Hello fellow vegetarians,
EA just released an update adding some old and some new items to the Terwilligers Event. Today we’re going to walk you through the questlines for the new items, right after the jump!
To start off, the shiny new decoration, similar to the Radstation Air Fortress from the Superheroes Event, the Rad-ish Station!
The Other Other White Meat Pt. 1
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You know, I feel sorry for Bob’s vegetable clones. They never asked to be created and now they’re being exploited to the point of extinction.
I never asked to have to eat everything I see, but there you have it.
FrinkCo, in association with the Monsarno Corporation, has developed a habitat where the clones will be safe.
I supplied the idea, Monsarno supplied the funding.
And we’ll be keeping the profits.
Talk about exploitation!
Task: Build The Rad-ish Station
Task: Wait for Lisa to finish Raise Mutant Awareness
Time: 6h
Location: Homes
Pretty radical-ish, isn’t it?
Once again, science has produced a convoluted and dangerous solution to a complicated and perilous problem it created.
Gotta love science.
The Other Other White Meat Pt. 2
Lisa starts
The Rad-ish Station is operational! Now, you merely need to herd the mutant vegetables on board.
They seem kind of reluctant.
We’ll have to tempt them with these bowls of sour cream dip, which no raw vegetable can resist.
Promise me one thing: this isn’t some sneaky plan to sell them all to Krusty Burger.
Perish the thought.
Or should I say “Rad-ish the thought”?! Nnn-ha! Nnn-ha! No, I shouldn’t.
Task: Make Springfielders Herd Mutant Vegetables [x15]
Time: 2h
Location: Rad-ish Station
Where’s Homer?
On the Rad-ish Station, drinking bowls of sour cream dip.
The Other Other White Meat Pt. 3
Homer starts
The mutant vegetable clones are loving the Rad-ish Station, just as the simulation predicted.
What simulation is that?
A freemium game I play on my phone where a bunch of mutant clones were introduced in an update, and then there was a rad-ish station.
That is so confusing. And you’re positive you’re not giving the mutant vegetables to Krusty Burger?
Absolutely not.
Because he’s not giving them to me, he’s selling them to me!
I knew it! I knew there’d be a nasty twist.
Hey, you’re the one who’s always demanding a fresh vegetarian option at Krusty Burger.
Well those days are over.
Task: Make Lisa Protest Against a Fresh Vegetarian Option at Krusty Burger
Time: 1h
Location: Krusty Burger
It’s no good protesting, Lisa. People love eating these mutant clones.
They combine the health benefits of vegetables with the delicious flavor of things that think.
The Other Other White Meat Pt. 4
Lisa starts
Professor Frink, you have to do something. The Rad-ish Station is being used to trap sentient vegetables to feed smug health-conscious consumers.
Fear not. The Station is completely independent and self-powered.
By merely flipping this switch, we can make the Station activate its defensive measures, leaving the mutant vegetables sealed off forever from all danger.
However, the consequences for humanity may be extremely dire, and–
Flipping it!
Task: Make Lisa Flip the Switch
Time: 4h
Location: Rad-ish Station
I locked down the Rad-ish Station. Now what happens?
Well, the mutant vegetables will continue to evolve, safe from interference by the outside world.
Eventually they will achieve a sentience greater than ours, and then they will emerge from the Station.
They probably won’t be too pleased with humanity. But luckily you and I will be long dead by then.
And if not?
Then we’ll be short dead right now.
Our second item is the new character added to the Mutants collection: the Pet Mutant Seedling!
Weed ‘n’ Feed Pt. 1
Homer starts
Dad, can I keep this mutant seedling as a pet? Can I can I can I?!
What does it eat and where does it poop?
Well, it’s a plant. So it eats dirt and poops fresh air.
Fine, you can keep it. But you’re cleaning up the fresh air.
Task: Tap Pet Mutant Seedling
Huh. It doesn’t seem very friendly.
Give it time. Remember when I got my elephant Stampy? I don’t know how many times it trampled Dad before it got used to him.
And it didn’t hurt me one little…
blort.
Weed ‘n’ Feed Pt. 2
Lisa starts
I’ve tried feeding this mutant seedling everything! It’s even a pickier eater than I am.
Plants remove bad gases from the atmosphere, right? How about I fart at it.
I just have to come up with the perfect blend of organic materials. Finally, a use for my years of self-righteous organic gardening blog posts!
Task: Make Lisa Compost
Time: 2h
Location: Simpson Home
Dad, I’ve created the perfect compost for the little seedling to eat.
I don’t think he’s hungry any more.
I was trying to open a beer can with my teeth, because my other hand was also holding a beer can…
And I cut myself. The little guy started licking my blood up as happy as could be!
Dad, did you ever see the movie “Little Shop of Horrors?”
If it didn’t have a car driving out of a helicopter, I didn’t see it.
I’m just saying, maybe we should drop this mutant off at the Vegetable Shelter.
If you bought Barechested Willie (also available during Whacking Day and the 2014 Yard Sale) and Willie’s Tractor from early in the event, a new questline unlocks!
Oiled Up Pt. 1
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Good news, Willie. The schoolboard finally bought you a new tractor.
The bad news is, it was built for the Korean War.
It still has the “We Like Ike” stickers on it.
There’ll have to be some greasing and oiling then.
And Willie doesn’t grease and oil in his only shirt.
Task: Place Willie’s Tractor
Task: Make Willie Oil Himself Up
Time: 2h
Location: Willie’s s Tractor
Willie, you were supposed to use the oil on the tractor, not on your own glistening abs.
The oil keeps away the biting flies that live in the manure.
Oiled Up Pt. 2
Skinner starts
Willie can’t start loosening old bolts on this tractor until he’s loosened his own muscles.
*Wolf Whistle*
Work those Scottish pecs.
Keep your Magic Mike, we’ve got Wizardly Willie.
Ach, leave me alone ye leering harpies!
Task: Make Willie Flex
Task: Make Mrs. Krabappel Ogle
Task: Make Miss Hoover Throw Cash (if the user has Miss Hoover)
Task: Make Lunchlady Dora Feel Faint (if the user has Lunchlady Dora)
Time: 4h
Location: Willie’s Tractor
Oiled Up Pt. 3
Willie starts
Come on Willie, stop holding out on us. Ask one of us ladies on a date.
Never! A Scottish man is married to his tractor.
I’m available at a low price, ladies.
Eh, so’s a ride on the Krustyland Vomit Coaster.
I’m hearing a “Maybe”.
Task: Make Willie Repair Tractor
Time: 4h
Location: Willie’s Tractor
And last, if you bought the Giant Grasshopper (also available during the Season 24 Yard Sale) a new short questline unlocks!
How Green is My Playground
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Cecil, we appreciate Monsarno donating grass seeds to reseed our playground.
But they grew a field of grass so tall we’ve lost the entire fourth grade soccer team inside it.
All we can hear are their faint cries and the sound of players faking fouls to get free kicks.
Not to worry. Monsarno has genetically engineered a solution to your genetically engineered problems.
Task: Place Giant Grasshopper
This is all for now, join us tomorrow for the changes in this update! Happy tapping!