fixing broked popups
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|[[Image:ShitMachine.png|thumb|right|240px|What we have here is a [[I maed a yuky doody|soft serve shit machine]]. Some servings may contain peanuts.]]
|[[Image:ShitMachine.png|thumb|right|240px|What we have here is a [[I maed a yuky doody|soft serve shit machine]]. Some servings may contain peanuts.]]
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'''[[Subtlety]]''' is understated. Need I say more? Okay, fine.
'''[[Subtlety]]''' is understated. Need I say more? Okay, fine.
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The difference between stupid and intelligent people, as [[wikipedia:Neal Stephenson|Neal Stephenson]] said, is that intelligent people can handle [[subtlety]]. Stupid people can barely handle a door, and those things have handles. Always pushing instead of pulling, pawing at the wrong side, then finally giving in and waiting for someone else to come along and open it for them. Can't they read
<span class="sigexpand"><span class
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"sighidden" style="position: absolute; z-index: 5"><div style="position: relative; height: 50px; right: 45px; bottom: 50px;">[[File:
FuckingClosed01.jpg|
160px]]</div></span><font color
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"blue">
the sign
</font></span>
? It's a nightmare! To be fair, stupid people are excellent at manhandling language. Panhandling, even. Handling subtlety, not so much.
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The difference between stupid and intelligent people, as [[wikipedia:Neal Stephenson|Neal Stephenson]] said, is that intelligent people can handle [[subtlety]]. Stupid people can barely handle a door, and those things have handles. Always pushing instead of pulling, pawing at the wrong side, then finally giving in and waiting for someone else to come along and open it for them. Can't they read
{{PopupImage|image
=FuckingClosed01.jpg|
width
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160|height=102|
the sign
}}
? It's a nightmare! To be fair, stupid people are excellent at manhandling language. Panhandling, even. Handling subtlety, not so much.
But many of life's finest experiences are steeped in nuanced perfection. The smell of your neighbor's panties hanging outside to dry on a summer afternoon, following a morning rain. A faint layer of sound on the outskirts of aural perception, newly discovered in a favorite song after your eighteenth [[Marijuana|bong rip]]. Or the slight trace of an Adam's Apple and tiny, non-functional penis taped back between a hooker's legs, noticed at the very moment of climax. Okay, you saw it before then, but you really wanted that orgasm. Ah... life's subtle moments.
But many of life's finest experiences are steeped in nuanced perfection. The smell of your neighbor's panties hanging outside to dry on a summer afternoon, following a morning rain. A faint layer of sound on the outskirts of aural perception, newly discovered in a favorite song after your eighteenth [[Marijuana|bong rip]]. Or the slight trace of an Adam's Apple and tiny, non-functional penis taped back between a hooker's legs, noticed at the very moment of climax. Okay, you saw it before then, but you really wanted that orgasm. Ah... life's subtle moments.