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Before becoming the famous mayor of New York, Giuliani was a US Attorney that held a legendary grudge against the mafia. Fueled by his desire to see all corruption in his city put to an end, the wop attorney formed a coalition of justice, consisting of [[Sylvester Stallone|Rambo]], [[Mr. T]], [[Hulk Hogan]], [[Arnold Schwarzenegger]] and other various action movie stars that were only popular in the eighties. Together, these titans were the only heroes brave enough to take down the five families.
Before becoming the famous mayor of New York, Giuliani was a US Attorney that held a legendary grudge against the mafia. Fueled by his desire to see all corruption in his city put to an end, the wop attorney formed a coalition of justice, consisting of [[Sylvester Stallone|Rambo]], [[Mr. T]], [[Hulk Hogan]], [[Arnold Schwarzenegger]] and other various action movie stars that were only popular in the eighties. Together, these titans were the only heroes brave enough to take down the five families.
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The US Attorney didn’t have much luck for a long time. Much like the FBI before him, the young Italian crime-fighter found out infiltrating the mob was more difficult than masturbating to that gross Sissy Spacek chick that everyone at the time thought looked like Barbara Eden’s aborted little sister. For hours and hours, it seemed like weeks had turned into months, and months turned into years. And still, Giuliani could not figure out why America had become so fascinated with Spacek after the film ''Carrie''. Eventually, he came to the conclusion that it was simply the 70s and people were more polite and kind than they were in the 60s (Despite the hippie movement, people were down right mean spirited when it came to walrus singer Cass Elliot). Nearly two years after declaring cessation against the Cosa Nostra, the US Attorney got his first break when a successful sting operation resulted in the arrest of capo Virgil "The Turkey" Sollozzo and his boss [[Emeril Lagasse]]. Three weeks later, Don Luca Brasi and his consigliere Joe "Piscopo" Pesci were cuffed at an abandoned warehouse. For a long time, it seemed as if Johnny "Tight Lips" Ola had gotten away until his body was found in Al Capone's vault. You can’t win ‘em all.
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The US Attorney didn’t have much luck for a long time. Much like the FBI before him, the young Italian crime-fighter found out infiltrating the mob was more difficult than masturbating to that gross Sissy Spacek chick that everyone at the time thought looked like Barbara Eden’s aborted little sister. For hours and hours, it seemed like weeks had turned into months, and months turned into years. And still, Giuliani could not figure out why America had become so fascinated with Spacek after the film ''Carrie''. Eventually, he came to the conclusion that it was simply the 70s and people were more polite and kind than they were in the 60s (Despite the hippie movement, people were down right mean spirited when it came to walrus singer Cass Elliot). Nearly two years after declaring cessation against the Cosa Nostra, the US Attorney got his first break when a successful sting operation resulted in the arrest of capo Virgil "The Turkey" Sollozzo and his boss [[Emeril Lagasse]]. Three weeks later, Don Luca Brasi and his consigliere Joe "Piscopo" Pesci were cuffed at an abandoned warehouse. For a long time, it seemed as if Johnny "Tight Lips" Ola had gotten away until his body was found in
[[
Al Capone
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's vault. You can’t win ‘em all.
[[Image:Sexy rudy.JPG|150px|thumb|Rudy doing his impression of [[Anna Nicole Smith]]...two days after her death and five years after 9/11. What an asshole!]]
[[Image:Sexy rudy.JPG|150px|thumb|Rudy doing his impression of [[Anna Nicole Smith]]...two days after her death and five years after 9/11. What an asshole!]]