stuff-seniors-say:
Adele: drops 25, a beautiful new album, much like the last one, but still a fantastic stand-alone collection of new material that highlights everything we love about her as an artist, a solid 9/10.
Beyonce: DROPS LEMONADE, A FULL ALBUM ALONG WITH STUNNINGLY COREOGRAPHED VISUALS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT THAT GOES PLATINUM BY THE TIME THE SUN RISES. NOBODY SLEPT THAT NIGHT. THE LYRICS LEAD TO AT LEAST A DOZEN NEW PHRASES, REFERENCES, AND SLANG TERMS THAT ARE STILL CONSTANTLY BEING USED IN SOCIETY. EVERY VIDEO EITHER KILLS OR GIVES LIFE OR BOTH. EVERY SONG IS AN ANTHEM FOR A SPECIFIC PART OF THE STRUGGLE OF EXISTING AS A BLACK WOMAN IN AMERICA. EVERYONE IS INSPIRED TO STAND IN FORMATION AND ADDRESS THE ATROCITIES OF THE PATRIARCHY. ADELE DECLARES THIS HER NEW FAVORITE ALBUM. SERENA WILLIAMS WAS THERE. PRINCE DANCED ON PURPLE CLOUDS. BLACK PEOPLE SMILING EVERYWHERE. SCORE: 200/10.
Grammys: And album of the year goes to Adele for 25.
Adele: no.