Welcome to another installment of Question Time, where you ask me stuff and I do my best to answer. Here we go:
When you watch TV, do you adjust the volume to an odd numbered level?
It’s true that I have a strong preference for odd numbers. When staying in a hotel or motel, I request an odd-numbered room; when attending a sporting event, I try to sit in an odd-numbered seat; and so on.
It had never occurred to me to set my TV to an odd-numbered volume level. But maybe I’ll have to start doing that now.
I generally agree with your stance on advertising on jerseys, but does your view change if the team is named after the sponsor? For example (until recently), PSV football club in the Netherlands, or Total Network Solutions (now The New Saints) in Wales? And in cycling, of course, the big single-owner teams tend to have more elegant jerseys than the ones with multiple smaller sponsors. Or is it all just something we’d be better off without?
Generally speaking, I’m opposed to all of this stuff. But I acknowledge that there’s a difference between a team named after its sponsor (that’s how we got the Green Bay Packers) and a team named after its advertiser (that’s how we got the New York Red Bulls). For a refresher course on the difference between a sponsor and an advertiser, look here.
What are your thoughts on the use of yellow or gold as a home color, as used by teams like the Lakers, the Pacers, the old L.A. Kings, and so on?
I’m fine with it.
What do you think about teams who wear yellow but call it gold (i.e., the Oakland Athletics)? Gold is a color used by the 49ers and Notre Dame, not the Steelers or the Pirates.
Excellent question. Referring to yellow as “gold” is really just another form of bullshit, and we should probably stop doing it. I’ll try to do my part.
You mentioned a while back that you are probably nearer to the end of Uni Watch than the beginning. However, you keep expanding your presence. I’ve seen you on ESPN, SI, constant plugs by Howie Rose, etc. I hope you continue with this, as you are a daily must–read for me. Do you see an end in sight?
First, writing for ESPN is my job, and I’ve written for them since 2004, so that’s not “expanding my presence” — it’s just business as usual as long as I’m under contract to them. Second, I have no control over Howie Rose mentioning Uni Watch on the air or anything like that, so that’s not “expanding my presence” either. It just speaks to the fact that Uni Watch has caught on in certain circles, which is great.
That said, I’ve now been doing Uni Watch in one form or another for nearly 17 years (and have been doing this daily blog for nearly 10 years), which is a long time. I never intended for this project — or for any of my media projects — to become the totality of my career. And yes, I think this one, or at least my involvement in it, is closer to its end than to its beginning. How close? That depends on a lot of factors, and I can’t yet assess how those will play out. But don’t worry, I’m not going anywhere just yet.
Why did you decide to make us click through to each blog entry? I can’t read every day, so when I catch up on your site, it’s a huge hassle to have to click, back up, scroll down, click, back up scroll down, etc. Your site was much easier to read when the entire entry was on the front page.
The entries were getting too long and our home page was taking way too long to load. We wanted to keep the home page manageable. Simple as that.
What are your favorite professional sports teams in MLB, the NHL, the NFL, and the NBA?
MLB: Mets. NHL: Canadiens, with the Rangers a close second. NFL: 49ers, with the Giants a close second. NBA: Knicks.
Do you use any particular resources (e.g., travel sites) when planning your road trips? You seem to find wonderful off-the-beaten-path spots. Or is it just that you pick things up from word of mouth?
I generally cobble together info from a variety of sources — travel guides, friends’ recommendations, offhand mentions in articles, etc. — and use that info to put virtual pins in digital maps for later use. Also, I have a pretty good nose for a certain kind of spot that pushes my buttons. It’s hard to explain, but sometimes I’ll just say, “Turn down that road — I have a good feeling about it,” and I’ll turn out to be right. Also-also, I’m very willing to go to places where I “don’t belong” (a black bar where I’m the only white guy, for example, or the one neighborhood in town that the locals say to avoid). That helps a lot.
Why is it that sometimes the magnifying glass at the top of the Uni Watch site is hovering over the number 7, while other times it’s over the number 15?
Originally it was just 7, to match the number on my membership card. When Uni Watch celebrated its 15th anniversary in 2014, I had webmaster John Ekdahl add 15 to the mix. When our 15th-anniversary year ended, I asked John to remove the 15, but for some reason he had trouble doing it, and I decided there were more important things to worry about, so I didn’t press him on it. It’s stayed that way, and I’m fine with it. We’ll likely have a new site design soon, so it will be moot anyway.
Are there rules for NBA team logos/jerseys set by the league? Are there specific requirements? And can teams get around those?
Sure, there are all sorts of rules — rules regarding number placement and size, rules regarding NOB lettering, etc. And no, there’s no way to get around them. If you could get around them, they wouldn’t be rules!
Is The Tugboat Captain really a tugboat captain?
No. Sorry, but the source of that nickname will remain private.
Do you think we will ever see MLB enact a rule similar to the NFL and NHL that limits the number of times a third jersey/uniform can be worn?
No. There are soooo many games in a baseball season — no need to limit anything (which is too bad, actually, because some of the alternates are now worn more often than the primaries).
Six years ago I knew very little about soccer. I thought it was boring and I made fun of it. Then my kids started playing and I began watching it on all levels, and now I simply can’t get enough of it. Is there anything that you used to not like or care about that you’ve completely changed your tune on?
For a long time I didn’t like mustard. Then, around the time I was 30, I suddenly started liking it. Now I love it and can’t even comprehend that I used to dislike it. Like, how was that even possible?
Also: I distinctly remember buying Hüsker Dü’s Metal Circus EP in December of 1983 and thinking, “Wow, this is just noise.” I couldn’t understand why it had gotten some very positive reviews (which is why I bought it in the first place) or how anyone could even listen to it. But eventually I played it again. And again. And again. Within a few months, it had grown on me to the point where I couldn’t stop playing it. By the end of 1984, Hüsker Dü was my favorite band. They were rawer than anything I was used to at the time, so it just took a little while for my ears to adjust.
Also-also: For many years I kinda hated A Prairie Home Companion. I thought it was too precious, and I probably had a bias against it because my parents liked it and I thought it represented a certain kind of cultural entertainment that my parents liked and I didn’t. Then, somewhere around 2004-ish, it suddenly clicked for me and I began to appreciate it as live radio performance. It has its flaws, and I don’t go out of my way to listen to it every week, but I do listen to it when I’m able to, and I consider myself a fan.
I know you’ve said hip hop doesn’t speak to you, but do you think you’ll ever give it another chance? As with all genres, I think 85% of it is terrible, but have you ever given some of the more “approachable” artists a listen? My elderly parents can vibe with A Tribe Called Quest to some degree. The early parallels of hip hop and punk rock (which I know you like) are a bonus.
I get the argument, I get the parallels, and I wish I got the sound — but I don’t. And it’s not like I haven’t tried. Honestly, I wish I liked hip hop, because it’s the predominant form of cultural expression for a major chunk of our society, but it’s just not my thing. Sorry.
I’ve heard you say that the proper way to wear stirrups is with the lower opening in the front and the higher opening in the back. But I’ve bought plenty of stirrups and I’ve never seen any instructions or indication about how they should be worn. Who says the lower opening has to be in the front?
This is a great question, especially because stirrups came with two same-sized openings for many decades (additional examples here, here, and here). I’m not sure exactly when that changed. A good potential research project!
Anyway: By the late 1960s, stirrups were definitely being made with two different-sized openings, and the lower opening was consistently being worn in the front. To me, this makes sense — in part, I’m sure, because it’s what I grew up with and is therefore what I’m used to seeing, but also because it follows the standard protocols of aerodynamic design, in which things are lower in the front and higher in the back. It also seems intuitive to have the larger opening in the back because that’s where the calf muscle bulges outward, while the front of the leg just has the flat shinbone.
How often do you go to the ESPN campus in Bristol, and what do you do when you’re there? Do you see some of the big names?
I spent a day in Bristol in mid-March. That was my first visit in nearly two years, which is by far the longest gap I’ve had between visits since I started writing for ESPN in 2004. It used to be that I’d be required to show up every six or nine months for a meeting, or strategy session, or some sort of training, but lately that hasn’t been required of me, so I didn’t head up there. It was mostly laziness — it’s about a three-hour drive. But I really shouldn’t have let so much time go by. It’s important for me to show my face, remind people that I’m a human being, not just an email address, reinforce relationships, and so on. I plan to get back into the six- or nine-month rhythm.
What do I do when I’m there? Go to meetings, sit down with editors, catch up with people I haven’t seen in a while, etc. On my most recent visit, I also shot a few video segments in a studio (much better than the Skype vids we usually do), which was fun. And I usually spend a good part of a Bristol day just sitting at a computer and working, the same as I’d do on any other day.
The various ESPN platforms (website, magazine, TV, etc.) are spread out in different buildings. So when I visit, I’m usually just seeing website staff. I do occasionally see some of the TV and radio guys walking around the grounds, or eating in the cafeteria, but it’s not like I’m sharing an elevator with Chris Berman or standing next to Stephen A. Smith in the men’s room.
I like vests for MLB teams. Not for every team, but for some of them. It seems like the Rockies are the only vested team left (and the Diamondbacks, when they wear their throwbacks). Why don’t teams wear vests anymore, and do you think they’ll come back?
As is so often the case, the answer here comes down to the merch-industrial complex. Teams don’t wear vests anymore because fans don’t like to buy or wear vests — simple. Of course, that’s a terrible reason, because a team’s on-field program should be driving its retailing program, not the other way around, but that’s not the way it works. Which is just another example of why we’d all be better off if jerseys had never been made available for sale in the first place.
You’ve been writing for a long time. When and where was your first piece published?
I guess it depends on how you define “published.” Here are some key dates:
• When I was a kid, I subscribed to Sport magazine (which at the time was Sports Illustrated’s main rival). In the fall of 1977, when I was 13, they ran a reader poll that asked all sorts of questions about sports. You were supposed to fill it out, tear it out of the magazine, and mail it in. The last question asked you to indicate your age group, and the lowest age range was 18-29. So I tore out the poll, put it in my typewriter, and typed, “I AM THIRTEEN” next to the age question. Then I mailed it in along with a letter in which I basically gave them shit for not including a younger-than-18 age option in the poll question. I believe the final line of the letter was, “After all, what are you — adult chauvinist pigs?” (Yes, that sounds sort of cringe-worthy now.) A month or two later, they printed the letter on the letters page of their December 1977 issue, complete with my name and hometown and everything. I’m pretty sure I was insufferably pleased with myself, and I distinctly remember telling one of my teachers that I’d had a letter printed “in a national magazine.” And so it began.
• In high school, I wrote for my school paper, so I guess you could say that was my first work as a published journalist. I’m pretty certain none of it was any good, however.
• I also wrote for my college paper — a lot of news and a lot of music criticism. While I’m sure much of it was crap, I do recall at least two pieces that I thought were pretty good and that, I hope, would still hold up reasonably well today. (I didn’t keep the clips, so we’ll never know.)
• After graduating college, I published eight issues of a music zine from 1986 through ’88. This was my first experience with self-publishing. I’m sure some of you would say, “Big deal, anyone can self-publish,” but doing a zine taught me a lot that served me well later on.
• In October of 1993, when I was 29 and working as a book editor, I began publishing another zine, about consumer culture. This led, almost immediately, to a column that I began writing in NYPress, an alt-weekly here in New York (now defunct). That column was the first writing I was ever paid for, which I imagine some people would define as the benchmark of “really” being published. Personally, I would disagree with that, but it would be fair to say that these two late-1993 developments — the zine and the NYPress column — were the start of my writing career, such as it is. A little more than two years later, I quit my book editing job and became a full-time journalist. That was 20 years ago.
When are you coming back to the Great Northwest?
Good question. No current travel plans for that part of the country. But I like it out there very much — I’d love to have an excuse to go!
In your opinion, at what age should fans stop wearing jerseys? College and pro. I’ve heard once you graduate college, you shouldn’t wear them. Ohio State fans are notorious for wearing jerseys well into their later years.
I’m not into wearing pro or college jerseys at any age — never been my thing. But if it’s your thing, I don’t see any reason for an age restriction.
If you had the ability to attend any sporting event that occurred during your lifetime which one would it have been?
Game Six of the 1986 World Series would probably be my first choice. Buster Douglas’s KO of Mike Tyson in 1990 would also be on the list.
If you could take back anything related to the Uni Watch blog — a take, a fan interaction, a project, a post — what would it be?
Last summer I got suckered by those bogus MLB All-Star Game pillbox cap concepts. Wasn’t skeptical enough, didn’t have my bullshit detector turned high enough, and swallowed it whole. An embarrassing lapse in judgment.
I’ve noticed that when you report on your vacations or what you “did last night,” you don’t seem to mention any museums. Do you dig museums? If so which are your favorites?
Are you serious? In the last month alone I’ve written about exhibits and events I’ve seen at the Queens Museum (Ramones exhibit), the Museum of American Folk Art (Masons/Odd Fellows exhibit), and Museum of Morbid Anatomy (atomic-era music and films). I’ve also written many times about my enthusiasm for the City Reliquary, where I’ve actually produced two exhibits and used to sit on the board.
I like museums just fine. Here in NYC, in addition to the four facilities I just named, I like the Museum of Natural History, the Museum of the City of New York, the Brooklyn Museum, the Museum of Jewish Heritage, the International Center for Photography, the Cooper-Hewitt/Smithsonian Design Museum, the Tenement Museum, the FIT Museum (which, incidentally, has an upcoming exhibition on uniform design), the New York Transit Museum, and a bunch more. I’m a card-carrying member of several of those facilities, in fact.
It can be a bit trickier when I’m traveling, because I tend to favor rural back-roads travel. But I love small local history museums (a good way to get a feel for a town or a county), and I’ve also enjoyed lots of quirky little museums scattered around the country, like the Museum of Beverage Containers, the Museum of Questionable Medical Devices, and so on. Actually, I think both of those places have closed, alas. But you get the idea.
Have you ever been contacted or contracted by a college or professional sports team to help design their uniforms, even on a simple consulting basis? If not, is that something you’d ever consider doing?
No team or school has ever approached me. Even if they did, I’d have to decline, because it would present a conflict of interest — I couldn’t write about a uniform if I’d had a role in its creation, and I probably couldn’t even write about that team or school once I had a working relationship with them.
I am in North Carolina, and we love our barbecue. Do you like barbecue, and if so, do you like a vinegar-based sauce, or a tomato-based sauce?
Do I like barbecue? Seriously? Have you been reading this blog since, you know, ever?
Yes, I like barbecue. A lot. I like many different styles (Texas, Memphis, KC, etc.), but when it comes to Carolina ’cue, I’m a vinegar devotee. My favorite North Carolina ’cuery is Allen & Son.
If I must try one restaurant/eatery in the New York area, what would it be?
I love visiting New York City, but it’s obviously very different from the rest of the country. You’ve lived there most of your life. Don’t you think that makes your opinions about uniforms and other things out of touch with regular Americans?
First, some quick facts: I’ve traveled in 49 states (I’ll get to Hawaii eventually), most of them extensively. As I’ve mentioned many times over the years, my favorite part of the country is the Great Lakes region, and my favorite state is Wisconsin, which I try visit every year or so.
But even if none of that were true, I really, really disagree with the notion that urbanites in general and New Yorkers in particular are somehow distinct from “regular Americans.”
Here’s the deal: There are 8.4 million Americans in New York City. That’s more Americans than the number of Americans in Iowa, West Virginia, Idaho, and Nebraska combined. To my way of thinking, that makes New York City a pretty goddamn American place. Maybe people in those other states are out of touch with New Yorkers, not the other way around.
Okay, that last sentence was a joke, but you get my point. Does sheer population make NYC more American than those other places? Of course not. But it sure isn’t less American.
Has living in NYC shaped who I am? Sure, just as your residence has probably shaped who you are. But I don’t see any of that as bad or problematic.
In the four major sports, which team in each league has the most ridiculous uniform?
MLB: Diamondbacks. NFL: Jaguars. NBA: Hawks. Nothing in the NHL is all that ridiculous at the moment, but I guess I’d go with the Avalanche.
After watching on you on your ESPN Friday Flashbacks, I am very impressed by your pencil sharpener collection on display in the background. How many do you have? When did you start the collection? Why the interest in pencils?
So many people have asked about the pencil sharpeners because of those Flashback videos!
In 2009, my friends Jon and Karen got me a really cool Christmas present: some beautiful vintage pencils from an Indiana bacon and lard company. They were unsharpened, never used. I figure a pencil wants to be used, but I didn’t own a sharpener at the time. Since the pencils were old and beautiful, I thought I should get an old, beautiful sharpener, so I looked on eBay to find one. I was struck by the variety — so many colors, so many different designs! I couldn’t choose just one, so I got two. And then a third. And then a fourth. I was hooked.
One problem with collecting is that you’re never really done — there’s always more stuff out there, and your collection is never truly complete. But in this case, I created a built-in stopping point, because I decided to fill an archway in my apartment. Once the archway was full of sharpeners, the collection would be done. Here’s how it turned out (click to enlarge):
What are your thoughts on why Major League Baseball allows players to wear their pants up or down, socks/no sock, etc., and has it ever been an issue the league has considered addressing?
MLB has never had any rules regarding pants or socks. If it were to enact such rules now, they would have to be approved by the players’ union as part of the collective bargaining process. And the union would never agree to any such rules, since players want as much freedom as possible regarding how they dress.
Suppose the players of an NFL team decide their color rush uniforms are too horrifying to wear and they switch to their normal uniforms (or just the jerseys) after warm-ups. What happens?
Suppose unicorns fly out of my ass and begin invading your house? What happens?
The push to sell more merchandise has led to more and more uniform variations for you to write about. Does this make the beat you cover more interesting? Or since you are passionate about the integrity of the uniform, does it make you more depressed?
People often say to me, “You should be happy that these teams are spitting out so many crazy uniforms — otherwise you’d have nothing to write about!”
For better or worse, it doesn’t work that way. I’m more interested in quality than quantity. The carousel of merch-driven designs, most of which are unnecessary at best, ugly at worst, makes my job much less enjoyable than it would otherwise be, and forces me to spend too much time and energy covering worthless crap — time and energy that could be better spent delving into uniform history, interviewing designers, learning about manufacturing processes, and more. It’s a lose-lose.
What are some of your passions or hobbies that you’ve yet to divulge to your readers?
Hmmm. I really love watching the birds that come to the feeder that I keep outside of my living room window.
Why do you hate purple color so much?
I’ve already answered this question countless times over the years, but okay, one more time: I actually think purple in nature is quite nice — eggplants, violets, plums, etc. But purple in design applications has always struck me as really tacky. It’s the diva of colors, never content to do a little when it can do too much instead. There’s a damn good reason you rarely see a purple car or a purple house. Now if we could just eradicate purple uniforms, clothing, and accessories too. Zero purple tolerance!
How is your wrist? I wiped out on my bike last September and I’m still not 100% strength in my right hand. I don’t think I broke it, but I have trouble still.
My wrist, which I broke in 2012, is fine. 100% back to normal. But my elbow, which I broke last October, still feels like it isn’t quite there yet. Close, but not quite. I’m sure it’ll be fully healed soon, though.
Who did you vote for in the New York primary?
Sorry, I believe in the sanctity of the secret ballot.
I’m starting to wonder why I bother to come to the site anymore. Your opinions are so predictable — I already know what you’re going to think about new uniform before you even say it. Can’t you vary it up, just to make things more interesting?
A few thoughts in response to this:
1. You are essentially “accusing” me of being consistent. From where I sit, that’s a compliment. Thank you!
2. I’d like to think that Uni Watch is unpredictable and surprising in all sorts of ways, but I can’t suddenly start changing my opinions just to keep your attention. I like what I like, I don’t what I don’t, and that’s just the way it is.
3. There’s a lot more to Uni Watch than my reactions to new uniforms. There are the history-based pieces, the think pieces, and lots of other stuff that I think is plenty unpredictable.
4. I’m admittedly projecting here, but I suspect you don’t agree with most of my opinions on uniforms. Why do I think that? Because most people on the internet love coming to echo chambers where their own positions and opinions are predictably, unsurprisingly reaffirmed over and over again. That’s pretty much how the internet works. So while you say your complaint is that my opinions are too predictable, I suspect what you really mean is that they’re too predictably the opposite of your opinions. Sorry about that. Again, there’s nothing I can do about it.
5. If I’m right about that last part, allow me to suggest that it can be valuable to have a critic in your life with whom you consistently disagree. It can be a good mechanism for measuring and testing the strength of your own opinions, for example. I have a few writers who I read for precisely this reason.
Whether we agree or disagree, it sounds like you’ve been reading the site a long time. Thanks for that — I appreciate it.
We’ve seen these controversies about ESPN personalities who’ve sent out tweets that were actually paid advertisements. Has anyone ever offered to pay you for a tweet?
Yes. Earlier this year a certain “branded content site” — basically a lifestyle website that’s really just a vehicle for a certain soft drink — offered me $600 to tweet a link to an article they were producing about a certain sporting event. I declined. I’m pretty sure that’s the only time I’ve been offered anything like that.
Other companies frequently offer to send me free stuff and ask that I tweet about it or write about it. I never agree to any quid pro quo. Sometimes they send the stuff anyway. Sometimes I write about it, if I like it; more often I don’t. A lot of it ends up in the year-end raffle.
I’m a graphic designer, illustrator, and sports nerd who would love to work for a company that designs logos, uniforms, etc. for sports teams. I live in NYC, so you’d think there would be plenty of such opportunities, but so far I haven’t figured out how to find them. Can you help?
Unfortunately, I’m not up to speed on job leads in the design world. If you already work in that field, I’m sure you’re much more plugged in than I am regarding where to find the best opportunities. Sorry.
Now that we’ve reached our “Manifest Destiny” moment with the NBA’s decision to advertise on jerseys, what is your take on when/if the other three major U.S. sports will follow suit and why?
I’m hopeful that it won’t happen. For now, at least, the commissioners of the other leagues have been pretty straightforward about not wanting to go down that road. And just to be clear, they haven’t issued wishy-washy statements that give them plenty of wiggle room (“Well, we have no interest at the present time, but it’s something we might want to investigate in the future”). They’ve flat-out said, “We have no interest in that, period.” I was on a conference call when NHL commish Gary Bettman said that, and his words and tone were very clear.
Now, could he and the other commissioners change their minds, or just be lying? Sure. But these are guys whose statements are usually full of corporate-speak and open-ended possibilities (“That’s something we might be interested in, if the conditions are optimal and if our business partners feel it’s a good move…”), and they haven’t used that type of language here. So while I’m definitely worried about how things could develop, I’m also hopeful that this particular contagion can be contained and limited to NBA.
You’ve occasionally mentioned that you’d like to move the site to a paid-subscription model, so you wouldn’t have to deal with advertisers. If you did that, how much would the subscription cost?
I see lots of advantages to the paid model. For starters, the site would look a lot cleaner without all the ads. Plus I wouldn’t have to spend so much time chasing down payments from advertisers. Plus-plus I’d just prefer not to be adding more advertising to the world.
If we moved to a subscription system, the price would probably be something on the order of $10/month, or $100/year. I realize that might be a hardship for some of you, which is the primary reason I haven’t chosen to go that route. But it’s something I continue to think about.
It’s pretty obvious that most people come to this site to read about uniforms. So why do you make us read about grommets, key rings, what you did last night, and other stuff we don’t care about?
First of all, nobody’s “making” you read about anything. If there’s something on the site you don’t care for, it’s easy enough to scroll past it.
Secondly, I know for a fact that many readers do care about the various non-uni stuff I post. How do I know that? Because they tell me. Do these people comprise a majority of the site’s readership? Probably not. But again, it’s easy enough for everyone else to scroll past the bits that don’t interest them.
More importantly, please consider the simple reality that the reasons why you come to the site may not always align with the reasons why I produce the site. Those reasons mostly align (you want nothing but uni-related content, I give you lots of uni-related content), but not completely.
This site is about uniforms, but it’s also my home base. It’s where I say what’s on my mind, let the world know what I’m up to, and so on. Maybe none of that stuff interests you (just like the soccer section of the Ticker doesn’t interest some people, etc.), but I ask that you please indulge me anyway. And again, is it really so hard to just scroll past the parts you don’t care for?
That’s it for this round. You can see previous editions of Question Time here. We’ll have new installments soon-ish.
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Worth a second look: Yesterday’s Ticker mentioned that the a fan in Colorado had been wearing a Rockies/Avs Frankenjersey (shown above). Now reader Jared Bower has pointed out something I missed. Take it away, Jared:
This is probably the greatest jersey mashup I’ve ever seen. It’s a combo of Patrick Roy and Larry Walker, who both wore No. 33, and the combined NOB — “Royker” — would be pronounced “Wah-ker.” Just incredible.
Good call! I don’t usually get excited about fan apparel, but this one is really clever. Congrats to the fan, big thanks to Jared, and thanks also to reader Jim Rodenbush, who sent (and, I believe, took) the photo in the first place.
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Goalie shirt — LAST CALL: Today is the last day to order our hockey goalie T-shirt. Here’s the base design, and the three color options:
This shirt is not part of the Uni Watch T-Shirt Club, does not have Club’s jock tag graphic, and neither counts toward nor is required for 2016 “Collect ’Em All” eligibility. It’s just a bonus design that we’re offering for those who want it. You can get it here until 11pm Eastern tonight.
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PermaRec update: The completely awesome logo shown above was for a company called Baer Brothers. It appears on a piece of stationery that was mailed out in 1947. Get the full scoop over on Permanent Record.
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Baseball News: Fifty years ago, Green Bay Press-Gazette wrote a column about how baseball could be improved. Key quote, from the very end of the column: “Replace the drab gray or white uniforms with brightly colored uniforms like every other sports has” (from Jeff Ash). … A section of seats at the Mets’ ballpark is getting a new corporate-advertised name that’s even more embarrassing than the old corporate-advertised name. … Love this old ad for a kids’ “baseball suit,” approved by Willie Mays (from BSmile). … Birch Run High School in Michigan wore 1966 throwbacks to mark the 50th anniversary of its state championship team. … Whoa, check out this vintage 1970s boy’s grooming kit, with Steve Carlton on the box! (Nice find by Chris Weber.) … Cleveland 3B Jose Ramirez’s batting helmet may have set a hang-time record the other night. … Yesterday’s post about lopsided jersey lettering prompted uni historian Craig Brown to note that this problem goes back at least to the 1880s. … Taiyo Whale throwbacks for the Yokohama DeNA Baystars. … The Salem Red Sox will wear memorial uniforms for two local reporters who recently died while covering a story. Further details here, including this passage: “Instead of the typical red, white and blue color scheme, the white jerseys will feature maroon lettering with a teal outline, representing the favorite colors of Adam and Alison [the two reporters]. Additionally, every member of the Red Sox will have either Adam or Alison’s name on the nameplate above the number on the back of the jersey. The first 1,000 fans through the gates will receive maroon and teal remembrance ribbon pins. In addition, all fans are encouraged to wear either maroon or teal to help honor Adam and Alison” (from Phil). … Tigers slugger Miguel Cabrera now has his own line of (ugly) caps (from Jerry Nitzh). … New cleats for Pirates INF Josh Harrison. … Remember former MLBer Al Alburquerque (who once had a terribly kerned NOB)? He’s now with the Triple-A Salt Lake Bees, and last night he ended up pitching against the Albuquerque Isotopes — Albuquerque vs. Albuquerque! (From Jeff Frank.) … The bad news is that the Sacramento River Cats think Memorial Day weekend is about “saluting the armed forces,” which, as we’ve discussed many times, is bad civics. The good news is that their jersey for the occasion isn’t camouflage. … Odd scene last night in Anaheim, as the Cardinals’ players wore navy batting helmets but the base coaches’ helmets were red (screen shot by Nathan Harvill). … Whoa, check out this uni number treatment. That’s the Aquinas Institute Irish, a high school team from Rochester, N.Y. Additional photos here (from Brady James).
Pro Football News: Browns rookies have been given their uni number assignments (from Robert Hayes). … “The Saskatchewan Roughriders’ new uniforms will be unveiled on Thursday,” says Wade Heidt. “However, it looks like they may have provided a sneak peek at the new helmet with the recently updated logo. Silver had been dropped, so the shield background has been switched to green, and the logo is larger on the helmet than it had been.” … The Broncos have a community-engagement slogan: “Be a champion in the community.” Players making local appearances wear jerseys with that slogan as the NOB (from Cameron Macaulay). … “I recently bought this 2004 Buccaneers Thanksgiving coin-flip coin,” writes David Firestone. “I’m confused as to why it even exists. The Bucs didn’t play on Thanksgiving in 2004, or at any point in their history until 2006. Furthermore, Thanksgiving was Week 12 of the 2004 season, and the Bucs played an away game that week, at Carolina, so the refs for that game would have used a Panthers coin.”
College Football News: Tennessee’s mono-grey uniforms will return for 2016. … New uniforms for Appalachian State (from Chris Daniels).
Hockey News: Here’s an article on a guy with a huge collection of Wayne Gretzky memorabilia. … Penguins G Matt Murray’s mask is based on Denis Herron’s old design. … What’s even more annoying than corporate-advertised towels? A collection receptacle specifically for corporate-advertised towels. … Reader Jeff Mendenhall is looking for color photos of the Salem Polar Twins, a minor league team that played in the Southern Hockey League from 1973-77. If anyone can help, contact Jeff directly.
NBA News: I have it on good authority that the Jazz will be revealing some new logos tomorrow. But if you don’t want to wait that long, keep an eye on my Twitter feed today and you might be rewarded. look here. … Kyrie Irving has a new signature shoe. … New uniforms for the Suns’ D-League affiliate (thanks, Phil).
Soccer News: New fauxback for Minneapolis City SC (from Ben Whitehead). … Here’s a pretty sharp-looking Virginia Tech concept uni (from Andrew Cosentino). … West Ham United played their last home game at the Boleyn Ground last night and had a commemorative kit for the occasion (from The Boot Room). … New home kit for Liverpool. … New uniforms for AFC Cleveland (from Ed Żelaski). … Here are one observer’s picks for the five worst kits of all time (from Phil). … New away jersey for Juventus. … New home kit for West Brom.
Grab Bag: Sensational look at the evolution of gas station architecture (big thanks to Al Stone). … A kid’s collection of 200 vintage Mac computers will be the basis for a new museum. … Female Russian troops raised eyebrows by marching in miniskirts at a military parade. … Good article on good graphic design for voting ballots (from @GKG_77). … New uniforms in the works for Malaysia Airlines. … A South African education official has called for all school uniforms to carry a South African flag patch. … The Citadel has rejected a Muslim cadet’s request to wear a hijab with her standard uniform. … New uniforms for Indian Railways. … A woman running for Congress in North Carolina is taking some liberties with Google’s logo. … Unexpected visual effect: Camouflage looks just like a gyro cone. … The longtime rock critic Robert Christgau writes a weekly column called “Expert Witness” for Noisey (that’s Vice Media’s music site), which features something pretty unbelievable: Each weekly installment of the column features Christgau’s name five times and the column name four times before they even get to the first word of that week’s column. I’m not sure whether this reflects an extreme case of a journalistic narcissism, unbelievably favorable contractual terms, or just really bad web design. … Faaaascinating article about the intersection between Scientology and motor sports. Recommended (from Alex Sinclair). … Here’s Dale Earnhardt Jr.’s paint scheme for the 2016 All-Star Race (from David Firestone). … New indigenous-themed Aussie football guernsey for the Western Bulldogs (from @Doyoubaseball).