2014-11-29

So, obviously, now that the sun isn’t illustrious and thus no one can endurance stand in it, Shondaland needs to gain a new phrase happen. Unfortunately, they chose “in a small degree bitch baby,” an epithet Connor squabble at Michaela in episode two of How To Get Away With Murder, and which Olivia Pope picks up here and she and Cyrus employment it in one scene approximately eight century times (give or take), always at acme volume. I want to scream. Do the writers of those shows operate in the same building, as through Vampire Diaries and The Originals? Because this feels like the greatest in quantity obnoxious inside joke. Why are you canaille so proud of “little slut baby”? Are you twelve?

We set going with the fallout from Rowangate:



Special Forces has located the torment hole. Or, in clickbait terms, “When One Man Decided To Shut His Hole, You Won’t Believe How He Meant It.”



You’ll exist pleased to know that Mama Pope looks exactly the identical as the last time we apothegm her, despite spending so many moons live underground in a box. I would subsist SCREAMING for my prison-issue bologna sandwich, however then again, Rowan Pope probably poured $30-a-glass wine into disrepute a tube into her mouth, for to him that’s the common stuff. So she probably ate unhandsome-level caviar down there. And now she’s happy because she’s honest sure Olivia will tell Fitz and Jake that they be possible to’t keep her because she hasn’t been charged with anything.



Olivia’s response is basically, “Okay, soon afterward charge her, lock her up, and hereafter KILL THE HELL OUT OF MY FATHER.” Mama Pope seems surprised by this. I can’t reason why. Perhaps there were some badly-effects of Torture Hole, like threadbare-sense erosion.

It LOOKS like Huck peering tragically end his wife’s window, mete it’s actually a promotional bill for Hallmark Channel’s renovated seasonal treasure, Homicide For The Holidays. It co-stars Marley Shelton, Jonathan Lipnicki in his primary adult role, and Betty White since the North Pole Chief of Police.

Huck’s ex answers the door and the two of them vouchsafe the Bug-Eyed Tango: She wants him to spree away, he wants Javi, she says Javi isn’t there, and Huck says he traced Javi’s confined apartment phone to his room. Miraculously, this does matter of no consequence to make Ex-Wife believe Huck is effective the truth about being a view. I feel like someone accurately copy another person’s cell phone — and in consequence trying to choke out your kindred therapist – is a decent indicator that a portion is afoot beyond mere delusion.

So, Fitz’s veep conscientious got attacked on American soil by West Angola, and Fitz doesn’t understand what to do. Fitz never, in circumstance, knows what to do. And as Fitz is incapable of being a unfeigned president, he asks Cyrus to bestow him the answer. Cyrus, his Chief of Staff, and not somewhat of his foreign policy advisers or at alldegree one of the MANY MANY persons around whose jobs are to instruct the figurehead what to do near West Angola. Just Cyrus. He sits in his service playing Bubble Witch and then thinks, “Guess I’d more valuable have Cyrus tell me what to practise about Angela West or whatever.” Cyrus doesn’t take a plan yet, sadly, so Fitz ACTUALLY SNAPS AT HIM, “Come back to me at what time you do.” My notes here read, “UM YOU ARE PRESIDENT ASSHOLE.” I wrote it on my iPhone notepad so I didn’t disturb with punctuation. It’s a stand-in during, “Um, excuse me, but YOU are the president, you asshole,” only calling him President Asshole also works.

I like this shot mostly because the unsightly act of charging single in kind’s phone almost NEVER happens on TV. Like, that takes at smallest 20 minutes. That’s moiety an episode of 24. What would Jack Bauer DO through himself? I guess he could once for all take that bathroom break.

While plugged in, Liv gets a christen from Quinn, who serves as the Exposition Fairy this week. She fills Liv in attached Portia de Rossi and Jon Tenney — omitting that Huck’s young goat witnessed him hanging a dude without ceasing a shard of glass — and notes that she aphorism them hooking up with her acknowledge eyes, and “it was dense.” Quinn, meet the kettle, which you just implied was tarnished at a distance repair.

Then Portia herself shows up to make known to Olivia that she took her phone to not the same expert for a second opinion. And, indeed, she at this moment knows Liv lied to protect Cyrus. “There’s a particular place in Hell for women who don’t support other women,” Portia says, smugly. And, ask her, Olivia retorts, “There’s a uncommon place in Hell for people who application that kind of quote to set right their bad behavior.” SING IT, OLIVIA. My highly least favorite argument is this archetype that women are genetically required to favor everything another woman does. It’s really undercutting the cause, in a direction of motion, because it suggests that if a woman disagrees by another woman, she should shove her esteem deep down inside and swallow it all and paste on a smile and mirth – essentially, be a puppet or a support — simply because they have the same genitalia. We bring up against that criticism sometimes, hind part before how we shouldn’t subsist tearing women down by ragging adhering their crazy worn-for-public-consumption outfits, and I always think to myself, “Just for I am also a woman doesn’t express I have to smile and allege a title to I like that person’s pants.” Wouldn’t that have existence awfully pandering? A vagina is not a festive contract. And it’s not on the eve tearing down a woman; it’s nearly tearing down hideousness. Which, in this suit with Portia and Liv, is hideousness of the SOUL more than hideousness of the trouser.

Or, it may be I’m President Asshole. Well, technically, CFO Asshole, in the present state at GFY HQ.

Portia then warns Liv that The Time Has Come, and Liv tries to become to Cyrus in time…

… and she is wearing one Escada ensemble that is familiar to anyone who watches The Good Wife. Alicia Florrick strike her to it. OR LOANED IT TO HER, for the reason that after the last episode of their Blabernet Sauvignon podcast, Olivia was like, “Ugh, I’m TOTES going to possess to dive back into politics elegant without grandeur soon and I have nothing to suffer injury by use,” and Alicia was like, “You confer not even KNOW how much I handle you and I can help,” and Liv was like, “You’re the most wise, Alicia, let’s go stand in the orb of day,” and Alicia was like, “Yeah, whatsoever, I have an election and a sanguinary drug dealer to handle first,” and Liv was like, “My dad likes murder. Wanna trade?”

Who fabbed it other:

Olivia

Alicia

Too close to call

NEITHER

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