Dialogue
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Revision as of 20:04, 21 August 2015
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: '''Velma''': Daphne? Are you okay?
: '''Velma''': Daphne? Are you okay?
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: '''Daphne''': I am so over this damsel in distress
nonsense
.
+
: '''Daphne''': I am so over this damsel in distress
shit
.
: '''Fred''': Uh, where's Shagster?
: '''Fred''': Uh, where's Shagster?
: '''Shaggy''': Like, I'm right here, man.
: '''Shaggy''': Like, I'm right here, man.
: '''Scooby''': Me too.
: '''Scooby''': Me too.
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: '''Shaggy''': Hey, Scoob, that was fun. Let's
grab
another skateboard and, like, do it again.
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: '''Shaggy''': Hey, Scoob, that was fun. Let's
get jacked
another skateboard and, like, do it again.
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:''[Fred unmasks the Luna's ghost]''
:''[Fred unmasks the Luna's ghost]''
: '''Everyone''': Old Man Smithers?
: '''Everyone''': Old Man Smithers?
−
: '''Anderson''': The Creepy Janitor?
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: '''Anderson''': The Creepy
Fucking
Janitor?
:'''Freddy''': Smithers wanted revenge after you refused to go out with him.
:'''Freddy''': Smithers wanted revenge after you refused to go out with him.
:'''Velma''': These balloons fill with a highly potent helium synthesis, giving the Luna Ghost his weightless appearance.
:'''Velma''': These balloons fill with a highly potent helium synthesis, giving the Luna Ghost his weightless appearance.
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:'''Smithers''': I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids and your
dumb
dog! I'll get you for this!
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:'''Smithers''': I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you
fucking
meddling kids and your
dumbass
dog! I'll get you for this!
−
:'''Scooby''': Scooby-dooby-
doo
!
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:'''Scooby''': Scooby-dooby-
fuck you
!
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:'''Daphne''': I do not always get kidnapped! I can't belive you'd say that to me!
:'''Daphne''': I do not always get kidnapped! I can't belive you'd say that to me!
:'''Velma''': Oh please! You come with your own ransom demand! ''(Daphne steals her glasses)'' Hey my glasses!
:'''Velma''': Oh please! You come with your own ransom demand! ''(Daphne steals her glasses)'' Hey my glasses!
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:'''Daphne''': Look who's helpless now!
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:'''Daphne''': Look who's helpless now
bitch
!
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:'''Velma''': ''[feels Fred's shoes and starts choking Fred]'' I'm gonna kill you, Daphne!
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:'''Velma''': ''[feels Fred's shoes and starts choking Fred]'' I'm gonna kill you, Daphne
you fucking bitch
!
:'''Fred''': ''[pushes Velma off]'' Hey, hey, hey! ''[checks his ascot]'' Watch the ascot!
:'''Fred''': ''[pushes Velma off]'' Hey, hey, hey! ''[checks his ascot]'' Watch the ascot!
: '''Shaggy''': Hey, you guys, look. I know I'm just the dude that carries the bags, but it seems to me we all play an important part in this group. I mean, we're just like a big, delicious banana split. Fred, you're the big banana. Daphne, you're the pastrami and bubble gum flavoured ice cream, and Velma, you're the sweet and sour mustard sauce that goes on top.
: '''Shaggy''': Hey, you guys, look. I know I'm just the dude that carries the bags, but it seems to me we all play an important part in this group. I mean, we're just like a big, delicious banana split. Fred, you're the big banana. Daphne, you're the pastrami and bubble gum flavoured ice cream, and Velma, you're the sweet and sour mustard sauce that goes on top.
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: '''Velma''': I quit.
: '''Velma''': I quit.
: '''Shaggy''': No.
: '''Shaggy''': No.
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: '''Daphne''': No way. You-you can't quit. I was gonna quit in, like, two seconds. And now everyone is gonna totally think I copied off the smart
girl
.
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: '''Daphne''': No way. You-you can't quit. I was gonna quit in, like, two seconds. And now everyone is gonna totally think I copied off the smart
bitch
.
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: '''Fred''': Now, wait a minute. wait a minute. Maybe I quit. I do. Yeah, I quit!
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: '''Fred''': Now, wait a minute. wait a minute. Maybe I quit. I do. Yeah, I quit
this mother fucker
!
: '''Velma''': I'm outta here.
: '''Velma''': I'm outta here.
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: '''Daphne''': Oh Yeah, Well Good riddance.
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: '''Daphne''': Oh Yeah, Well Good riddance
asshole
.
: '''Shaggy''': Don't... no! Don't go. Come on, guy's, don't do this. Please, don't go.
: '''Shaggy''': Don't... no! Don't go. Come on, guy's, don't do this. Please, don't go.
: '''Scooby''': Do I quit?
: '''Scooby''': Do I quit?
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: '''Man''': I've been sent by my employer, Mr. Emile Mondavarious, to invite you to his world-famous amusement park, Spooky Island.
: '''Man''': I've been sent by my employer, Mr. Emile Mondavarious, to invite you to his world-famous amusement park, Spooky Island.
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: '''Shaggy''': Oh, we don't go near any place with spooky, haunted, forbidden, or creepy in the name.
+
: '''Shaggy''': Oh, we don't go near any place with spooky, haunted, forbidden
shit
, or creepy in the name.
: '''Scooby''': Or hydrocolonic.
: '''Scooby''': Or hydrocolonic.
: '''Shaggy''': Right, or hydrocolonic, but that's for a whole different reason, man.
: '''Shaggy''': Right, or hydrocolonic, but that's for a whole different reason, man.
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: '''Velma''': You seem less...
: '''Velma''': You seem less...
: '''Shaggy''': Spooky!
: '''Shaggy''': Spooky!
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:'''Scooby''': No Shit
: '''Velma''': Than we'd have guessed.
: '''Velma''': Than we'd have guessed.
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: ...
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: '''Carol''': [with an angry tone] Are you tricking on me?
: '''Carol''': [with an angry tone] Are you tricking on me?
: '''Brad''': Carol, it's me. It's Brad. We've known each other since we were, like, three--
: '''Brad''': Carol, it's me. It's Brad. We've known each other since we were, like, three--
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: '''Carol''': ''[suddenly lifts up Brad in air]'' Back off my grill,
son
.
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: '''Carol''': ''[suddenly lifts up Brad in air]'' Back off my grill,
Cunt fuck
.
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: '''Brad''': ''[screaming in pure terror]'' CAROL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
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: '''Brad''': ''[screaming in pure terror]'' CAROL, WHAT
THE FUCK
ARE YOU DOING?!
: ''[She throws Brad in front of Mystery Inc. and Mondavarious, then walks away with the other kids; Brad crawls away in fright]
: ''[She throws Brad in front of Mystery Inc. and Mondavarious, then walks away with the other kids; Brad crawls away in fright]
: '''Mondavarious''': I'm terrified. And if the young people come off the barge, the people I love the most, they are in danger.
: '''Mondavarious''': I'm terrified. And if the young people come off the barge, the people I love the most, they are in danger.
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: '''Fred''': Not before I solve it first.
: '''Fred''': Not before I solve it first.
: '''Mondavarious''': Well done.
: '''Mondavarious''': Well done.
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: '''Daphne''': You guys are gonna look like total, total
idiots
when you're captured and I'm the one saving you.
+
: '''Daphne''': You guys are gonna look like total, total
Dicks
when you're captured and I'm the one saving you.
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