A day when we stop counting calories? Sign. Us. Up.
Hey, left-wing union organizers and groupies, conservative comedian Stephen Kruiser has a little something to say about agitating to keep workers in entry-level jobs. Here’s his salty, flame-broiled hijacking of the #FastFoodStrikes hashtag.
Thank you, #FastFoodStrikes, for showing us where the next wave of automation in business needs to take place. #RobotThatShitUp—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
@seasidepost Feel free to work hard, get a fast food franchise & pay people more if this bothers you so much.—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
But Kruiser isn’t just mocking; he’s also a giver. He offered some advice to would-be strikers and union thugs. #KruiserFeelings:
Should you really strike from a job where a replacement can be found in about 45 seconds? #FastFoodStrikes—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
If all the #FastFoodStrikes ppl aren't at work today what the fuck are all those fat-ass SEIU clowns gonna eat? #KruiserFeelings—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
Dear Person Who Salts My Fries: Someone else can be hired, trained & in your place before you can say S-E-I-U. #KruiserFeelings—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
Know what's smaller than a fast food worker's check? A fired fast food worker's unemployment check. #FastFoodStrikes—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
Why the #FastFoodStrikes hashtag?
#FastFoodStrikes IS shorter than #WeAreTheUngratefulFucksWhoWantToBeFired.—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
Dude, don’t make them start counting characters. Math is hard.
Wait, u know how to wrap a burger AND the difference btwn a small, med. & large cup? HOW ARE U NOT A FUCKING MILLIONAIRE? #FastFoodStrikes—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
Thx for the heads-up! Fire them! RT @seiuhcpa Uniontown PA workers are out on strike today! #fastfoodstrikes—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
Dunno, self employed. RT @Stoutcat @stephenkruiser If you've been fired, do you actually get unemployment? #FastFoodStrikes—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
I was pondering what would make my fast food experience more enjoyable in the self-serve checkout at the grocery store. #FastFoodStrikes—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
Google has cars that drive themselves. Believe me, your fry salting skills can be automated. #FastFoodStrikes—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
Who’s striking anyway?
@AtlantaJwJ Thanks for tweeting such clear pics of the strikers who should be fired! #FastFoodStrikes—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
@NCRaiseUp Appreciate the clear pics of the ingrates who should be fired! #FastFoodStrikes—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
Mindless chanting Occucommies alert! RT @NBisno Mic check at McDonald's downtown Pittsburgh #fastfoodstrikes http://t.co/9Veeji9zQL—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
At least the hashtag serves a purpose:
Follow #FastFoodStrikes for updates throughout the day of where quick hire, no skill required jobs will be opening up.—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
And out of the woodwork they slither:
@stephenkruiser clearly you've never used one if those lines if you think they're enjoyable. Gonna make your own fries and shake? Doubt it—
Adanjesus Aj Marin (@Xicano1976) December 05, 2013
@Xicano1976 Wow, you're a special kind of stupid, aren't you? No wonder you're attracted to SEIU.—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
#lulz SEIU-er who thinks automating fast food industry means we make our own burgers. – - – >@Xicano1976 #FastFoodStrikes—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
Didn't make an argument, I was merely being dismissive. RT @Xicano1976 @stephenkruiser wow that's an impressive argument. #wanker—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
Dear #FastFoodStrikes Chumps: SEIU desperately wants u to commit to a life of underachievement. They need it to fill their ranks.—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
So? RT @onepittsburgh McD's CEO: more than $6000 an hour. McD's cashier $7.71 an hour #fastfoodstrikes #raiseuppgh instagram.com/p/hie5NrSqjk/—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
SEIU & #FastFoodStrikes hate successful African-Americans: twitter.com/onepittsburgh/…—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
I could stay up & continue to dominate the #FastFoodStrikes idiots but I'm self employed so I actually have to fucking work in a few hours.—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
BONUS: Many #FastFoodStrikes tweets have pictures of the ingrates who should be fired for being duped by SEIU. #KruiserFeelings—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
Hey, @SEIU, thanks for letting hard working entrepreneurs know who to fire & replace w/ automation! #FastFoodStrikes—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
Currently #lulzing at how the #WIunion crowd is leg humping #FastFoodStrikes to regain a hint of relevance.—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
Explain that. RT @AFLCIO PlS RT: Raising low wages benefits everyone. It’s time for some trickle UP economics. #FastFoodStrikes—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
Because unions have done so much for MI RT @darcimc We are fighting for a livable wage in Flint!#FastFoodStrikes #D15 http://t.co/UqeC8G2JLw—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
#OccupyUnemploymentSuckers RT @OccupyStF #McStrike Today #FastFoodStrikes http://t.co/gw2Rmn2tu7—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
Now that everyone is awake, we've reached the "rhyming=logic" phase integral to any bullshit commie protest. #FastFoodStrikes—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
Then fucking work harder! RT @Y_STL "We can't survive on 7.35" @STL735 #fastfoodstrikes #showme15 http://t.co/uQj1oNJytj—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
Thx for the pic of who should be fired! RT @standup_kc #KansasCity is on strike in the national #FastFoodStrikes instagram.com/p/hin4Hlr9BY/—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
Here’s the true evil of union pushers nutshelled in a single tweet:
Hey, #FastFoodStrikes ppl: SEIU WANTS you to be comfortable as a cashier. Think about that. #KruiserFeelings—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
Bingo. All while union organizers enrich their coffers at the expense of workers. But just try getting that to sink in when you’re dealing with the perpetually thick-headed.
@stephenkruiser How does "work harder" solve anything for people who make $7.35 an hour?—
Miranda Miller (@MirandaM_EComm) December 05, 2013
@MirandaM_EComm I'm gonna go with "most fast food places promote from within." #NEXT—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
@stephenkruiser Ah, well, clearly you are an expert in both business and poverty issues. Have at it then.—
Miranda Miller (@MirandaM_EComm) December 05, 2013
@MirandaM_EComm So you're denying that they promote from within. Which means you're a liar. Glad we cleared that up.—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
@stephenkruiser I think you said something funny once upon a time and I followed you for that reason. Let's fix that.—
Miranda Miller (@MirandaM_EComm) December 05, 2013
@MirandaM_EComm I think I never paid any attention to you at all. Thanks for doing my light work. I suppose you'll want $15/hr for that.—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
@SEIU & @AFLCIO seek nothing but to pad their leaders' bank accts. They're not watching out for you, #FastFoodStrikes. #KruiserFeelings—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
And? RT @AaronRauth @stephenkruiser @crousselle the point is fast food company's don't pay a living wage—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
Jobs opening in Tampa! RT @seiuhcpa RT @Beau1u: Workers' voices being heard in #Tampa! #FastFoodStrikes #1u #p2 http://t.co/6sxiPEiIQ1—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
Hey, @WSAgmm, thanks for telling us where we can go to see who needs to be fired! twitter.com/WSAgmm/status/… #FastFoodStrikes—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
You grammar! RT @jasiri_x We Coming! #FastFoodStrikes #FightFor15: youtu.be/t11fUJ32tW0—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
RT if you're going to cross a #FastFoodStrikes picket line today & wave your fries under the nose of an SEIU fatass. @benwikler—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
It’s late. Time to wrap things up.
It's after 6 in the morning here. I've hammered the #FastFoodStrikes commies all I can for now. Also…work. #KruiserFeelings—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
Heh. Always room for a little more:
Just when you think #FastFoodStrikes couldn't be more pathetic, @SandraFluke rolls out of bed. twitter.com/SandraFluke/st…—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
Fluke powers, activate! Shape of … a rally of ones.
It's 6am & #fastfood workers are up early to fight for justice! #fightfor15 #FastFoodStrikes—
Sandra Fluke (@SandraFluke) December 05, 2013
The whiners are out now. My work here is done. 
#FastFoodStrikes #KruiserFeelings—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
Gonna let the Lefty fauxmen who are panty-wadded about me dominating #FastFoodStrikes wail while I take a nap. #KruiserFeelings—
SFK (@stephenkruiser) December 05, 2013
