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== How will the NFL adjust Division alignment if a non west tea ==
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How will the NFL adjust Division alignment if a non west team moves to L<br><br>They say they don want to relocate a team that is already in California and my favorite would be to see the Rams go back, but that unlikely. Colesium.<br><br>St. Louis is a baseball town, the Rams belong in Los Angeles,<b>Richard Sherman Womens Jersey</b>, period. hasn supported their teams. The Rams only moved because Georgia Frontiere was too cheap to build a stadium and she is originally from St. football fans. already has an NFL team, the USC Trojans,<b>Sidney Rice Jersey</b>, lol.<br><br>i still dont understand why LA needs a football team,<b>Richard Sherman Jersey</b>, california doesnt need 4 teams, thats a division all its own,nike nfl jerseys, and moving a team is stupid unless its from a state that has more then one team, like new york has 3 teams, move the bills or sumn since the jets are practicaly new jersey but if you take the rams out of st louis who are those fans gonna root for? a team all the way in cali? i just think if LA really needs a team, then take a california team and put them their cuz atleast the fans will still be in the same state.<br><br>They had their chance what.2 to 3 times? LA doesn support a team well enough, which is kinda sad seeing how small Green Bay is and they have a huge fan base. I don want to see Minnesota to relocate because the Packers have such a great rivalry between them and it would take it all away if they moved half a country away. That issue has already been talked about. So it would be a few years before LA could get a team because they would have to build a new stadium. LA does have a tradition, for not keeping teams,<b>Marshawn Lynch Jersey</b>, so why keep sending teams there and messing up what they may have in their original cities.<br><br>I with the LA doesn need and can support a team. There are only so many football fans in Cali. Having 4 teams would be idiotic.<br><br>As far as NY having 3, I think the Jets should fully move to NJ, and be called the New Jersey Jets.<br><br>I would love for a team to come to CT. We have Rentschler Stadium where Uconn plays,NFL Jerseys, and there are ton of Bandwagon fans here, Giants, Pats, Jets, Cowboys, Steelers, Raiders. who would love to have their own team to cheer for.
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== Five Teams Guaranteed to Lose ==
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== Hope Solo identified as victim ==
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Hope Solo identified as victim,canada goose cheap<br><br>women's soccer team goalkeeper Hope Solo a day before their planned wedding day, according to police and court records.<br><br>A Kirkland Municipal Court judge released Stevens after a court appearance Tuesday,canada goose, saying there was no evidence connecting Stevens to any assault, according to news reports. He was arrested early Monday for fourth degree domestic violence assault but has not been charged.<br><br>The judge determined there was not enough to hold Stevens, but the case is still under investigation, Kirkland Police Lt. Mike Murray said Tuesday. Charges could be brought later if prosecutors and police find other evidence, he said.<br><br>Solo appeared in the courtroom Tuesday afternoon, but left without saying anything to reporters, according to KING TV.<br><br>A call to a number listed for Stevens in court documents rang unanswered. A message left at a listed number for Solo was not immediately returned.<br><br>Stevens,cheap canada goose jackets, 33, and Solo, 31, applied for a marriage license Thursday, according to King County records.<br><br>The two, who have been in a relationship for two months, were set to get married Tuesday and argued over whether to live in Washington or Florida after their marriage, according to court documents. Monday involving a physical altercation between eight people during a party, said Lt. Murray.<br><br>He said officers contacted several people in the home who appeared intoxicated and didn't cooperate with police, but determined based on information and observations that there was probable cause to arrest Stevens for investigation of fourth degree assault. Murray didn't identify the alleged victim, but court records show it was Solo, who received a cut to her elbow.<br><br>Court documents show that Solo's 34 year old brother, Marcus, called 911, and that he and Solo told officers there was a party and blamed the disturbance on two to three unknown men who were at the party. Marcus Solo told police he used a stun gun on one of the men, who left the party before police arrived, according to court records.<br><br>According to court documents, a police officer found Stevens,canada goose sale, "who appeared to be hiding," lying between the bed and the wall in an upstairs bedroom. Stevens told officers he was sleeping on the floor and didn't hear the fight. The officer saw signs of a fight, and dried blood on Stevens' shirt.<br><br>The officer noted in his affidavit for probable cause for arrest that he arrested Stevens based on his admission that he argued with Hope Solo, the injury to her elbow, signs of a fight in the bedroom where Stevens was found and blood on Stevens' shirt.<br><br>One 32 year old woman was taken to the hospital for treatment of a hip injury,canada goose coats, and another man suffered multiple bumps, scrapes and contusions, Murray said.<br><br>"If officers find that an assault may have taken place, then we have to make an arrest on who we determine is the primary aggressor," Murray said.<br><br>Stevens was selected with the No. 28 pick of the 2002 draft by the Seahawks after a stellar career on the field at Washington. But he also was involved in incidents away from football that included reckless driving charges for crashing into a nursing home.<br><br>He was mostly a first round bust with the Seahawks, except for the 2005 season when he started a career high 12 games and had 45 receptions as the Seahawks won the NFC championship.<br><br>His run ins with the law weren't done when he left college. Stevens was arrested on reckless driving charges in 2003 in a Seattle suburb and in 2007 when he was charged with driving under the influence in Scottsdale, Ariz.<br><br>Stevens' most recent arrest came in 2010,cheap canada goose, while he was playing for Tampa Bay, when he was arrested the night before a game for possession of marijuana. He was almost immediately released by the team.
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== Atlanta Falcons Football ==
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Atlanta Falcons Football<br><br>The Atlanta Falcon's 2010 season is off to an exciting start,cheap nfl jerseys. Third year Atlanta quarter back Matt Ryan has led the team to impressive wins in two of their first three games. Atlanta's defeat of the Super Bowl Champion New Orleans Saints last weekend has given Falcon fans plenty to cheer about,football nfl jerseys.<br><br>Although the Falcons lost their first game against the Pittsburgh Steelers in overtime, their next two games have been big wins. The Falcons outplayed the Arizona Cardinals in their 41 7 win on September 19. Last Sunday's 27 24 upset of New Orleans was accomplished with a Matt Bryant field goal in overtime. This was an impressive win on the road in the Superdome. The Falcons' next game will be against the San Francisco 49ers at home in the Georgia Dome.<br><br>The Atlanta Falcons joined the National Football League in 1966 as an expansion team. The Falcons played their first season at the brand new Atlanta Fulton County Stadium. After several dismal early seasons, the team had their first winning season in 1971. After several more disappointing seasons, the Falcons finally earned a spot in the playoffs in 1978. They made the playoffs again in 1980,nfl jerseys cheap, finishing the regular season with a 12 4 record, their best up to that point. The team struggled through more disappointing seasons for the next decade and a half,<b>Peyton Manning Youth Jersey</b>, before finally having a breakout season in 1998. That year they won the NFC<br><br>Championship for the first time in franchise history,new nike jerseys, advancing to the Super Bowl. They suffered a disappointing loss to the Denver Broncos in Super Bowl XXXIII. In December 2001 Arthur Blank, the co founder of Home Depot,<b>Von Miller Jersey</b>, purchased the franchise. In 2008 and 2009 the Falcons finally achieved the first back to back winning seasons in franchise history.<br><br>Mike Smith is in his third season as the Falcons head coach. His strong coaching background includes eleven years in the NFL. He spent four seasons with the Baltimore Ravens and five seasons with the Jacksonville Jaguars. Before his years in the NFL, Smith spent twelve years coaching college football at Tennessee Tech.<br><br>The Falcons have played their home games in the Georgia Dome in downtown Atlanta since 1992. The Dome has a seating capacity of over 71,000. Exciting new pregame activities this season are designed to encourage fans to arrive early and enjoy their game day experience. The Falcons have seven remaining home games this season.