Deadpool vs Deathstroke
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:'''Deathstroke''': It's your lucky day. ''[Whips out his machine guns]'' I can show you...
:'''Deathstroke''': It's your lucky day. ''[Whips out his machine guns]'' I can show you...
:'''Deadpool''': Oh, boy! A show!? ''[Whips out his machine guns]'' Can I get popcorn first? I hope they have salt and pepper shakers. I love them to be tasty.
:'''Deadpool''': Oh, boy! A show!? ''[Whips out his machine guns]'' Can I get popcorn first? I hope they have salt and pepper shakers. I love them to be tasty.
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*'''Deadpool''': ''[Upon seeing Deathstroke's energy lance]'' A Donatello fan, huh? ''[Draws his 2 katanas]'' I was always more of a Leonardo guy myself. Although, I think most people would pin me more as a Michelangelo, you know that's them labelling-- ''[Gets hit by Deathstroke's lance]'' I WILL NOT BE LABELLED!
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*'''Deadpool''': ''[Teleporting onto cars]'' I! HATE! YOUR! ''[Appears behind Deathstroke]'' Dumb face!
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*'''Deathstroke''': If you spent half as much time concentrating as you do talking, perhaps you would be less predictable.
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:'''Deadpool''': ''[Offended]'' OH YOU'RE KIDDING ME! I'M PREDICTABLE!? ''[Pulls out a boom box and turns it on, causing his theme from Marvel vs Capcom 3 to play. Deadpool somehow changed his clothes in a split second from his signature red and black jumpsuit to sweats with chains and a DEADPOOL headband]'' I'm just getting warmed up!
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*'''Deadpool''': Whoa, hold on! You heal fast too? I got something special for that! ''[Draws his last remaining sword]'' Carbonadium Sword! Murdering all your pesky Wolverines and Saberteeth since 2012! Good year for cinema!
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*'''Deadpool''': ''[Using Deathstroke's severed head as a hand puppet]'' And the moral of the story is... ''[Gasps]'' Deadpool wins! YAY! ''[Sings Macarena]'' ''#This is totally racist. HEYYY CHIMICHANGAAAAAAA!#'' ''[Chomping noise]''
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