look at the Google Maps screen and help me. "You need to move over one lane to the right," or "It's not this exit but the next one."

Keeping all the things above in mind, non-Taiwanese can drive without incident in Taiwan. I survived with no dentss, scrapes, or otherwise. You do have to be alert and prepared for surprises. Avoid urban areas as much as you can. Err on the side of caution. It's better to be honked at for being too cautious (it happened to me!), than to rush forward and get in an accident. 

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Thursday, December 12, 2024

Book review: "Full Disclosure" by Stormy Daniels

Stormy Daniels was well into her career as a porn star and adult film director, when her husband suggested they have a baby. 

Daniels was cool to the idea, but her husband, Glen, persisted. 

"Okay," she finally said, "But there are terms. You have to do porn."

Glen was puzzled by this demand, but Daniels was looking ahead. In her 2018 autobiography, "Full Disclosure," Daniels explains she knew that judges often looked down on porn performers like herself and would often rule against them in child custody fights. If Glen did porn, it would even the playing field. 

"If we ever split up, you can't use it against me in court," she said.

Glen was dubious, but Stormy was serious. So he soon started performing in porn movies. At first, he just had sex with his wife on camera, and Glen thought that he'd met the terms of the deal. But Daniels said no. Here's how she put it in the book:

"You can always stand up in court and be like, 'She did a hundred scenes in her career, and on the few that I did, I only worked with her.'"

"So what do you want," he asked.

"You need to f*** other bitches." He rolled his eyes. I was sex-trafficking my husband. 

This scene from "Full Disclosure" illustrates many of the strengths of this book. First, it takes us into a world  the lives of porn stars  that most of us know little about. Second, it's an unashamedly personal anecdote. And last, it's told with a nice dash of humor. 

That combination makes "Full Disclosure" an interesting, fun and eye-opening book.

Most people, of course, associate Stormy Daniels with Donald Trump, due to their well-known  though short  relationship. Many would probably pick up this book just to read the Trump parts.

That's too bad, because there's a lot more to the book. Even if Trump was never mentioned, "Full Disclosure" would still be a book worth reading.

The book is smoothly written, but I'm not sure who gets credit, since Daniels used a ghost writer named Kevin Carr O'Leary. There is a wry sense of humor that threads through much of the book, and I sense that it does come from Daniels herself. 

Daniels holds back almost nothing about her personal life. 

She describes growing up poor in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, living in a filthy home with a mother who was checked-out as a parent. Beginning at age nine, for two years, Daniels was molested almost every day by a man in the neighborhood (by enduring it, she felt she was protecting a younger friend from the man). In telling the story, she's not asking for pity; she's just explaining what her childhood was like.

She was having consensual sex, and plenty of it, by eighth grade and continuing into high school. She began stripping while still in high school at what she calls a local "titty bar."  She was so naive, she had never seen a eyelash curler before; other strippers showed how to use it and gave her other life advice as well. "I grew up in a strip club," she said.

Daniels recognized that dancers with larger breasts got bigger tips, so she soon got breast implants. The doctor gave her larger implants than she wanted, boosting her to a triple D size. At first, she was mad.  But then she saw her income surge. "Best twenty-two hundred dollars I ever spent."

She was smart enough to see that she could make even more money as "feature dancer" — one who travels the country making special appearances at strip clubs  and carefully built up her credentials to become one.

Soon she started doing porn, insisting on a contract to control her career and eventually getting the chance to direct and write movies.

Daniels is really the only continuing character through the book. So many men come in and out of her live as boyfriends (or, occasionally, husbands), it's actually tiresome for the reader.

On one page she announces a romance with her bodyguard, but by the end of the paragraph they break up. In the very next paragraph, she falls for a roadie working on her shows. That one must not have lasted very long because on the next page she's gushing about a porn director that she will soon be sleeping with.  

Her marriage to "Glen" (actually Brendon Miller) doesn't last long despite him completing her porn challenge and becoming pregnant. Still, her story of giving birth to their daughter is one of the best parts of the "Full Disclosure."

She had planned to have a home "tub" birth, but after 48 hours of unsuccessful labor, she was rushed to the hospital. It is dramatic, but still with a touch of humor. Hurrying to the hospital, Stormy insisted on taking the doula's minivan, not her Escalade. "This is an eighty-thousand-dollar vehicle. I'm not giving birth in it!" Told not to eat at the hospital while in labor, she insisted Glen get her food from the vending machine. A nurse later comes in to find her "covered in crumbs and wrappers."

I do wish the book had more pictures. No  get your mind out of the gutter   I don't mean those kind of pictures. I would just like to see more of Stormy Daniels at different ages. There is only one picture in the whole book, plus the cover photo. 

OK, I guess I can't finish this review without talking about Donald Trump. 

The Trump sections were probably my least favorite parts of the book  messy, frustrating because , this is one place where she made poor decisions. 

As she tells it, she met Trump at a celebrity golf tournament and he invited her to dinner. When she arrived at his hotel, expecting to go out to dinner, she was ushered into Trump's hotel penthouse.  He emerged in his pajamas. She tells him, "Go put some fucking clothes on."  He does.

What followed was three hours of conversation  I'm not sure she ever got dinner  covering a variety of topics including the economics of porn, and Trump's golf course clubs. As the night wound to an end, Stormy went to the bathroom. When she emerged, Trump was there in his underwear, expecting sex.

This is the book's most puzzling moment. For so much of the book, Daniels presents herself as a strong , confident, decisive woman. But in this moment she just seems to give in, lie down and spread her legs. Why didn't she say no? She doesn't explain. 

It's sad that so much of Daniels life is overshadowed by the one episode. She overcame a dirt-poor upbringing and childhood sex abuse to make herself successful. Sure, her line of work isn't what most would choose, but it worked for her. And for I respect her for her taking charge of her life. And she's pretty funny too.



Friday, November 22, 2024

"Wheel of Fortune": When should you buy a vowel?

If you watch "Wheel of Fortune," you may have wondered about the right time to buy a vowel. Some contestants do it at the first opportunity, while others wait, trying to earn money by guessing consonants first.

There are pros and cons to each strategy. Guessing consonants correctly wins you money (or prizes), while buying vowels cost you $250 each time. But when buying vowels you can't end up with a "Bankrupt" and lose all your money, as you could if you're spinning the wheel to guess consonants. Vowels are also easier to guess, since there are fewer of them, so you're less likely to be wrong and lose your turn.

(For this article, I'm assuming people know how "Wheel" is played. If you don't, check out this page.)

I've often wondered if contestants jump too quickly to start buying vowels. In many cases, a player buys a lot of vowels, then loses his or her turn, and another contestant swoops in to solve the puzzle. It seems like the first player did the work, the other reaped the rewards. I decided that if I was ever on the show I would try to get as many as four consonants on the board before buying vowels.

But what way is really right? To find out, I monitored the first 100 "spin" games of Wheel's 42nd season, which started Sept. 9 with new host Ryan Seacrest.

My question was simple: Does buying a vowel early make it more likely you will win? Here's what I found:

Out of those 100 games, the first player to buy a vowel won 44 of them. If it was random, you would expect each player to win 33.3.  So that seems a clear vote for buying vowels early. 

Breaking this down further, I looked at how well players did if they bought vowels on their first opportunity, versus if they waited one more turn and bought on their second. (To be clear, you can't buy vowels until you've won some money, so your first opportunity to buy a vowel would come on your second play.)

Here's how it worked out. Players who bought a vowel on their opportunity won 43% of the time (28 of 65), while those who waited one more turn won just 32% of the time (8 of 25). This further supports the strategy of buying vowels early.

Still, there was another factor to consider. Could it be that the advantage I found comes just from being the first player to play? That is, since the first player to play is often the first player to buy a vowel, is it simply the former element that gives the advantage?

To find out, I tracked 34 of the spin puzzles to see how the first player did. That player, it turns out, won 11 of 34  in other words, just a hair less than a random distribution. This suggests that going first gives no advantage in itself.

To be certain, a larger sample size for all of these elements would be great. But based on what I have, I'm revising my plan: Buy vowels as soon as you can.