Oh, honey. Did you copy that straight out of your tear-stained diary? You know, the one with the unicorn on the cover. After taking to Twitter to discuss Obama’s tie (the most important part of the Iran deal announcement, evidently), Yglesias then uttered that absurdity about Secretary of State Kerry.
@mattyglesias what achievements?—
Mark (@awesomestmark) November 24, 2013
Precisely.
John “where’s my yacht at” Kerry. Enormous achievements as Secretary of State.
Did he mean such amazing achievements as these?
‘Delusional!’ Martha MacCallum snark-reports Kerry claiming Syria credit
Priorities: John Kerry has doubts Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone; Update: Surprised Kerry didn’t ‘blame Tea Party’
John Kerry hosts dinner for Pakistan Prime Minister; Menu emblematic of fresh debt ceiling increase [pic]
‘Namaste, ladies’: John Kerry shows off his purple shirty business [pics]
Sharyl Attkisson: John Kerry refuses to allow Congress to question Benghazi survivors
Smack! Remember Benghazi? Fred Thompson has key question for John Kerry
‘Painful’: Chris Wallace pounds John Kerry; Brit Hume, Lucianne Goldberg zing
Snap-tastic: Brit Hume retweet sums up John Kerry’s peace plan with one zinger
‘Tweet of the day!’ Iowahawk discovers real reason Kerry was yachting during Egypt chaos
Brit Hume: Kerry’s fail boat story not State’s first run-in with the truth
‘Ketchup in the Rye’: Kerry’s failboat folly leads to hilarious #JohnKerryYachtNames hashtag
Hey, any guesses where John Kerry is ‘briefly’ today? [photo]
Shiver their timbers! State Dept. backtracks, admits Kerry ‘was briefly on his boat’
Cavalcade of conflicting info: Where in the world was John Kerry as Egypt lurched into chaos?
With little going on in the world, CBS News producer says Secretary of State John Kerry enjoys quiet time on his yacht; Update: Dept. of State denies
‘Wrapped up like a douche’: John Kerry mixes up ‘Sweet Adeline’ and ‘Sweet Caroline,’ sparks #JohnKerryLyrics
Fabuleux! Ace of Spades shreds John Kerry’s lame French boasting and media swooning; Update: Paging Rick Klein
#JohnKerryNewCountries: John Kerry’s ‘Kyrzakhstan’ inspires gaffe-tastic mockery
What about your gaffes? Secretary of Dunce John Kerry can see ‘Kyrzakhstan’ from his house
#JKTweets: Predicting John Kerry’s State Dept. ‘JK’ tweets sparks hilarity
Mock-tastic: Kerry arrives at State Dept. as Secretary of State; Will tweet using ‘JK’
John Kerry tries, fails to ‘shut the door’ on boots on the ground in Syria
John Kerry’s ‘air quotes’ emphasize strike on Syria is not war ‘in the classic sense’
Did you see John Kerry’s response when asked for list of 34 countries that support Syria war?
Watch John Kerry denounce ‘moralism’ in foreign policy in 1971
Hard sell: John Kerry reportedly ‘reaching out’ to liberal bloggers on Syria strike
‘Unbelievably incompetent’: John Kerry says attack on Syria will be ‘unbelievably small’
Mock-tastic! Mary Katharine Ham, Rep. Stockman zing John ‘unbelievably small’ Kerry
John McCain slams John Kerry over ‘unbelievably small’ remarks
Drudge editor Joseph Curl finds the silver lining in John Kerry’s ‘one week’ deadline to Assad
Hope and #UnbelievablySmall Change! Hey, John Kerry, look at what else is ‘small’ [pics]
If Yglesias includes achieving gaffes and epic mockery, then boy is Kerry a huge success!
@mattyglesias #slatepitches—
WWE Star Rob Ford (@ACoupleThoughts) November 24, 2013
Really, what can even be said? It’s impossible to say anything while gasping for breath in a fit of giggles.
See?
LMFAO! RT @mattyglesias: Given his enormous achievements as Secretary of State, John Kerry has to be considered a leading contender for ‘16—
Brandon Bohning (@BrandonBohning) November 24, 2013
LOLOL. MT @mattyglesias Given his enormous achievements as Secretary of State, John Kerry has to be considered a leading contender for 2016.—
Chris Lawrence (@lordsutch) November 24, 2013
Stop! MT “@mattyglesias: Given enormous achievements as Sec of State, Kerry has to be considered leading contender for the 2016 nomination.”—
KenyanNOTKenyattan! (@WaaJahK) November 24, 2013
And an exit suggestion:
Pls more windsurfing pix @mattyglesias: Given his enormous achievements as SecState, John Kerry has to be a leading contender for 2016.—
Michael Bahn (@mjbahn) November 24, 2013
Snicker.
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Benjamin Netanyahu tweet-blasts ‘historic mistake’ Iran deal; Asks key question
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Iran agrees to ‘dial back’ nuclear program
President Obama late (again) for announcement of Iran deal
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