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:'''Beavis''': [''singing along''] Higher, higher!
:'''Beavis''': [''singing along''] Higher, higher!
:'''Butt-head''': Beavis! What's your problem, Beavis? I said stop it! [''fed up with this, Butt-head hums along. Beavis stops humming along.'']
:'''Butt-head''': Beavis! What's your problem, Beavis? I said stop it! [''fed up with this, Butt-head hums along. Beavis stops humming along.'']
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===[[w:Reba McEntire|Reba McEntire]], "[[w:Take It Back (Reba McEntire song)|Take It Back]]"===
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:'''Butt-head''': Is this that show about that deaf lawyer?
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:'''Beavis''': Yeah.
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:'''Butt-head''': Hey, Beavis. I'd like to make a motion.
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:'''Beavis''': Yeah! Me too! [''moons the TV screen'']
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<hr width=50%>
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:'''Beavis''': Yes!
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:'''Butt-head''': WHOA! ''[[w:Cop Rock|Cop Rock]]'' reruns!
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:'''Beavis''': Yeah! ''Cop Rock'' reruns! This is cool!
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:'''Butt-head''': This is the one where they sing in court.
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:'''Beavis''': No way, this is the one where they sing in that locker room.
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:'''Butt-head''': That's the same show, dumbass. There only ''was'' one show!
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:'''Beavis''': Yeah, but it was cool!
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<hr width=50%>
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:[''the judge stands on his bench and plays a saxophone'']
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:'''Butt-head''': No sax in court!
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:'''Beavis''': Yeah!
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<hr width=50%>
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:'''Butt-head''': The [[w:Prosecutor|prostitution]] rests!
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:'''Beavis''': Yeah! Change it! Change it, quick!
===[[w:Bobby McFerrin|Bobby McFerrin]], "[[w:Don't Worry, Be Happy|Don't Worry, Be Happy]]"===
===[[w:Bobby McFerrin|Bobby McFerrin]], "[[w:Don't Worry, Be Happy|Don't Worry, Be Happy]]"===
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:'''Butt-head''': I learned it when I did my report on feces.
:'''Butt-head''': I learned it when I did my report on feces.
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===[[w:Scorpions (band)|Scorpions]]
, "[[w:Rock You Like a Hurricane|Rock You Like a Hurricane]]"
===
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===[[w:Scorpions (band)|Scorpions]]===
−
:
'''Beavis''':
Is
this
[[Michael
Jackson
]]
?
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===="[[w
:
Rock
You
Like
a Hurricane|Rock You Like a
Hurricane
]]
"====
−
:'''
Butt-head
''':
Yeah,
that's
where
he
[[
sleeps
]]
.
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:'''
Beavis
''':
Whoa!
Is
this
[[
Michael Jackson
]]
?
−
:'''
Beavis
''':
Nah
,
he
told [[Oprah Winfrey|Oprah]]
he
doesn't really sleep in the hyperbolic chamber. He has a [[Vitiligo|skin disease]]
.
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:'''
Butt-head
''':
Yeah
,
that's
where
he
sleeps
.
−
:'''
Butt-head
''':
You
watch
''
[[
The
Oprah Winfrey
Show
|Oprah]]'
'?!
[
''laughs''
]
What
a
wuss
.
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:'''
Beavis
''':
Nah,
he told
[[Oprah Winfrey|Oprah]]
he doesn
'
t really sleep in a
[
[w:Hypobaric chamber|hyperbolic chamber]
]
.
And he has
a
[[w:Vitiligo|skin disease]]
.
−
:'''
Beavis
''':
Shut
up,
butthole!
I
just
watched
it
that once because I thought they
'
d
show
his
hair on fire.
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:'''
Butt-head
''':
You
watch
''[[The
Oprah
Winfrey
Show|Oprah]]''?!
[
'
'laughs'']
What
a
wuss!
−
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:'''Beavis''': Shut up, bunghole! I just watched it that once because I thought they'd show his hair on fire.
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:'''Butt-head''': Uh...yeah. ''Right'', Beavis. What a wuss.
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:'''Butt-head''': I'm not just a [[w:Hair Club|Hair Club]] member -- I'm the president!
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:'''Beavis''': Yeah. You said "[[w:Penis|member]]"!
<hr width=50%>
<hr width=50%>
−
:'''Butt-head''':
I
'
m
not
just
a
[[Hair
Club]]
member, I
'
m the
president
.
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:'''Butt-head''':
Let
'
s
try
to find
a
video
that
'
'doesn't''
suck
.
−
:'''Beavis''': Yeah, heh-heh…you said "[[penis|member]]."
===="Serenity In Murder"====
===="Serenity In Murder"====