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'''The [[w:Beano Video|Beano Video]]''' (or Beano All-Stars for DVD releases) is a VHS video of the Beano originally released by PolyGram Video in 1993. It marked not just [[The Beano (TV series)|the first animated release]] by [[w:Margret Rey|Margret]] and [[w:H.A. Rey|H.A. Rey]], but also 55 years of the hugely successful children's comic that has spanned many generations. It was later re-released in DVD more than 10 years later, by then known as Beano All-Stars. The video is also the first animated appearance for characters like Dennis, Gnasher, Minnie, The Bash Street Kids and The Three Bears.
It features voices by [[w:Susan Sheridan|Susan Sheridan]] and other actors. [[w:Stuart Miles|Stuart Miles]] later appears in the 1996-98 TV series adaptation of [[w:Dennis the Menace and Gnasher|Dennis the Menace and Gnasher]], as does [[w:Bernard Cribbins|Bernard Cribbins]], [[w:Mollie Sugden|Mollie Sugden]], [[w:John Baddeley|John Baddeley]] and [[w:Denis Quilley|Dennis Quilley]].
A sequel to this video was made, in 1994, dubbed the [[Beano Videostars]], and featuring an expanded list of characters.
== Dialogue ==
=== Adventures in Dennis Sitting ===
:'''Mrs. Walters:''' Here are your cabbages, Mrs. Blakeningsop!
:'''Mrs. Blakeningsop:''' Thank you!
:'''Mrs. Walters:''' All the customers will be in line of course!
:'''Mrs. Blakeningsop:''' Uh, ''[The Bash Street Kids and Gnasher look for her]'' There should be customers here in line so you can see them. ''[Mrs. Blumberg, Mrs. Thompson, the ginger Harry Potter, the kid in the yellow jumper, Mr. Zakinski, Medroom and Jacques are in line]''
:'''Dennis:''' Gosh, there should be customers who are in line. Right, Gnasher?
:'''Gnasher:''' ''[giggles]''
:'''Mrs. Blakeningsop:''' I'm gonna bring those cabbages home. Goodbye. ''[exits the shop]''
=== In on the Act ===
:'''Walter:''' What a whizz! We'll enter our string quartet for the talent contest! ''[He, Bertie, Spotty and Professor Chapweze play violins]''
:'''Dennis:''' Perfectly! Yuck! Time for a bit of menacing chance!
:'''Walter:''' Oh! Stop at your rotters!
=== Face the Music ===
:'''Professor Quaver:''' Now, where was I? ''[clears throat]'' Time to hear our instruments to play! I'll put on a record!
:'''Danny:''' What belonged to a record player?
:'''Professor Quaver:''' But don't worry! Just listen to my hat!
=== Hotdog ===
:'''Man:''' ''[to the Hotdog owner]'' Why don't you place a ketchup?
=== Porridge ===
:'''Ted:''' ''[pulls the roast beef]'' Now, I brought it home, I was very cooking on the next part of the thing that makes! ''[pulls the roast beefs faster, chuckles, the roast beef flies off and zooms through the air]''
:'''Pa:''' Whoa! Follow that Roast Beef! Oh, shucks! ''[the coyotes are eating roast beef]'' Those kind of coyotes are eating! They're right!
:'''Mam:''' When I heard of those, either my porridge will be into no rough!
=== Minnie Chairs ===
:'''George:''' ''[bounces Minnie]'' Now you have to go to the shop and buy a new chair!
:'''Chair Store Man:''' I can say where these things model here that I like something that he's just been here to punch this here!
:''(all customers want to buy chairs)''
:'''Minnie:''' I wonder what will happen if I hold that out!
=== Soap Box Cart ===
:''[Dennis rides a soap box cart with his dad (on crutches)]''
:'''Dennis' Dad:''' I didn't leave to direct this if I survive!
:'''Dennis:''' Must remember my handsome clues!
:'''Dennis' Dad:''' But you can't turn that, it's a soap box! ''[gate bonks on him]''
:'''Dennis:''' Why don't you finish a show caught? I need a time loose!
:'''Dennis' Dad:''' ''[His hat pulls off]'' Well, what is that handsome on me?
:'''Dennis:''' It means things, beware of funny things on the ride!
=== Lake Beautiful ===
:'''Headmaster:''' He's uglier than ever! Par the School Doctor!
:'''Par the School Doctor:''' There is a cure in the mountains of Tibet! Who is a man called the keeper! He has a small lake! Lake Beautiful! Find this and these waters can make anyone handsome!
:'''Headmaster:''' Take those school fans! Go and find this place in Tibet! And be good for the school!
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:'''Danny:''' ''[chuckles]'' I think you knew this place's all, sir! ''[giggles]''
:''[a bear does the cash register]''
:'''Cuthbert:''' It's not just the mountains in the sky high right here! ''[chuckles]'' Price is up too! ''[cash register rings]''
=== Haunted House ===
:'''Dennis:''' Come on, Gnasher! Get that stick! ''[Gnasher bites the stick]''
:'''Ken Bahn:''' Anything else, Dennis?
:''[Fatty Fudge and his son enter Bash Street School]''
:'''Fatty Fudge:''' Morning, Gnasher!
:'''Boy:''' Morning, Gnasher!
:'''Smiffy:''' Come on, Wilfred! Let's play ball!
:'''Wilfred:''' Yeah!
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:'''Bright:''' ''[clears throat]'' Fatty Fudge! With your son, please?
:'''Fatty Fudge:''' Yes, sir!
=== Scorcher ===
:'''Pa:''' Well, it's a baby dragon! Ooh! And it must have been waiting to ''[chuckles]'' hatch for thousand years! Oh hello! You're a cute little fellow! We'll call you Scorcher! And you can be just been what we've been looking for!
=== Sausages ===
:'''Both:''' Grrrrr! That Gnasher!
:''[Dennis licks, He and Gnasher laugh]''
=== Minnie Apples ===
:'''Minnie:''' It's a beautiful day, the sun is shining and the apples are red! ''[jumps through the air]'' The problem is how to get them. Hmmm. ''[carries a ladder, cause her dad grabs it and she falls down]''
=== Space Case ===
:'''Plug:''' Cool! He looks like a Martian!
:'''Danny:''' A Martian? Hey? Yeah! There's an idea! Sir! Sir! ''[zooms past]'' A Martian's just landing on the playground!
:'''Teacher:''' Uh, fizzling that I'll become to see, boy!
:'''Danny:''' Look! ''[Spotty walks by]''
:'''Spotty:''' ''[Martian speaks]''
:'''Teacher:''' ''[gasps]'' It is! Uh, a Martian!
:'''Spotty:''' ''[Martian speaks]''
:'''Teacher:''' What is it?
:'''Fatty:''' Perhaps he wants something to eat!
=== Pink Glove ===
:''[door opens]''
:'''Dennis:''' It's a great day for menacing. Come on, Gnasher. Charge!
:'''[[Adolf Hitler]]:''' ''[off-screen]'' Oh, no! What dastardly deed looks on Dennis' door step? ''[sniffs]'' Whew! A bucket full of sweet smelling water and a bucket full of rose pedals!
:'''Dennis:''' ''[runs by]'' Ow! ''[falls into the water and all the rose pedals fall too]''
:'''Magasie:''' ''[laughs]'' Beware the pink glove! ''[laughs, zooms past, the pink glove falls down]''
:'''Dennis:''' Ha! I'm not going to let any softly pink glove getting better of mean!
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:'''Katzenberger:''' ''[walks with his family, chuckles]'' I know I didn't tell Dennis likes hugging teddy bears! ''[laughs]''
:'''Dennis:''' Isn't it where I catch him? Making so softly out of mean!
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:''[Walter, Spotty and Bertie arrived, singing]''
:'''Walter:''' Come along, fellow softies. We had some other nature in need for what to do! Cool! It appears we have these gems.
:'''Spotty:''' Oh, I said...
=== Greedy Bears Picnic ===
:'''Narrator:''' Since they slide and sneak about! They wouldn't freak to join, they leap on your unawares!
=== Oil Strike! ===
:'''Mrs. Blakeningsop:'''What's that noise?
:'''Ken Bahn:''' We're just trying to play our instruments!
:'''Walter:''' Oh, did they sound very nice?
:'''Conrad:''' I have never seen!
:'''Sally:''' Me neither!
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:'''Sir:''' ''[runs by]'' Hold on! There's an electric light in the town hall!
=== Minnie Flying ===
:'''George:''' Minnie! (pops out)
:'''Minnie:''' Not so lucky!
:'''George:''' I've got a way to make you for getting that about mine!
=== Big Surprise ===
:''[Gnasher eats some corn flakes]''
:'''Dennis:''' Have some more corn flakes, Gnasher?
:'''Dennis' Dad:''' You're only feeding that dog! Watch out! You're growing as big as an elephant!
:''[lots of people enter the zoo]''
:'''Dennis:''' Let's go in here, Gnasher!
=== Hare Soup ===
:'''Hare:''' ''[sticks his tongue, shines his teeth, runs past, zooms past, Pa chases after him to the top of the mountains, he is slow as he wins]'' Let's call the tortoise, Pa!
=== Molar Mouth ===
:'''Professor Moderoid:''' ''[arrives]'' Good morning, children! Now, let me see your teeth! Can we have a nice smile? Good, Plug! How many of those? Marvelous, Danny! ''[cash register rings]'' ''[chuckles]'' There must be any more little food, Fatty! Conrad's got his teeth! Nice teeth, Sally! That's it, Dennis! Something did it, Spotty! How can you see Wilfred's teeth? Sidney and Toots chewed too much gum! Ken Bahn has a cavity on his doh-re-mi tooth! Brilliant, Minnie! ''[camera shutter clicks]'' Ooh. Too bad, Erbert. Uh, ''[cash register rings]'' These people has the best teeth! An excellent set who shot us, Smiffy!
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:'''Professor Moderoid:''' This elephant has these tusks to do! As good teeth because it's attired! Can anyone guess what it is?
:'''Fatty:''' Buns? Goodie! Make sure my teeth will be served to puncher!
:'''Professor Moderoid:''' ''[gives Fatty the bandage on his mouth]'' Not buns, apples! Eat lots of apples, everyone will keep through last in love! ''[eats an apple, coughs]''
:'''Teacher:''' He's chewing! And slap him on the back!
:'''Conrad:''' Well, pleasure!
=== Mauled ===
:'''Dennis:''' Maybe we're just around. We didn't think we want!
:'''Vilhemina Slop Bucket:''' Come on, Katzenberger! We're going home!
:'''Katzenberger:''' Home? Why?
:''[boys giggle]''
:'''Vilhemina Slop Bucket:''' Wait! Don't go there!
:'''Reg Trademark:''' We should get home!
:'''Slasher Brown:''' Yeah!
:'''Mrs. Blakeningsop:''' I need some cabbages!
:'''The ginger Harry Potter:''' Hold on, Mrs. Blakeningsop!
:'''The kid in the yellow jumper:''' Wait a minute!
:'''Mrs. Blakeningsop:''' Uh, what do you think of that?
:'''Fatty Fudge:''' Let's need some watermelon!
:'''Boy:''' Yeah!
:'''Fatty Fudge (Red):''' Hey! Excuse me!
:'''Fatty Fudge (Blue):''' Sorry!
:'''Fatty Fudge (Yellow):''' Huh?
=== Gnipper Pecker ===
:'''Gnipper:''' Huh? ''[grunts]'' ''[chatters as a woodpecker]'' ''[snores]''
=== Minnie Clones ===
:'''Danny:''' We're your fans, Minnie! We think you're the greatest and we want to be like you!
:'''Minnie:''' I'm honored! Now, let me show you how to minx.
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:''[last lines]''
:'''Erbert:''' Did you see that?
:'''Wilfred:''' Very impressive!
:'''Conrad:''' What a man!
:''[George walks so he holds Minnie]''
:'''Minnie:''' Oh, no.
:'''Erbert:''' Forget Minnie! ''[He, Spotty, Ken Bahn, Dennis, Toots, Sidney, Smiffy, Conrad, Fatty, Plug, Danny, Wilfred and Sally return as themselves]''
:'''Toots:''' Dad's our new hero!
:'''George:''' I'm the greatest!
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