I was, rightfully, skeptical of the potential humor behind Hipster Ipsum - a Lorem Ipsum generator that makes "Artisanal filler text for your site or project" but I'll be damned if it's not just the right combination of absurd words. An example:
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Major tip of the hat to Mr. Lake for the heads up.