Oh the magical bartender.
The one you want, but can never get. No matter how much you tip, he/she still won’t go out with you, but that’s all in the past. These surefire pick up lines are guaranteed to get them out from behind the bar and into your pants.
Just kidding, you’re probably gonna strike out again, but give them the old college try anyway.
1. How do you keep that ice from melting when you’re so hot?
2. Can you shake that booty like you shake that drink?
3. I’m not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by your beauty.
4. Here’s a tip: You should go out with me.
5. I’ll have something sweet—like you.
6. Want to watch me tie this cherry stem in a knot with my tongue?!?!
7. That’s a generous pour. If I get too drunk, you might have to drive me back to your place.
8. Can I buy you a shot? How about dinner?
9. I like my bartenders like I like my Martinis—in my mouth.
10. I’ll take two Screaming Orgasms—one now, and one back at my place.
11. If I buy a round of Blow Job shots, will you squirt the whipped cream directly into my mouth?
12. I came here to do two things: Drink whiskey and get your number. Looks like I’m all out of whiskey.
13. How about you make me a good, strong cocktail—easy on the tail.
14. Are you even old enough to be bartending?
15. Is your name Toddy because you are hot!
16. I like my bartenders like I like my Mimosas, bottomless.
17. One Slow Comfortable Screw, please. Oh—is that a drink, too?
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