2016-12-06

The semester break is slowly coming up, only two weeks left! With that also

Christmas time is getting closer and closer. No matter in which part of the world you

are or will be, the magic of Christmas is everywhere. You sit together with family and

friends, chat, eat and have a good time. Maybe Santa Claus will pop by, who

knows? In many countries this magical person is an old tradition and probably you

have a younger sister or brother who believe in him. But as you grow up you realize

he is nothing than the invention of parents.

Well, let’s explore this idea about closer. During my research about Santa I

found two different narratives explaining his existence. The first one was written by

astronomer and astrophysicist Linda Harden. She explains Santa in a rather scientific

way:

1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living

organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this

does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.

2. There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn’t

(appear to) handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the

workload to 15% of the total – 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau.

At an average rate of 3.5 children per household, that’s 91.8 million homes.

One presumes there’s at least one good child in each.

3. Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and

the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west(which seems logical). This

works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household

with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh,

jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the

tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the

sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million

stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false

but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78

miles per household, a total trip of 75 1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what

most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding etc.

4. This means that Santa’s sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the

speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on

earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second – a

conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.

5. The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each

child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is

carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as

overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even

granting that “flying reindeer” (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal

anoint, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This

increases the payload – not even counting the weight of the sleigh – to 353,430 tons.

Again, for comparison – this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth.

6. 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance – this

will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecrafts re-entering the earth’s

atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of

energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously,

exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their

wake.The entire reindeer crew will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a

second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times

greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be

pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.

In conclusion — If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he’s dead

now.

According to Linda Harden ,Santa Claus died a very, very long ago. But what if we look

at this case with another perspective, less scientific. Today our world and many

happenings are clarified by science, however, what truly makes humans human is

we the ability to feel, express emotions and create our own very unique personality.

So what if we looked at the existence of Santa in a more “human” way. A few years

ago a lady called Martha Brockenbrough posted a letter in the New York Times that

was dedicated to her child explaining the existence of Santa. She viewed Santa from

a completely different perspective than the astronomer Linda Harden did:

“I am the person who fills your stockings with presents, though. I also choose and

wrap the presents under the tree, the same way my mom did for me, and the same

way her mom did for her.

I imagine you will someday do this for your children, and I know you will love seeing

them run down the Christmas magic stairs on Christmas morning. You will love

seeing them sit under the tree, their small faces lit with Christmas lights.

This won’t make you Santa, though.

Santa is bigger than any person, and his work has gone on longer than any of us

have lived. What he does is simple, but it is powerful. He teaches children how to

have belief in something they can’t see or touch.

It’s a big job, and it’s an important one. Throughout your life, you will need this

capacity to believe: in yourself, in your friends, in your talents, and in your family.

You’ll also need to believe in things you can’t measure or even hold in your hand.

Here, I am talking about love, that great power that will light your life from the inside

out, even during its darkest, coldest moments.

Santa is a teacher, and I have been his student, and now you know the secret of how

he gets down all those chimneys on Christmas Eve: he has help from all the people

whose hearts he’s filled with joy.

With full hearts, people like Daddy and me take our turns helping Santa do a job that

would otherwise be impossible.

So, no, I am not Santa. Santa is love and magic and hope and happiness. I'm on his

team, and now you are, too.”

Scientifically Santa cannot exist, but what if he was never meant to exist as an

actual person? As Mrs. Brockenbrough explained he lives in our hearts, always. We

as humans were given an incredible gift, we are able to hope, to love, to believe, to

be happy.” This is what makes Santa Claus. We, as a big community, are Santa

Claus. He is always there, just not where we would expect him. With that I wish you a

wonderful, happy and merry Christmas, no matter whether you believe in Santa or not.

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