Got a white elephant gift exchange on your calendar? Lucky you! It's one of the more hilarious events of the holiday season because you can let loose without grandma judging your present picks. If you're gathering with your closest girlfriends, take it as an opportunity to bring out the laughs with x-rated gifts that'll make 'em feel like they just stepped into a bachelorette party. From the cheesy to the creepy and everything in between, we've picked out finds that promise a good time and, most importantly, guarantee that you'll crush the competition.
Crafty, meet kinky. This Sex Position Coloring Book ($16) promises loads o' fun.
For the woman who gets what she wants, this ring for sex bell ($7) is just what she needs.
These boob beer pong balls ($3) are a great choice for your ol' college roommie with the quirky sense of humor.
A penis squirt gun ($9) isn't just for bachelorette parties, that's for sure.
Four words: Christian Grey merman ornament ($30).
Why yes, every girl needs some bacon lube ($14) on her bedside table.
Make sure she wraps it up with a ho ho ho condom ($4). Not creepy at all.
You guys, there's such a thing as a glass candy cane sex toy ($28).
She'll probably appreciate this weener kleener soap ($7) more than he will.
Doesn't everyone want a saucy notebook ($14) illustrated with people touching each other?