2015-04-21

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For seven classic seasons of The Office, Steve Carell delighted and horrified viewers as Michael Scott, the idiot savant boss of the fictional paper company, Dunder-Mifflin. While he usually meant well, Michael Scott almost always said and did the wrong thing. Fans cheered him on anyway. Here are a few of his best lines:

1. “The worst thing about prison was the… was the Dementors.”

2. “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.”

3. “Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.”

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4. “You know what they say. ‘Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice… strike three.”

5. “Then suddenly she’s not your ho no mo.”

6. “Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”

7. ” You don’t know me. You’ve just seen my penis.”

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8. “I love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one someday.”

9. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”

10. “It’s a pimple, Phyllis. Avril Lavigne gets them all the time, and she rocks harder than anyone alive.”

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