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There are many things you should never, ever, EVER say to a dude after you’ve gotten it on with him—like, no matter what. Check out some of the worst things a chick can say post-sex from real people and relationship experts.

1. “The worst thing you can ever say or talk about to a guy after sex is mentioning anything remotely about, related to, or concerning his mother. It will deflate that mood in less than a nanosecond. Trust me, I’m guilty as charged.” —Tanya T, 32

2. “‘OK. You can leave now.’ Kind of heartless. Also—bossy.” —Amy Schoen, dating coach

3. “The morning after, I asked her if I was a good lover. She said I was 'definitely in the top 50!’” —Dan N, 32

4. “The worst thing a woman can say to a man after sex is, 'That was nice.’ Sex isn’t supposed to be 'nice'—it’s sex. Anything short of 'wow’ and a guy will think he didn’t perform well.” —Thomas Edwards, “The Professional Wingman" 

5. "I was in L.A. on a business trip. I met what I thought was my soulmate. Nuzzling up to her after our loving making session, basking in the glow of it, and I whispered in her ear, 'How was it for you?’ She replied, 'Better than a root canal.’” —Jon D, 32

6. “Don’t ask, 'We used a condom, right?’ Women should know if they used a condom and most importantly you should always use a condom and never leave it up to him to decide. Also, don’t ever say 'We need to talk'—I don’t care what it is you need to talk about, after sex is never the time to have one of 'those’ talks.” —Emily Morse, sexpert

7. “'We have to hurry, my boyfriend will be here soon.’” —Terri, 34

8. “Nothing. Saying nothing after sleeping with a new guy can lead you down the path of misunderstanding on anything from what works for you in bed to the status of your relationship. So whether you are feeling good, bad, or neutral about him (or the sex), be sincere, come from a place of good intention, and say something.” —Erica Curtis, marriage and family therapist

9. “'That’s not what I expected.’ This line can be crushing because it hits at the core of a man’s self-image.” —William Cane, author of The Art of Kissing

10. “'If I were you, I would learn how to please a woman.’” —Kate, 26

11. “The worst thing a woman can say to a guy after sleeping with him is anything in comparison to anyone else she’s been with. Guys don’t want to hear any of that, good or bad. As a couple’s therapist, I’ve seen this cause unnecessary fights and relationship trouble—keep your focus on him!” —Rachel Thomasian, marriage and family therapist

12. “'I love you.’ This happened to me during my college years and made things very awkward since we just started seeing each other.” —Chau N, 27

13. “Never say, 'I wish you could’ve lasted longer.’ This will only add pressure, it won’t solve the problem.” —Adam LoDolce, dating expert

14. “I met this much younger, naïve guy after a breakup. He’d only had brief sexual encounters with two women previously. We started playing around and I simply started giving him a handjob. He exploded within seconds, and there was a lake of cum on his stomach, and I said without hesitation 'Wow…Don’t you ever play with yourself?’” —Jen, 35

15. “Do not fish for compliments on your sexual performance. It appears needy, which is a turn off for guys, and the last thing that a man wants to do after sex is try to appease your insecurities.” —Nikki Ransom, Certified sex therapist

16. “This one’s easy: 'I love you but I’m not in love with you.’ It’s a non-sensical and meaningless phrase which hurts, but doesn’t clarify anything. It also indicates that the sayer of it doesn’t have a clue what love is—not that anyone can define love for the rest of us.” —Russell Friedman, author of Moving On: Dump Your Relationship Baggage and Make Room for the Love of Your Life

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1. Dice Game

On a sheet of paper pen down numbers 2 till 12 and against each, both you and your partner will have to write an intimate act that you want each other to do/perform.

Rule of the Game:
You can’t cheat. Whatever act corresponds the number will need to be performed. Write down what you fancy your partner doing and get going guys!

2. Dirty Dancing

Bedroom dancing is a different experience altogether, especially when you have only your partner as a spectator. Let your partner’s eye take on its journey. Let go off any hesitation and perform for him/her.

Rule of the Game:
In this game, anticipation will drive your partner crazy. Prepare a playlist of sensuous songs and synchronise your dance as per the lyrics. Even if you are not a good dancer, your partner will surely be head over heels because you are setting a perfect scene for the rest of the night.

3. Scrabble

This simple board game will help test your intent for bedroom fun in a naughty way.

Rule of the Game: 
The rule of the game is that you will have to make words with only sexual undertones to them. For instance- hot, sausages, berries, blow, etc. This will test how much can you think in words and convey what you want to your partner. You could make words suggestive of your hidden fantasies too. This way you will lead your partner into doing things that you want him/her to do to you.

4. Taste and Tell

Time to test your partner’s taste buds.

Rule of the Game:
Blindfold your beloved and place different kinds of food on your body parts. You can make use of honey, chocolate syrup, pickle etc. from your kitchen cabinet and let some edible love overpower your partner. Ask your partner to locate a certain taste as he/she glides all over you doing it. You must give a sweet surprise each time he/she succeeds finding the right spot. Once they made it through the taste-test, switch roles and play all night long.

5. Strip Poker

As the name suggests, it will need you to strip before your partner, now that sounds naughty, isn’t it?

Rule of the Game: 
Both of you will have to wear same number of clothes, other than that you can have your own set of rules. You can both ask each other some questions from your routine life, for each wrong answer your partner will have to remove a piece of clothing. This will heat up the game and make your partner crave even more.
 

Now that we have planted a few ideas in your head, you can get going and surprise your partner by being sexy and a sumptuous delight in the night!

Most definitely.

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