Husband has gone out socializing, how to inspect his JJ [pen_is] when he comes home
1. Smell its odor
Normally it should have the filthy offensive odor of not having been washed.If you smell se_men or se_xual liquids odor or the pleasant odor of bathing products then it’s up to you [to decide why]…
While I’m at it, the normal offensive odor should be primarily from the offensive odor of uri_ne, slightly salty.
Sem_en and se_xual liquids odor are slightly fishy odor.
Normally when you have the chance, smell [his pen_is] more, lick more, and slowly you will be more familiar with it.
2. Let it [the ejac_ulate] out and look at the color, white means he has ejac_ulated within the past 3 days, yellow means he hasn’t. (Some people say the color will change after time too, you can check yourself.)
3. Check if there is any cond_om or soap odor.
4. Question: There are tests and there are countermeasures. If you drink more liquids after doing the deed and uri_nate a few times, won’t you then have the stench of uri_ne again?
Answer: There is a difference between fresh uri_ne stench and the ur_ine stench from a day without bathing…the key still lies with experience. Normally, one must carefully observe and learn from experience.
5. Feel the eggs [scro_tum/test_icles]. If they have elasticity, then he hasn’t ejac_ulated, but if they are soft and limp, then he has ejac_ulated [recently]. This someone else taught me.
6. Every morning, draw something on his JJ~ If at night there is a change in the design, then that means…
However, this is not necessarily accurate, [because] after he has done it, he can just draw it again himself.
7. Spit some saliva on his JJ, rub it, and see if there is any residue.
8. Then you might as well put a paper seal on his JJ, and check at night if the paper seal is intact, and also put a wax seal (very expert).
9. Let me provide one more method then. After bathing, apply some baby powder or talcum powder to your husband’s JJ so that if it has been washed later, you will definitely know what happened.
10. 1. Draw a firecracker on his JJ and if it is broken when he comes back at night, then there is a problem. – chinasmack.com