A story from Twitter… I mean, 2ch.
#OP
Dark Lord: @hero Thanks for the follow!
Hero: u 2! im kind of a twitter newb tho but thx!
Dark Lord: @hero You can address someone directly with @ID.
Hero: @ID like this??
Dark Lord: @hero Surely you’re joking…
Hero: @darklord errrm… well i got it now lol
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Hero: @darklord im a newb but thx ^^ like that?
Dark Lord: @hero Haha, yes, that’s better.
Dark Lord: @hero Mwahaha…
Hero: @darklord waht?
Dark Lord: @hero Well, it’s just that your name’s “Hero”…
Hero: @darklord what’s it mean to u? lol
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Dark Lord: @hero Well, it’s not as if you’d be a real hero… right?
Hero: @darklord ya, no way a real hero wud be on twitter
Dark Lord: @hero Naturally. Similarly, I’m not a real dark lord either.
Hero: @darklord lol geez man dont have to get defensive
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Hero: @darklord i got on twitter sinse its popular but i wuz kinda wondering who 2 follow
Dark Lord: @hero Hm, I see.
Hero: @darklord and i saw a guy wit a stupid name like mine… so i followed u! >