roachpatrol:
roachpatrol:
i dreamed that hiveswap finally shipped and it was REALLY good. gorgeous, funny, adorable, affordable… but the controller was an exercise bike with nintendo 64 controllers for handles. one on each side. those big three-pronged motherfuckers. that was why hiveswap was taking so long to ship, hussie had to get a factory to make enough gamebikes to ship to every single fucking backer. moving guys would come into your house and put the bike down. and like there was no other way to play it. you had to use the stupid fucking gamebike. and the start up screen assured you that if you died on your gamebike, you died in real life.
the worst thing is even now that i’m awake this is exactly the kind of thing i don’t trust hussie not to do. enjoy your fucking gamebikes, guys.
oh also he ended up apologizing for the ableism of putting out a game a lot of people physically couldn’t play, but said, “badly inconveniencing some people is unavoidable when you set out to deeply annoy all people, so.”