December Doodle #2: That's Cracy Talk!: Rainbow flavor
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:'''''Corporatocracy'''''
:'''''Corporatocracy'''''
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:<blockquote style="border-style:dotted;border-width:1px;background-color:WhiteSmoke;"><small>x close</small><br>'''SEE YOUR AD HERE! REASONABLE FEES AT OUR DISCRETION! TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY!'''</blockquote>
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>'''SEE YOUR AD HERE! REASONABLE FEES AT OUR DISCRETION! TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY!'''
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:'''<ins>Mission Statement:</ins>'''
:'''<ins>Mission Statement:</ins>'''
:Puzzle Pirates, Incorporated is a registered Government TM under the Green and Blue Agreed Inter-Ocean Agreement Policies (SIS/QA#452.39/A-458.42/T inclusive). Our multiskilled, dynamic, expensively-dressed teams are here to engage with you dynamically on your excitingly unique Pirate Identity Incorporation (Pi2). With adaptive, dynamic brand licensing and innovative marketing based on a stable core of Plausibly Deniable Dynamic Business Intelligence, We are the Government for You! Book now to attend a free seminar! Tea and Coffee provided!
:Puzzle Pirates, Incorporated is a registered Government TM under the Green and Blue Agreed Inter-Ocean Agreement Policies (SIS/QA#452.39/A-458.42/T inclusive). Our multiskilled, dynamic, expensively-dressed teams are here to engage with you dynamically on your excitingly unique Pirate Identity Incorporation (Pi2). With adaptive, dynamic brand licensing and innovative marketing based on a stable core of Plausibly Deniable Dynamic Business Intelligence, We are the Government for You! Book now to attend a free seminar! Tea and Coffee provided!
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:<blockquote style="border-style:dotted;border-width:1px;background-color:WhiteSmoke;"><small>x close</small><br>'''ARRRTISTS ADDING PAUNCH TO YOUR PORTRAITS? LOSE WEIGHT NOW WITH THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK! EXPERTS WON'T TELL YOU! NEARLYREAL TESTIMONIALS! CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT MORE!'''</blockquote>
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:<blockquote style="border-style:dotted;border-width:1px;background-color:WhiteSmoke;"><small>x close</small><br
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>'''ARRRTISTS ADDING PAUNCH TO YOUR PORTRAITS? LOSE WEIGHT NOW WITH THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK! EXPERTS WON'T TELL YOU! NEARLYREAL TESTIMONIALS! CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT MORE!'''
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:'''<ins>Guiding principles:</ins>'''
:'''<ins>Guiding principles:</ins>'''
:You are your Brand. All Piratenames to be registered with the Puzzle Pirates, Incorporated Registry of Pirate Registration. Lifetime fees apply. Defaulting on payments will result in deletion after a period of no less than 6 weeks and the name will be returned to the common pool for reselection.
:You are your Brand. All Piratenames to be registered with the Puzzle Pirates, Incorporated Registry of Pirate Registration. Lifetime fees apply. Defaulting on payments will result in deletion after a period of no less than 6 weeks and the name will be returned to the common pool for reselection.
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:<blockquote style="border-style:dotted;border-width:1px;background-color:WhiteSmoke;"><small>x close</small><br>'''11th ANNUAL CLOSING DOWN SALE ON NOW! HURRY, LIMITED TIME! UP TO 50% OFF ALL STOCK! CONDITIONS APPLY!'''</blockquote>
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:<blockquote style="border-style:dotted;border-width:1px;background-color:WhiteSmoke;"><small>x close</small><br
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>'''11th ANNUAL CLOSING DOWN SALE ON NOW! HURRY, LIMITED TIME! UP TO 50% OFF ALL STOCK! CONDITIONS APPLY!'''
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:Brand Protection* licence required. Licences may be obtained through the Puzzle Pirates, Incorporated Brand Protection Bureau. Fees and charges apply.
:Brand Protection* licence required. Licences may be obtained through the Puzzle Pirates, Incorporated Brand Protection Bureau. Fees and charges apply.
:<small>*Registered brand-protection strategies include: Litigation By Sword/Bludgeon/Mug, Spin, Industrial espionage, Governor-bribing and Forum-baiting, Distraction, Misdirection, Rhetorical devices and Persuasive language.</small>
:<small>*Registered brand-protection strategies include: Litigation By Sword/Bludgeon/Mug, Spin, Industrial espionage, Governor-bribing and Forum-baiting, Distraction, Misdirection, Rhetorical devices and Persuasive language.</small>
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:<blockquote style="border-style:dotted;border-width:1px;background-color:WhiteSmoke;"><small>x close</small><br>'''FIRST PORT OF CALL, GIRL FOR MONTHS? FOR A GOOD TIME, /TELL 1-900-OCEANMASTER. SATISFACTION NEARLY GUARANTEED!'''</blockquote>
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>'''FIRST PORT OF CALL, GIRL FOR MONTHS? FOR A GOOD TIME, /TELL 1-900-OCEANMASTER. SATISFACTION NEARLY GUARANTEED!'''
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:Profit Maximisation* licence required. Licences can be obtained through the Puzzle Pirates, Incorporated Advertising Licensing Board. Fees and charges apply. Advertising space not included.
:Profit Maximisation* licence required. Licences can be obtained through the Puzzle Pirates, Incorporated Advertising Licensing Board. Fees and charges apply. Advertising space not included.
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:<small>*Profit maximisation permissions include: signage, throw a party, innspam, /tell, offer?, would you like fries with that?, have a nice day, markup, market manipulation and persuasive advertising.</small>
:<small>*Profit maximisation permissions include: signage, throw a party, innspam, /tell, offer?, would you like fries with that?, have a nice day, markup, market manipulation and persuasive advertising.</small>
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:<blockquote style="border-style:dotted;border-width:1px;background-color:WhiteSmoke;"><small>x close</small><br>'''LOCAL HOUSEPIRATE EARNS 1500 DOUBLOONS A WEEK WORKING FROM SHACK! FIND OUT HER SECRET HERE!'''</blockquote>
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>'''LOCAL HOUSEPIRATE EARNS 1500 DOUBLOONS A WEEK WORKING FROM SHACK! FIND OUT HER SECRET HERE!'''
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:Piracy Licences required for all seafaring activities. Fees applicable. Circumstance-mitigation and responsibilty-exemption insurance extra. All decisions to be made by committee, to be nominated prior to sailing.
:Piracy Licences required for all seafaring activities. Fees applicable. Circumstance-mitigation and responsibilty-exemption insurance extra. All decisions to be made by committee, to be nominated prior to sailing.
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:<blockquote style="border-style:dotted;border-width:1px;background-color:WhiteSmoke;"><small>x close</small><br>'''FREE $500 PUZZLE PIRATES GIFT VOUCHER! QUICK SURVEY! TRUSTWORTHY SITE! FREE FISH! NO WORRIES!'''</blockquote>
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>'''FREE $500 PUZZLE PIRATES GIFT VOUCHER! QUICK SURVEY! TRUSTWORTHY SITE! FREE FISH! NO WORRIES!'''
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:Individual Licences individually required for individual activities including: Melee Participation, Monsterhunting, Deedholding (Residential), Deedholding (Seafaring), Deedholding (Retail), Goldrunning, Fruitrunning, Crewrunning, Krakenslaying, Drinking after 5pm, Drinking before 5pm, Drinking at 5pm, etc, subject to change without notice.
:Individual Licences individually required for individual activities including: Melee Participation, Monsterhunting, Deedholding (Residential), Deedholding (Seafaring), Deedholding (Retail), Goldrunning, Fruitrunning, Crewrunning, Krakenslaying, Drinking after 5pm, Drinking before 5pm, Drinking at 5pm, etc, subject to change without notice.
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:<blockquote style="border-style:dotted;border-width:1px;background-color:WhiteSmoke;"><small>x close</small><br>'''PILLAGE WITH THE DODGY BROTHERS! POSSIBLE RETURN GUARANTEED*! HURRY, PLACES LIMITED! APPLY** NOW!'''<br><small>* Exceptions include but are not limited to: storms, brigands, barbarians, storms, leaving port, not leaving port, damage, lack of damage, storms, sailing with a full crew, sailing with 12!, not sailing today sorry sir, did you bring your own bilge pump?<br>** No deckchair Lawyers.</small></blockquote>
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>'''PILLAGE WITH THE DODGY BROTHERS! POSSIBLE RETURN GUARANTEED*! HURRY, PLACES LIMITED! APPLY** NOW!'''
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>* Exceptions include but are not limited to: storms, brigands, barbarians, storms, leaving port, not leaving port, damage, lack of damage, storms, sailing with a full crew, sailing with 12!, not sailing today sorry sir, did you bring your own bilge pump?<br>** No deckchair Lawyers.
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:<small>Written by I. Sane for the Department of Homeisland Core Competency Standards, Infrastructure Streamlining and Marketing Analytics Development. Authorised by A.T. Wenceslas.</small>
:<small>Written by I. Sane for the Department of Homeisland Core Competency Standards, Infrastructure Streamlining and Marketing Analytics Development. Authorised by A.T. Wenceslas.</small>
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[http://forums.puzzlepirates.com/community/mvnforum/viewthread?p=2630642#2630642 Mastorakis]
[http://forums.puzzlepirates.com/community/mvnforum/viewthread?p=2630642#2630642 Mastorakis]
[http://forums.puzzlepirates.com/community/mvnforum/viewthread?p=2630795#2630795 Wayfarer]
[http://forums.puzzlepirates.com/community/mvnforum/viewthread?p=2630795#2630795 Wayfarer]
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==December Doodle #3: Lolcats==
==December Doodle #3: Lolcats==