2013-12-22

Blog update overdue!!! - Morristown, NJ

Morristown, NJ

Last few weeks of camp went by so fast!

Came up with some new sayings with Luke. In addition to the classic, "**** and brick and **** me with it":

Wash my dog and do me in the ****
**** on my chest and call me Fred
Pat my cat and lick my ball sack
Make me a s'more and shave my genitals!

Trying to remember what else happened...used a pottery wheel for the first time, got married to Stephen and Pickle Foot at carnival, Josephine Kilda made an appearance at the pool to give Ingrid her goodbye gift. Josephine also participated in the pie eating contest on the last day! Everyone thought she had won (and she did!) but the win went to TJ. Rigged!

Went to Ingrid's and went out on the boat to a bar across the lake. We all somehow managed to break a thong! Had a fun night dancing. Back at the house we had grilled cheese, Andy stepped in spilled pickle juice and I went **** up in the pickle juice. Welcome Pickle Foot and Pickle Butt! Next day we weighed ourselves. Put on four kg!!! Have bought some new pants too cuz the ones I brought over are very tight! Thanks America.

Said goodbye to the twins! Little Sophia saying "don't forget you are the best Devin". So cute, yet so annoying to teach haha.

Went to Atlantic City for the weekend after camp had finished! Mini Vegas :) Free rooms and breakfast! Loved it!! Did a little bit of gambling, mostly for the fact that anyone on the pokies or tables got free drinks! Went to a club the first night that had a pool. Wish I could remember it :) Instead I had a little adventure with some random black guys. Second night we hung out at the casino doing some gambling and random dancing with the pink sock :)

Now staying at Hannah's for three nights and venturing into New York. Went to the Twin Tower memorial, saw Statue of Liberrty, walked around Chelsea for a bit, saw many a crazy on the Subway: lady with a photo of her grandmother asking for money, guys playing the bongos, guy preaching to god...all black of course :)

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