Jak X: Combat Racing
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===Conversations===
===Conversations===
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'''Daxter''': Whew! Being a big hero sure makes ya thirsty!<br>(''Daxter opens the water hatch, and Torn gains an annoyed expression as the sound of water coming through the pipe is heard. The substance that comes out is sludge, however, and not water. Daxter gags and shuts the water off while you can barely hear Torn chuckling'')
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'''Daxter''': Whew! Being a big hero sure makes ya thirsty!<br>(''Daxter opens the water hatch, and Torn gains an annoyed expression as the sound of water coming through the pipe is heard. The substance that comes out is sludge, however, and not water. Daxter gags and shuts the water off while you can barely hear Torn chuckling'')
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'''Torn''': The Baron turned off all water to the slums. He's willing to sacrifice innocent lives, just to destroy the Underground! I shouldn't be surprised. I've seen his evil before, while serving in the Krimzon Guard. That's why I quit.
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'''Torn''': The Baron turned off all water to the slums. He's willing to sacrifice innocent lives, just to destroy the Underground! I shouldn't be surprised. I've seen his evil before, while serving in the Krimzon Guard. That's why I quit.
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'''Jak''': You were a Krimzon Guard? Heh. Oh, that explains your... 'charming' sense of humor.
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'''Jak''': You were a Krimzon Guard? Heh. Oh, that explains your... 'charming' sense of humor.
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'''Samos''': Take the seed to Onin now. She will prepare it for Samos.<br>'''Daxter''': You mean you?<br>'''Samos''': NO! The other me Daxter! My younger self needs the seed's power to become... sagely....<br>'''Daxter''': So let me get this straight. It's safe to say by bringing your younger self the life seed now, we helped you become the sage you are today! We helped you get your powers in the first place! And you never thanked us? .<br>'''Samos''': Thank you Daxter... now go do it!
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'''Samos''': Take the seed to Onin now. She will prepare it for Samos.<br>'''Daxter''': You mean you?<br>'''Samos''': NO! The other me Daxter! My younger self needs the seed's power to become... sagely....<br>'''Daxter''': So let me get this straight. It's safe to say by bringing your younger self the life seed now, we helped you become the sage you are today! We helped you get your powers in the first place! And you never thanked us? .<br>'''Samos''': Thank you Daxter... now go do it!
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(''Jak and Daxter enter Onin's hut with an angry Pecker looking down at them.'')<br>'''Pecker''': Onin says what took you so long?! We had to skip lunch waiting for you two! ''[Onin claps her hands]'' Okay... okay... She really says "Thank you for saving the Life Seed". But I wouldn't say that if I were her! Give Onin the seed, and she will prepare it for Samos.<br>(''As Onin starts to prepare the Seed, Pecker stares at it with a tint of hunger in his eyes.'')<br>'''Pecker''': Mmmmmm... bird seed...<br>'''Daxter''': Back off, feather weight!<br>'''Pecker''': Listen tiny tail, I was leading my hundredth flock south before you had fur one between your legs! Not that your fur means anything!<br>'''Daxter''': At least I'm not some stuffed, over yappin', feather dusty mouthpiece for the world's oldest professional! (''mockingly'') Jak says,
'have
a nice day.
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Jak says,
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I can't think on my own.
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Jak says
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Go bite yourself!
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<br>'''Pecker''': That's it, rat boy! Now you've REALLY pissed me off!<br>(''Pecker and Daxter exchange lame karate-esque poses.'')<br>'''Pecker
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Daxter''': Hiyaaaaoooowww!<br>'''Jak''': (''off-screen'') Knock it off, both of you!<br>'''Pecker''': (''to Daxter'') You're lucky I'm famished!
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(''Jak and Daxter enter Onin's hut with an angry Pecker looking down at them.'')<br>'''Pecker''': Onin says what took you so long?! We had to skip lunch waiting for you two! ''[Onin claps her hands]'' Okay... okay... She really says "Thank you for saving the Life Seed". But I wouldn't say that if I were her! Give Onin the seed, and she will prepare it for Samos.<br>(''As Onin starts to prepare the Seed, Pecker stares at it with a tint of hunger in his eyes.'')<br>'''Pecker''': Mmmmmm... bird seed...<br>'''Daxter''': Back off, feather weight!<br>'''Pecker''': Listen tiny tail, I was leading my hundredth flock south before you had fur one between your legs! Not that your fur means anything!<br>'''Daxter''': At least I'm not some stuffed, over yappin', feather dusty mouthpiece for the world's oldest professional! (''mockingly'') Jak says,
"Have
a nice day.
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Jak says,
"
I can't think on my own.
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Jak says
"
Go bite yourself!
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<br>'''Pecker''': That's it, rat boy! Now you've REALLY pissed me off!<br>(''Pecker and Daxter exchange lame karate-esque poses.'')<br>'''Pecker
and
Daxter''': Hiyaaaaoooowww!<br>'''Jak''': (''off-screen'') Knock it off, both of you!<br>'''Pecker''': (''to Daxter'') You're lucky I'm famished!
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'''Keira:''' Erol's the best racer I've ever seen.<br>'''Jak''': He's not what you think.<br>'''Keira:''' And you're a good judge of character? Ha! Look at you. People say you get angry and...change. Besides, the Jak I knew wouldn't be working for a guy like Krew.<br>'''Jak''': I need Krew's connections to fight the Baron. Without my... You know what? Do it your way, and I'll do it mine. Just don't come crying to me when the walls fall down!
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'''Keira:''' Erol's the best racer I've ever seen.<br>'''Jak''': He's not what you think.<br>'''Keira:''' And you're a good judge of character? Ha! Look at you. People say you get angry and...change. Besides, the Jak I knew wouldn't be working for a guy like Krew.<br>'''Jak''': I need Krew's connections to fight the Baron. Without my... You know what? Do it your way, and I'll do it mine. Just don't come crying to me when the walls fall down!
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'''Jak''': I still can't believe that little boy was me. Better times, huh?<br>'''Keira:''' You miss him, huh? You know, the kid grows up to be a handsome hero.<br>(''they're about to kiss'')<br>'''Daxter:'''Hey! (Kiera and Jak glance at Daxter, who is actually talking to a drunk Onin) That's enough for you lady! I'm cuttin' you off!<br>(''Onin zaps him'')<br>'''Pecker''': Trust me, she gets real mean when she's like this!<br>(''Onin makes hand gestures'')<br>'''Daxter''':What'd she say?<br>'''Pecker:'''Something about rubber tubing and certain parts of your mother. You don't wanna know.
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'''Jak''': I still can't believe that little boy was me. Better times, huh?<br>'''Keira:''' You miss him, huh? You know, the kid grows up to be a handsome hero.<br>(''they're about to kiss'')<br>'''Daxter:'''Hey! (Kiera and Jak glance at Daxter, who is actually talking to a drunk Onin) That's enough for you lady! I'm cuttin' you off!<br>(''Onin zaps him'')<br>'''Pecker''': Trust me, she gets real mean when she's like this!<br>(''Onin makes hand gestures'')<br>'''Daxter''':What'd she say?<br>'''Pecker:'''Something about rubber tubing and certain parts of your mother. You don't wanna know.
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'''Sig''': You know, my momma used to read me bedtime stories about Mar when she'd tuck me in. She'd give me a nice glass of warm yakow milk... and my little Poopsy bear.<br>'''Daxter''': Bedtime stories
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Warm
milk
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Poopsy
bear?! Buddy, ya just blew yer image!
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'''Sig''': You know, my momma used to read me bedtime stories about Mar when she'd tuck me in. She'd give me a nice glass of warm yakow milk... and my little Poopsy bear.<br>'''Daxter''': Bedtime stories
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warm
milk
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poopsy
bear?! Buddy, ya just blew yer image!
==Jak 3==
==Jak 3==
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*'''Daxter''': Someone call about a bug infestation?<br>'''Erol''': What? I've herd of no infestation. (points his gun at Daxter) Who called you?<br>'''Daxter''': Uh, your boy, you know! (makes it up as he goes along) Captain Xi-Ximon Rupert-tik-Jak-mos.<br>'''Erol''': Nice try. That call didn't happen. Captain Ruperttikjakmos is on leave this month. He couldn't have been the one!
*'''Daxter''': Someone call about a bug infestation?<br>'''Erol''': What? I've herd of no infestation. (points his gun at Daxter) Who called you?<br>'''Daxter''': Uh, your boy, you know! (makes it up as he goes along) Captain Xi-Ximon Rupert-tik-Jak-mos.<br>'''Erol''': Nice try. That call didn't happen. Captain Ruperttikjakmos is on leave this month. He couldn't have been the one!
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==''[[w:Jak X: Combat Racing|
Jak X:
Combat Racing]]''==
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==''[[w:Jak X: Combat Racing|Combat Racing]]''==
===Jak===
===Jak===
*Tell you the truth, I'm probably dead already. But that doesn't mean I can't take a few scumbags with me.
*Tell you the truth, I'm probably dead already. But that doesn't mean I can't take a few scumbags with me.