Renowned filth merchants and all round general dirt-cups, Tiga and Prince, are set to team up on a song which may become known as the most sexually explicit of all time.
The song has gone through many working titles since the superstars began collaborating on it nearly a year ago. Titles so far have included Mother-funkin-sex-ride, Sexual Flavours, The Wonderful Thing About Tiga and most recently This Song is About Sex, which has very cunningly cleared up any doubt as to what the song was about.
Ophelia Frontbottom, Prince’s personal assistant and ego-masseuse attended a conference today where she outlined how the project was developed. She explained that the Artist Currently Known As Prince had been visited in a dream by Saint Chad, the patron saint of underwear lost on train tracks, who asked “The Artist” to write to other musicians who had explicit lyrics and ask them to tone their work down.
Prince then wrote a letter to Tiga on scented paper asking him if he could perhaps tone down his lyrics in the name of Jesus. The German producer replied with a letter which clearly outlined the purple sex midget’s own dubious lyrical past, quoting from such songs as Pussy Control, Sex and Sexy Motherfucker. Prince responded on even more heavily scented paper, intended to express his anger, and suggested that perhaps a combination of their two styles might cancel each other out, and so the project was borne.
The song will be recorded in Prince’s specially built studio, which for reasons that he claims to be “acoustic”, is shaped like the inside of a woman’s birthing cave.
The song will also showcase the vocal talents of an as yet unknown group called “The Flash Mob featuring Clitty Clitty Bang Bang”.
However, the highly anticipated track has already seen condemnation from certain groups including Prince’s own Seventh Day Adventist Church, as they claim it is too explicit for children, adults or even your trampy old granny who has seen it all before.
The group has moved to have Parental Advisory stickers put on top of the Parental Advisory stickers to illustrate just how explicit the song is.
According to one source, the only way they could communicate just how frank the track is was to have a new type of “Explicit Content” sticker made, which read “Seriously Fucking Explicit Content”.
Unfortunately this sticker had had to be covered with a normal “Explicit Content” sticker, to hide the explicit content displayed on the sticker.
The song, which is due out in time for Christmas, will donate the profit made to people affected by explicit lyrics, with a heavy percentage going to help those who had to suffer Madonna’s early work.