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{{fontcolor|darkred|'''HE CAN STRETCH HIS ARMS OUT JUST FOR YOU!'''}} {{fontcolor|darkblue|'''SHORYUKEN!'''}}
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{{fontcolor|darkred|Salutations, my fellow Americans. And British. And Latins or Whatever you are. It's, me '''TOMMIEBOI'''! Now you might be thinking, wasn't I someone else last blog? Well, '''new Year new me''' and all that shit. The important thing it's that this is still me, Tommy, or Tommid or Pvt. Joker if you will, and today I'm joining with a very '''special guest''', the '''blackest''' and '''nicest''' user of the wiki, '''[[User:WalkerTexasRanger|WalkerTexas Ranger]]'''.}}
{{fontcolor|darkblue|Greetings…huh, I’m getting a strange case of deja vu here. }}
{{fontcolor|darkred|Man just shut up, '''I don't have time to create two intros''', you meanie :(}}
{{fontcolor|darkblue|Fair enough :3 Now…'''you’ve seen the best''', now see the '''rest'''!}}
{{fontcolor|darkred|Sit down '''on your ass''' because this will be a '''fuckton of reading'''… This is our Top 10 '''Worst''' Lines in the TV Show. '''Oh boy'''…}}
{{fontcolor|darkred|Also, I'm sorry for being inconvenient, but it was just so much content we had to split it into two blogs. Please understand.}}
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<big><big><center>'''10 Worst Lines in The Walking Dead'''</center></big></big>
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<big><center>'''10- [[Carl Grimes (TV Series)|Carl Grimes]], [[Judge, Jury, Executioner]]'''</center></big>
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<center>''What a little shit...''</center>
*'''Character''':
*'''Line''': "Heaven is just a little lie, and if you believe it, you're an idiot!"
*'''Episode''': Judge, Jury, Executioner
*'''Why is it a shit line?'''
{{fontcolor|darkred|'''OH MY GOD TAKE HIM AWAY FROM ME, TAKE HIM AWAY PLEAAAAAAASE!''' Ugh, I just don't know '''why''' they have to put so much '''effort''' into making Carl the '''most unlikable character ever'''!}}
{{fontcolor|darkblue|No matter what WatchMojo says, Carl is a '''precocious cunt''', and this line solidifies his place on my '''shit list'''. Now, you might be saying, ''“but Caulk, Carl was in '''your top 10!'''”'' I was trying something '''new''' - attempting to '''understand''' where they were going with characters, '''independent of the comics'''. However, looking back, and '''especially''' thinking about '''this little spat with Carol''', it made me realize how '''awful''' his story has been and some characters are just '''too far beyond the redemption point'''.}}
{{fontcolor|darkred|I'm getting really '''fed up''' with Carl's '''bullshit'''. Everything this little bitch does is '''whine, whine, whine'''. Seen here, when he became a '''Fedora Warrior''', Carl just tries '''really hard''' to be the worst piece of shit ever. '''And succeeds'''.}}
{{fontcolor|darkblue|Season 2 '''tried''' to show Carl as a boy coming of age and '''dealing''' with Sophia’s death with '''despair''', but he just comes off as a '''bratty Rick-wannabe'' ''(and '''no one should want to be Rick''', but I digress)''. When you '''try''' to be like Rick and '''fail''', you '''DONE FUCKED UP'''…'''*ahem*''' …I mean, you…need to assess your life goals.}}
{{fontcolor|darkred|And this '''isn't his only bad moment''', no no no… Who doesn't remembers all-time classics like '''''"You couldn't save anyone!"''''', '''''"WAKE UP!"''''' and '''''"I'd be fine if you died"'''''? Believe me when I say this: It was '''REALLY''' hard to pick up '''just one bad line''' from Carl, but '''this one takes the cake'''.}}
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<big><center>'''9- [[Theodore Douglas (TV Series)|Theodore Douglas]], [[Better Angels]]'''</center></big>
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<center>''Holy shit T-Dog actually got a line!''</center>
*'''Character''': T-Dog
*'''Line''': "Oh, hell no!"
*'''Episode''': Better Angels
*'''Why is it a shit line?'''
{{fontcolor|darkblue|T-Dog was not presented with '''many opportunities''' for dialogue to shine in general. '''Dare I say''' he was the group '''token''' in that regard. However, he seemed to be presented as a ''(much '''diminished''')'' version of the '''comic’s [[Tyreese (Comic Series)|Tyreese]]'''. So when he has '''a scene to himself''', we were hoping he would have the '''chance''' to finally present us with '''something substantive'''. What do we get instead? The most '''token line''' any black person has '''ever''' blacked '''since Mitochondrial Eve'''.}}
{{fontcolor|darkred|Yo, nigga '''let me tell you something'''. This shit's '''racist''', homeboy. Homie has like a total of '''5 minutes of lines''' in the whole Season 2 ''(It's '''real''', check it out)'', '''half of it grunts''' and nearly all of them in '''just 3 episodes''', and when the nigga finally gets '''something to say''', they throw in the most '''racist line''' of history.}}
{{fontcolor|darkblue|'''To be fair''', we do need to appreciate that T-Dog had a '''great moment of interaction''' with Dale while they were at the RV, where he showed some potential to reveal more about himself - and '''that’s''' what makes his token black moment '''so unforgivable.''' Ultimately, we learn more of his '''history''' T-Dog posthumously than we do from '''T-Dog’s own narrative''' - it’s '''Glenn''' who enlightens us on his past.}}
{{fontcolor|darkred|Let's not forget the '''classical trick''' they pulled off with him in Season 3. '''''"We got something in storage for T-Dog"'''''… And he dies in the third episode. '''Amazing'''.}}
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<big><center>'''8- [[Rick Grimes (TV Series)|Rick Grimes]], [[Seed]]'''</center></big>
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<center>''OH MY GOD SO FUNNY!''</center>
*'''Character''': Rick Grimes
*'''Line''': "I'm doing stuff, Lori… Things!"
*'''Episode''': Seed
*'''Why is it a shit line?'''
{{fontcolor|darkred|'''OH GOD NOT THE MEMES! NOT THE MEMES! AAAAH THEY'RE IN MY EYES… MY EYES!!!''' I '''HATE''' this fucking line. I fucking hate it ''''so much'''. It is lines like this… That makes people '''hate''' fan-bases like ours so much on the internet.}}
{{fontcolor|darkblue|What Tommy said. Really, there is not much to be said here that hasn’t already been said '''TO DEATH.''' If you still find the '''stuff ‘n’ things''' (or, for that matter, '''any''' of the annoying memefied junk of our wiki and fandom) chaff funny, I hope you hit puberty soon, for your sake.}}
{{fontcolor|darkred|This line is so '''stupid''', so '''god-awful''', so '''DREADFUL'''… That, do you want to know '''how''' did it escalate to '''such a big meme'''? '''The own fanbase makes fun of it'''. Even the most die-hard, unbeatable Show fans '''hate it'''.}}
{{fontcolor|darkred|'''''"But Mr. Tommy… If you hate this line so much… Why is it only number 8?"''''' For '''two reasons''', my friends… One, putting this all up on the top would be '''too obvious''' and '''predictable'''. And, there are lines that are '''worse than this one'''! Just keep on reading, '''please...'''}}
{{fontcolor|darkblue|Say Tommy, did you just '''cough'''? LELEL - no, I cannot even '''pretend to do it'''. Now, let us '''move on''' not only from the '''memes''', but to our '''next point'''…}}
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<big><center>'''7- [[Rick Grimes (TV Series)|Rick Grimes]] (again), [[A]]'''</center></big>
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<center>''That's exactly how you DON'T adapt something from the source material''</center>
*'''Character''': Rick Grimes
*'''Line''': "They're going to feel pretty stupid when they find out… [...] They're screwing with the wrong people."
*'''Episode''': Seed
*'''Why is it a shit line?'''
{{fontcolor|darkblue|Envision, if you will, a '''Season Finale'''. Your main characters are in '''great peril''' and looking to their '''leader''', who has come from a '''broken''', '''fearful leader''' to become the '''pragmatic''' and '''uncompromising''' man we know and '''tolerate''' in Season Five. They all '''look to him''' for what will be the '''words''' that will '''echo in our heads''' until the next Seasons. '''So what do we get?''' Rick sounding like a '''teenager''' in front of his '''parents''', '''trying to sound tough''' without '''dropping the F bomb'''.}}
{{fontcolor|darkred|You know what the '''funniest thing''' about this? It's '''not''' the fact that AMC allows '''intense violence and gore''', '''sex scenes''', '''racism''' and '''cannibalism''', but not a single '''"Fuck"''' … It's '''not''' the fact that said '''FUCK''' was allowed on '''Breaking Bad''', though Breaking Bad '''will come into''' this… Do you know a little '''internet show''' called the '''Epic Rap Battles of History'''? ''('''Of course''' you do, I'm just trying to be '''QUIRKY''' here, '''like the show's characters!''')''}}
{{fontcolor|darkred|'''One of their lines''' in the battle featuring '''Rick Grimes''' actually contained the '''F-Word''', said by the Sheriff himself. '''I couldn't help but laugh when I watched that'''. When something that '''satirising''' your work has '''MORE BALLS THAN YOU''', you know something's '''wrong''', nigga.}}
{{fontcolor|darkblue|When they attempted to '''fully merge''' him with this '''badass''' comic counterpart, it felt so…'''weak!''' In the comics, this line presents Rick as a '''brutal''' and '''uncompromising''' leader. In the show, it sounds like the '''Disney version''' of said dialogue. Who says '''screw''' in this day and age? '''(…aside from Abraham)'''}}
{{fontcolor|darkred|'''GROW SOME FUCKING BALLS, AMC!''' At this '''fucking''' pace, '''[[Chandler Riggs|Chandler Fucking Riggs]]'''' '''fucking''' testicles will '''fucking''' drop and '''HE''' will have '''more fucking balls''' than you! '''FUCK'''!}} {{fontcolor|darkblue|'''''(Niiiiiiice.)'''''}}
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<big><center>'''6- [[Tyreese (TV Series)|Tyreese]], [[Isolation]]'''</center></big>
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<center>''This was when the fans kissed goodbye to any hope they still had for Tyreese''</center>
*'''Character''': Tyreese
*'''Line''': "Somebody dragged 'em out here, and set on fire. They killed them and set them on fire! You're a cop. You find out who did this, and you bring 'em to me. You understand that? You bring 'em to me! [...] I need to say it again? [...] Karen didn't deserve this, and David didn't deserve it! Nobody does!", and also pretty much everything else he said since Season 4.
*'''Episode''': Isolation
*'''Why is it a shit line?'''
{{fontcolor|darkred|'''Speaking''' of '''bad adaptations'''' from the comics… Here we are for the big '''Rick vs Tyreese fight'''. After discovering the '''dead''' and '''burned bodies''' of his '''[[Karen (TV Series)|boring girlfriend]]''' and '''[[David (TV Series)|redshirt]]''', Tyreese gives away '''this speech''' that you can tell, it's trying '''REALLY HARD''' to be '''impactant''' and '''relatable''' but… '''Just fails horribly, really'''.}}
{{fontcolor|darkblue|Tyreese '''falls short''' in this scene for '''so many reasons'''. '''[[Chad Coleman|Chad L. Coleman]]''' is an '''excellent actor''', which is '''why''' these horrible lines '''fall short on so many levels'''. '''Why does Tyreese remind Rick he’s a cop?''' That’s like saying, ''“Dr. John, '''you an orthodontist''' - you find the '''candy''' that '''rotted my tooth''' and you '''bring it to me!'''”'' }}
{{fontcolor|darkblue|Please note the '''awkward pauses''' in between his lines where he’s '''supposedly so angry he can’t see straight''' but pauses to '''let Rick and Daryl have their say'''. Couple that with '''how quickly he changes his attitude''' and how '''weak''' and '''unrealistic''' the fight itself is ''(where '''scrawny''' Rick '''miraculously''' takes '''TWO''' face hooks from a '''heavyweight''' Tyreese)'' and you have one of the worst scenes of all time.}}
{{fontcolor|darkred|Also, '''how the fuck''' are you supposed to '''identify''' with Tyreese's '''character''' when he's constantly '''being an asshole''' to both Rick and Daryl, that are doing nothing but '''try to help him'''? I mean, I understand he's '''enraged''' with the '''death of a loved one''', but '''Jesus Christ, writers'''!}}
{{fontcolor|darkblue|Okay, '''let’s talk about Tyreese'''. [[User:Gravelord|Grave]] already discussed in '''[[User blog:Gravelord/Is TV Tyreese the Worst Character in TWD history?|great detail]]''' how '''inconsistent''' and possibly '''bipolar''' his TV portrayal is, and it '''shows in his speeches'''. We get someone who had '''no trouble shooting''' at Rick and the gang in '''[[Welcome to the Tombs]]''' to someone whose '''moral code'''''(?)'' meant '''he won’t…he won’t…HE WON’T!''' ''(another scene that '''could have been great''', but for the fact that TV Tyreese '''being TV Tyreese''' and '''not killing''' Martin '''ruined it''')''. Then we have him '''trying to give Sasha council''', because he can '''magically''' be the '''moral center'''…you know what? '''I’ll stop'''. '''*breathe*'''}}
{{fontcolor|'''You okay out there, man?''' Looked like you '''hyperventilated''' or some shit… The fact is, from the '''moment Season 4 began''', all '''hope''' for Tyreese that was '''built''' in the last Season was '''completely destroyed'''.}}
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<big><center>'''5- [[Tomas]], [[Sick]]'''</center></big>
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<center>''I hate Tomas so much… We could have Thomas and Dexter but no,<br> instead we got this moron''</center>
*'''Character''': Tomas (and Rick Grimes)
*'''Line''': "Shit happens."
*'''Episode''': Sick
*'''Why is it a shit line?'''
{{fontcolor|darkblue|'''I won’t say much about this one'''. '''The first antagonists''' we get in Season 3 are '''these clowns'''? So, when Tomas ''(either a '''poorly thought out homage''' to or a '''shitty adaptation''' of '''[[Thomas Richards]]''')'' saw '''great plan''' to '''throw a walker''' onto Rick fail, the '''best''' he can think of is, “Shit Happens”? Oh, and he '''fails''' to '''move out of the way''' of a machete when it’s '''coming for his head''' ''(maybe because he’s just '''realized''' how '''stupid''' his last words were.)''}}
{{fontcolor|darkred|And did you notice '''something going on''' here? This line, even though being '''said first by Tomas''', got really popular when '''Rick repeated it'''. Do you feel the '''pattern''' going on? '''Why does Rick Grimes keep appearing so much on this blog?'''}}
{{fontcolor|darkblue|It’s because Rick is a '''poorly fleshed out character'''. Somehow this line, '''badass''' as it was '''intended to sound''', was just '''corny''' and felt like they were trying to '''make him into Shane''' without ''''earning his way''' first.}}
{{fontcolor|darkred|'''AND OH GOD THE MEMES! THE MEMES! IT'S STUFF AND THANGS ALL ALONG AGAIN, HELP ME!''' Somehow this '''piece of shit''' meme even '''found a way''' into '''Telltale's Video Game Series'''! Did you ever noticed the '''license''' of the '''truck''' in '''[[A New Day (Video Game)|A New Day]]'''? '''It's there'''.}}
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<big><center>'''4- [[Beth Greene]], [[30 Days Without An Accident]]'''</center></big>
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<center>''Just looking at this picture already makes me want to punch a puppy''</center>
*'''Character''': Beth Greene
*'''Line''': "I don't cry anymore, Daryl"
*'''Episode''': 30 Days Without An Accident
*'''Why is it a shit line?'''
{{fontcolor|darkred|'''This is going to be good'''… Okay so I can '''safely say''' that this '''abomination of a character''' is the least favorite character of '''both of us'''. '''To judge a Beth line''', first you gotta '''understand what makes it so bad'''.}}
{{fontcolor|darkred|A mix of '''bad writing''', '''bad directing''', and '''horrible acting'''. Three strikes, '''AND YOU'RE OUT!''' The '''writing''' for Beth was always '''mediocre'''; no matter who '''directs''' the episode they just '''don't give a fuck about her''', and her actress either '''gives even less fucks''' or is just one of '''the worst actresses of all time'''.}}
{{fontcolor|darkblue|Beth is a ''lame character''', but this line '''attempts''' to assuage that '''uselessness''' by showing '''how far''' she’d '''progressed''' since her '''suicidal days''' in Season 2. However, she '''contradicts''' herself '''immediately''' and shows us just how '''little''' any of her Season 4 ''"development"'' mattered by '''crying constantly'''. Yes, she '''lost her father''', but Maggie '''omitted''' that '''silly dialogue''' and came off as '''infinitely stronger and more likeable'''. So, '''why''' did we have to '''sit through''' that '''pointless scene'''?}}
{{fontcolor|darkred|She '''receives the news''' that '''[[Zach|whoever the fuck this guy is]]''', that I suppose is her '''boyfriend''' or some shit like that, died, and what's her reaction? '''''"Meh."''''' Excuse me, but are we '''supposed to like''' a character that treats '''human lives''' like that? I mean sure, you gotta '''harden up''' in the apocalypse but '''DAMN GIRL!'''}}
{{fontcolor|darkblue|Inconsistently hardened, '''heartless bitch''' that she is, you have to admit there was '''one''' most '''enjoyable scene''' of hers.}} {{fontcolor|darkred|'''''(WHAT?)'''''}} {{fontcolor|darkblue|When she got one '''through the dome'''.}}
{{fontcolor|darkred|Good thing that you '''don't cry anymore''', Beth… Because we '''certainly''' weren't doing it when you '''kissed the show goodbye'''. '''And here's a little something to prove it''':}}
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{{fontcolor|darkblue|'''''We’ve all got jobs to do''''', and ours was '''to celebrate.'''}}
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<big><center>'''3- [[Eugene Porter (TV Series)|Eugene Porter]], [[Self Help]]'''</center></big>
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<center>''Are you retarded or something? You're asking to get hit on the fucking face!''</center>
*'''Character''': Eugene Porter
*'''Line''': "I'm smarter than you."
*'''Episode''': Self Help
*'''Why is it a shit line?'''
{{fontcolor|darkblue|Eugene, '''I care not how smart you are'''. When you’ve just '''dropped the bombshell''' that you have '''lead''' these '''poor bastards''' on a '''wild goose chase''', causing '''at least six deaths''' and put their people '''at risk''' for a '''pipe dream''', you do not '''poke the bear''' with a '''jab at his intelligence'''.}}
{{fontcolor|darkred|And we're '''not even touching''' the fact that's '''WAY TOO DAMN EARLY FOR HIM TO DROP THE BOMB'''. When Eugene '''got beat up''' in the '''Comics''', you '''feel bad for him'''. It was him '''only chance of survival'''. But in the Show… He was fucking '''asking for it'''! '''WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU EXPECTING TO HAPPEN, YOU IDIOT?'''}}
{{fontcolor|darkblue|TV Eugene has '''none''' of the '''redeeming qualities''' of the comic book. According to the show, '''he just knows things'''. Well, apparently you aren’t '''smart enough''' not to '''recognize''' what a '''stupid thing''' he was doing. It’s a little more '''understanding''' when you '''look at him''' from the '''perspective''' of a '''man-child''' - which '''infuriates me''' even more, because '''that means''' he just sees his '''allies''' as '''pawns''', making him borderline '''sociopathic''' and drops my '''sympathy''' even '''more'''.}}
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<big><center>'''2- [[Rick Grimes (TV Series)|Rick Grimes]], [[A]]'''</center></big>
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<center>''Just… Why? Fucking why?''</center>
*'''Character''': Rick Grimes
*'''Line''': "You're my brother, Daryl"
*'''Episode''': A
*'''Why is it a shit line?'''
{{fontcolor|darkred|'''AWWWWW NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO… NOOOOHWWOHWWOHWWOOHWWOO.... Why? Why? FUCKING WHY, AMC? FUCKING WHY? WHY MUST YOU TORTURE ME THIS WAY? HAVE YOU NO MERCY UPON A POOR GUY'S SOUL THAT JUST WANTED SOME ENTERTAINING AND INSTEAD GETS THIS'''?}}
{{fontcolor|darkblue|This show is '''not short''' of '''corny facepalm-fodder lines''' that leave '''even me''' so '''stunned''' I would rather have a '''drunk''', '''snaggletoothed vampire''' give me a '''blowjob''', but this is '''one such moment'''. '''Pucker up, Kristen Stewart'''! Seriously, though, this moment '''felt ever so imposed''' on the viewer. We '''get''' it - Rick and Daryl have a '''bromance''' going on. We '''didn’t need''' this bit of '''Disney chaff''' to '''push us over the edge with it'''. They certainly reached their '''tween Daryl fanboy demographic''', but for '''everyone else''', we wanted it to be '''over already'''.}}
{{fontcolor|darkred|'''NOPE, NOPE, NOPE, NOPE, NOPE! THAT DID NOT HAPPEN! RICK DID NOT SAY THAT! COME ON AMC YOU GAVE US THE AMAZING NECK TEAR WHY WOULD YOU SUCK OFF ALL THE FUN OF THE SCENE WITH THIS DIRECTLY FOLLOWING IT? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.'''}}
{{fontcolor|darkblue|In the comics, we get to '''appreciate''' Rick’s '''dynamic relationship''' with his '''second-in-command''' '''[[Abraham Ford (Comic Series)|Abe the ginger man]]''', a '''relatively new''' character who '''hasn’t been explored''' in every burning detail. Here, we get '''more of the same''' Rickyl nonsense we’ve '''sat through''' since the '''end of Season 2''' and '''nothing new''' is expanded. All-in-all, a '''very disappointing scene'''.}}
{{fontcolor|darkred|'''THIS LINE SUCKS SO MUCH DONKEY DONG I WANT TO RIP OFF MY BALLS FROM MY SCROTUM, PUT THEM ON A BLENDER AND FUCKING DRINK IT! WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME, AMC? WHYYYYYYYYY?'''}}
{{fontcolor|darkblue|'''All the donkey dong.'''}}
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<big><center>'''1- Various Characters, Various Episodes'''</center></big>
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<center>''Cringes are felt in nearly every goddamn episode''</center>
*'''Character''': Various
*'''Line''': Pretty much every title drop ever
*'''Episode''': Various
*'''Why is it a shit line?'''
{{fontcolor|darkblue|Let’s talk about '''name drops''' for a second. It’s a '''piss-poor tie-in''' to '''centralize the viewer's thoughts''' into the '''idea of the episode''', and not only is it '''extremely patronizing''' to us, not all of whom are ignoramuses '''''(except for Beth fans).'''''}} {{fontcolor|darkred|'''''(OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY FUCKING GOD! WHERE U AT? WHERE U AT?)'''''}}
{{fontcolor|darkred|Bet you were '''surprised''' to see '''this''' as the #1. Well, if you '''wasn't''' then '''piss off''', you're a '''lying sack of shit''' and I'm '''tired of it'''.}}
{{fontcolor|darkblue|'''In most cases''', they don’t even '''jive with the character saying it'''. For example: Rick saying '''''“We’re not [[Too Far Gone (TV Series)|Too Far Gone]].”''''' '''Who says that'''?! Rick has had some '''silly lines before'''}} {{fontcolor|darkred|''('''You tell me that''', we've been '''talking about it''' the '''whole blog''')''}}{{fontcolor|darkblue|, … but his '''speech patterns''' from '''previous episodes''' indicate he would '''never''' say '''something like that'''.}}
{{fontcolor|darkred|And how about '''other''' title drops? '''I'll grant the Show this''': They can do a '''subtle''' one '''from time to time''' '''''([[Walk With Me]], [[Wildfire]], [[Nebraska]])''''', but then they have the '''irritating''' and '''cringeworthy''' ones like Shane telling Dale he '''"looks [[Pretty Much Dead Already]]"''', or Maggie's '''witty reply''' to Ft. Gabriel when he '''claims his church''' is the '''house of God''': '''"No, it's just [[Four Walls and a Roof]]"'''.}}
{{fontcolor|darkblue|It’s not '''mandatory''' for '''every episode title''' to be in the episode, but sometimes it '''feels like such is the case'''. Martinez '''exemplifies''' this when he '''explains the rules of his camp''': '''''"No [[Dead Weight]]"'''''. It’s such a '''weak prop''' to get a '''rise out''' of the viewer, and when '''I heard it first''' I just '''sighed and shook my head'''. It was '''even worse''' when Daryl said to Joe, '''''“There is no [[Us]],”''' to which Joe '''replied''' that '''their traveling''' together means that, in fact, there '''''“is an us.”''''' I see what you did there, TV show. '''Good work!''' Now, either '''change the episode title''' to something '''less trivial''' or '''give us a line''' that doesn’t '''clearly pander''' to the '''title''' and I’ll '''non-patronizingly''' give you '''kudos'''!}}
{{fontcolor|darkred|'''I don't know why''' writers '''insist''' in putting title drops in '''everything'''. It totally '''kills every mood'''... You were '''really excited''' about the '''scene that was happening''' and then they just '''drop the title of the episode''' and you '''facepalm''' so '''hard''' you actually '''puncture your eyes'''. It just has you thinking… '''''"Seriously?"''''' It's '''not needed''', it adds '''nothing to anything''', it's basically just a '''pain in the ass'''. '''STOP! STOP NOW! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS STOP!'''}}
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<big><big><center>'''Dishonorable Mentions'''</center></big></big>
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<big><center>'''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M._Bison M. Bison], [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Street_Fighter_(1994_film) Street Fighting]'''</center></big>
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<center>'''''You still refuse to accept my Godhood! Keep your own God! In fact, this might be a good time to pray to him! For I beheld Satan, and he fell from heaven! Like lightning!'''''</center><br>
<center>Oh shit, wait…</center>
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<big><center>'''[[Rick Grimes (TV Series)|Rick Grimes]], [[The Suicide King]]'''</center></big>
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<center>'''''"I can't help you, GET OUT! GET OUT! You don't belong in here, GET OUT!"'''''<center><br>
<center>Rick’s crazy period was so stupid, and this part is at the center of it. Why didn’t Rick just tell people he saw Lori? Why did he sound so goofy when saying it? Why did he pull his gun? However, compared to everything else Rick and company do, and in the context of the scenario, it’s not as bad as it could be.</center>
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<big><center>'''[[Rick Grimes (TV Series)|Rick Grimes]], [[Coda]]'''</center></big>
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<center>'''''The whole goddamn Bob Lamson scene'''''</center><br>
<center>The '''whole scene''' and Rick’s bad dialogues are laughable. The blandly delivered “Stop. Stop right now,” unnecessary “Can’t go back, Bob” reference and him saying “Shut up” to himself butcher what was a cool scene between Rick and comic Martinez. At least the conversation is coherent, which is why it’s not in top ten. </center>
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<big><center>'''[[Carol Peletier (TV Series)|Carol Peletier]], [[The Grove]]'''</center></big>
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<center>'''''"Just… Look at the flowers, Lizzie."'''''</center><br>
<center>Many see this line as amazing… We see it as dumb. Like Tyreese's speech, it was trying really hard to be impactant and "cool", but it just fell flat. Sorry Carol fans, Lizzie fans and alike, but we're just not really feeling it. Also, THE MEMES!</center>
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<big><center>'''[[Philip Blake (TV Series)|The Governor]], [[Welcome to the Tombs]]'''</center></big>
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<center>'''''"In this new life now, you kill and you die… Or you die and you kill."'''''</center><br>
<center>I’m sure it '''sounded''' good in the writer’s heads, but it comes off as a silly afterthought the Governor says to sound cool when he exits, and it is '''anything but'''. It’s only thanks to Morrisey’s skillful acting chops that the line isn’t '''completely''' butchered .</center>
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<big><center>'''[[Abraham Ford (TV Series)|Abraham Ford]], [[Self Help]]'''</center></big>
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<center>'''''"Shit's screwed up!"'''''</center><br>
<center>That laugh.</center>
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<big><center>'''[[Karen (TV Series)|Karen]], [[Welcome to the Tombs]]'''</center></big>
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<center>'''''"He killed 'em all!"'''''</center><br>
<center>Who was the fucking genius that had the amazing idea to give the most impactant line of the whole TWD universe to a character no one knows, cares about or can even stand for that matter? An horrible attempt to reference an awesome line, in an horrible episode.</center>
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<big><big><center>'''Closing'''</center></big></big>
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{{fontcolor|darkred|So, this was our taking on the '''Worst Walking Dead lines''', don't forget to check out our '''[[User blog:TommieBoi/Tommy's Dank Blog Series - Part 4 - 10 Best (and Worst) lines in the TV Show ft. WalkerTexasRanger 1/2|Top 10 BEST Walking Dead lines]]'''. '''Do you like it?''' '''Do you hate it?''' Let us know on the comments and all that.}}
{{fontcolor|darkred|Keep being cool like that, '''stay on drugs and don't do school'''… Or the other way around idk. See you next time, and also thanks again to
'''[[User:WalkerTexasRanger|WalkerTexasRanger]]''' for helping me on these two blogs. Say something cool, nigga!}}
{{fontcolor|darkblue|It was an honor doing a blog with this guy. Word to your female parental unit!}}
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