2017-01-11

Found on AskReddit.

1. I really want to see someone fuck a giant gummy bear like a fleshlight.

“Amateur male solo ;) bonus points if there’s a clear fleshlight involved. I’ve also decided I really want to see someone fuck a giant gummy bear like a fleshlight but I can’t find any videos :( bing has failed me.”

—Cajun_Traiteur

2. Where the girl is asleep and the guy…well…rapes her?

“I think mine must be quite different, sleeping porn. Where the girl is asleep and the guy…well…rapes her? But super gentle so as not to wake her. I know. I am weird!”

—ciderswiller

3. I like to pretend it’s me lying on a park bench letting anyone who wants to come and fuck me.

“I like the free use concept. I like to pretend it’s me lying on a park bench letting anyone who wants to come and fuck me, no questions asked.”

—tinypoem

4. I REALLY like watching a man hard throat-fuck till the girl is puking all over his cock.

“I REALLY like watching a man hard throat-fuck till the girl is puking all over his cock. Also rimjobs—female licking male.”

—I-Like-Spaghetti-

5. I find dominant men sexy, but would hate that in real life.

“Please God I hope no one finds me here…but…Degradation and humiliation, MMF and just rough men. I find dominant men sexy, but would hate that in real life.”

—McCookmack

6. Old men.

“Old men. Have always fantasized about being with a man older than me. But when it comes to porn, the older the better.”

—princess_turbo

7. Balls slapping against ass.

“Balls slapping against ass. And guys being vocal. Sploosh.”

—muffintop31

8. Monster cock.

“Monster cock, 10+ inch cock, DP, and doggy style hopefully with a you guessed it….Huge cock. And never any sound on, ever. Not even once just to see how it feels.”

—Truth_Slayer

9. I love watching men have prostate orgasms, especially if they’re fucking themselves with a toy.

“Hands-free. I love watching men have prostate orgasms, especially if they’re fucking themselves with a toy.”

—bbbellerin

10. Watching men eating pussy well gets me off so bad!

“Watching men eating pussy well gets me off so bad!”

—night-dinosaur

11. I enjoy watching ladies with dicks fuck dudes.

“I enjoy watching ladies with dicks fuck dudes.”

—MxPlume

12. I like to watch videos with a girl who has a similar body type as mine.

“I generally like to watch videos with a girl who has a similar body type as mine. Other than that, it’s mostly ‘sort by most viewed’ and look for high rated ones.”

—chibitrash

13. I like the ‘fucking machine’ videos.

“I like the ‘fucking machine’ videos. Where the girls are just pounded with huge dildos going 100mph. I reallllllllly want one of those machines.”

—Jaytee99

14. Male sucking big tits, but they have to look natural.

“Male sucking big tits, but they have to look natural. Is that weird?”

—favoritewordvag

15. I like to watch women masturbating.

“Honestly, I like to watch women masturbating. But it’s not because I’m attracted to women—it’s because I’m imagining what it would be like to be that woman, and have tons of guys rubbing one out to me doing dirty things to myself. Never is there any desire for the woman involved. It’s all me putting myself in their shoes.”

—Kmart1008

16. Guys jerking off, especially if it’s loud.

“Guys jerking off, especially if it’s loud (moaning, heavy breathing, etc). Occasionally for some dirty talking although most of the time it’s a bit cheesy.”

—peachespup

17. There’s this video of a woman straddling this heavy duty vibrating machine and she has orgasm after orgasm and passes out.

“Bondage and forced orgasm. There’s this video of a woman straddling this heavy duty vibrating machine and she has orgasm after orgasm and passes out. I’ve also googled gang bang. Nothing I’d want to participate in but it makes me horny to look at.”

—mildkink1

18. MMF threesomes.

“MMF threesomes. Love a good train. Lol.”

—quickwitqueen

19. Rough stuff where the girl is really getting off.

“LOTS of BDSM, girls tied up. Rough stuff where the girl is really getting off…lesbian, orgasm, forced orgasms…I just like watching girls cum because I know the feeling!”

—Shoxabox

20. I get way too invested in porn plots.

“I don’t really watch porn but I got turned on by two guys together so my boyfriend at the time decides to get me a gay porn. (On disc, if Internet porn existed then it wasn’t so mainstream) They start making out which was super-hot. There were blow jobs, also hot.

But then, there was the guy with the bulging muscles and huge dick attacking the poor little guy. I’m yelling at the screen, genuinely alarmed! Oh my god, run little guy! Run! Arg! No! Clench your butt cheeks! That big guy was MEAN! Poor little guy. My ex thought my cheering for the little guy was hysterical.

Totally ruined gay porn for me. Not that I was ever going to be super into porn but it killed the fantasy.

I also watched a really interesting porn where they were at a masquerade ball and everyone kept screwing the wrong person. I was also cheering on people in that one. ‘Oh no! That’s not your husband! He had to change costumes!’

Apparently I get way too invested in porn plots. That’s pretty much most of my experience with porn.”

—wyldepixie

21. I appreciate the animalistic side from seeing two sweaty guys going at each other.

“Gay porn. The female-centric shots during straight porn are too icky and distracting for me, I don’t want the focus to be on big-titted women faking orgasms. The reverse logic must be why guys like girl on girl as well, escaping the dreaded balls-POV. Additionally, I appreciate the animalistic side from seeing two sweaty guys going at each other.”

—gabs_

22. Mostly things that involve a power dynamic with the female being in the submissive role.

“Mostly things that involve a power dynamic with the female being in the submissive role.”

—kristallisk

23. Anything with petite brunettes and big dicks.

“Double penetration. Also anything with petite brunettes and big dicks.”

—TrustPanda

24. Creampies get me off the hardest!

“Creampies get me off the hardest! Especially when it looks like the girl is really into it.”

—gentlefoaming

25. Gangbangs, BDSM, rough porn.

“Gangbangs, BDSM, rough porn, etc. But those are just my kinks. I like BDSM and rough sex in the bedroom, too. I do like well-done rape roleplay, too, but definitely abhor rape or no consensual anything in real life, ever, of course. I imagine that you will find the same fetishes and porn interests in both of the sexes, although perhaps at different percentages. Like girls tend to have more rape fantasies. I resent ‘vanilla’ porn that is branded as ‘female-friendly.’ It should be more like…beginner-friendly. Lots and lots of women love porn, it’s nothing unusual or all that different from men watching porn, in my opinion.”

—Sadanxiousbear

26. Anything girl-on-girl.

“Lesbian porn. Anything girl-on-girl.”

—smilemore60

27. Not sure why I love watching women be degraded in sex scenes I KNOW FOR A FACT can’t be enjoyable.

“I don’t know why this is the case but I usually watch DP, gangbangs, and casting couches. Not sure why I love watching women be degraded in sex scenes I KNOW FOR A FACT can’t be enjoyable, but ya know that’s just where the ol’ mind wanders.”

—supbraAA

28. I like lots of domination, light teasing/torture.

“I’m straight as they come but for whatever reason, the porn I watch only involves women often. The men tend to be unattractive or not the type I’d want to tap, so it kills the fantasy.

That said, I like lots of domination, light teasing/torture. Anything that involves tickling, spanking, forced orgasms, anything that involves being tied up and helpless usually does the trick.

My kinks are fairly vanilla, but just enough pervy that I’m too embarrassed to tell the BF, so to the Internet I go!”

—Princess_and_a_wench

29. Impregnation porn is really hot to me.

“Impregnation porn is really hot to me. Weird given I do not want to get pregnant at all. Also, guys jacking off slowly with these low breathy moans, getting so into it their back arches. It’s a very specific thing.”

—Siredance

30. Hot guy-on-guy action.

“Mostly bondage scenes or hot guy-on-guy action.”

—mindshrug

31. Anything degrading.

“Anything degrading. Throat-fucking, gang bangs, bukakke, cream pies, BDSM. Rape play. Double penetration is my go-to, though.”

—SardineBeeJay

32. Gang bang and anal.

“Gang bang and anal. Not into either in my own sex life, though. Anal hurts and gang bang are kind of gross. Probably why they are a turn-on, though.”

—GoingthetheJym

33. Either solo male masturbating/fucking an object or people in fur suits getting it on.

“I don’t watch porn anymore, but when I did it was always either solo male masturbating/fucking an object or people in fur suits getting it on. Nothing else really did it for me.”

—smokeyapaloosa

34. I’m into skinny, large-chested white girls.

“I’m pretty into skinny, large-chested white girls, usually don’t care about the guy as long as he’s decently attractive. Hate dirty talking, more into moaning. Lots of foreplay involving the boobs and forceful fucking.”

—capacitation

35. Real orgasms, because I know what genuine pleasure looks and feels like.

“Real orgasms, because I know what genuine pleasure looks and feels like. Those chicks getting pounded with angry or pained grimaces on their faces only make me uncomfortable and turn me off. I guess I relate to the girl(s) in porn.”

—RabbitRobotica

36. I like when a woman genuinely seems overwhelmed.

“I like heavier porn than my boyfriend, overall. Forced sex, forced orgasm, gang bang, anal, painal, double anal. I like when a woman genuinely seems overwhelmed.

I have room for hot ‘normal’ sex too but so much of it reads fake to me in porn that I just go right for the heavy boundary-crossing. I think there are colossal gaps in the porn market that have yet to be filled.”

—cannedpenis

37. Monster porn.

“Monster porn. Orcs, demons, centaurs, trolls, werewolves, you name it on a human woman. Pretty much the only thing is hentai, but lately when I go looking there are a lot of 3D rendered vids from places other than Japan. There are a few artists I like to follow, but on the whole it’s hard to find something genuinely sexy and not ridiculously stupid. Also really hard to find consensual stuff. I don’t mind the occasional non-con and dub-con, but some feel good fun times between a willing lady and a huge monster dude is what I like best.”

—OnceInABluMoon

38. Daddy daughter.

“Daddy daughter. Old young. Massage voyeur. Tribbing. Brother sister.”

—Insidemeplease

39. Gay porn where one guy will be on top of another reverse cowgirl.

“Straight female here: I am particularly turned on by looking at an erect unsupported penis. I love watching men (being filmed or film themselves) watching porn, getting hard (without touching) and then blowing a load hands-free. Also erect water sports are pretty cool too. Other things I like are gay porn. Where one guy will be on top of another reverse cowgirl.”

—PoisedbutHard

40. The closer it is to the real deal, the better.

“I go for amateur. The closer it is to the real deal, the better. I tend to cringe at stereotypical pornos due to all the unnecessary moaning, spherical tits, clit slapping (why?) and other delights like that. Also, exhibitionism.”

—letztacoaboutit

41. Painful anal, forced, BDSM.

“Painful anal, forced, BDSM. I’m not really into anal in real life, but the other stuff falls in line. Wow, I feel much less like a weirdo knowing I’m not alone!”

—TheRealUnicornSalad

42. Chicks with dicks is my favorite.

“Chicks with dicks is my favorite. Best of both worlds.”

—BoozeAmuze

43. I love guys who take control and know how to fuck like they mean it.

“I love watching porn. I love dominating guys—not necessarily bondage or BDSM, just guys who take control and know how to fuck like they mean it. I love guys who talk dirty—if you search dirty talk it’s nearly always the girl talking. I want the guy to talk! I want to hear them groan and grunt and call me a dirty bitch.

Spanking is nice, close up pussy eating, rough handling. Sometimes I don’t feel like hard stuff, so I like Dane Jones, which is porn aimed at women. My favorite porn star from Dane Jones is Martin with the tattoos. He has a lovely cock and eats girls out really well.”

—MamasSecretThrowaway

44. I love anything with men moaning loudly and gasping.

“On pornhub I tend to search for ‘bisexual’ (I like MMF threesomes), babysitter, step-sibling (for the ‘hold the moan’ aspect), teen and petite (I am tiny myself). I love anything with men moaning loudly and gasping; for some reason though men just don’t moan as much as women in porn or elsewhere. It’s part of the reason I like pegging. They almost always make pretty noises then… I also like gay glory hole, but I’m not really sure why.”

—gentleplease

45. I really enjoy lesbian BDSM pornography where a girl is forced to eat another girl’s pussy.

“For some reason I really enjoy lesbian BDSM pornography where a girl is forced to eat another girl’s pussy. It’s incredibly hot. I feel kind of bad because I know it’s essentially rape, but it’s just a fantasy. Also, beautiful Asian men jacking.”

—DaoDiBitch

46. Cumshot compilations.

“Cumshot compilations. Especially pull-out ones or ones where you can see the cock throb inside when halfway inside the lady. Male orgasms are hot AF.”

—platypus_palace

47. Tiny girls and big cocks.

“BDSM. Early Lela star. Latina spinners. Woodman castings or ugly Frenchmen fucking the most beautiful amateur Eastern European girls. Tiny girls and big cocks.”

—katiesmartcat

48. Pretend rape where she doesn’t start ‘liking’ it halfway through.

“Pretend rape where she doesn’t start ‘liking’ it halfway through and it isn’t of the BDSM variety. You’d be shocked how little of that there is. Oh and no talking. That ruins it.”

—Aladayle

49. Squirting.

“Cytherea squirting. I have saved many porns, 90% are squirting. 7% big dicks, 1% real amateur sex with passion, 2% i don’t care as long as the girl comes. Also, guys MUST MAKE NOISE and girl must be wet. OR else it is fake AF.”

—justavg1

50. Story set-ups get me the most when they’re silly.

“Story set-ups get me the most when they’re silly. Doctors, yoga instructors, mom’s friend, just like anything where I can imagine a story helps. I watch a lot of lesbian porn and cheating porn and enjoy exhibition porn. I also like a very certain kind of power play where the submissive person isn’t cursed at or called a filthy whore but more unwilling and gradually comes around.”

—NotaNPC

51. Women being sort of forced, usually by older men.

“Women being sort of forced, usually by older men. I don’t know why because I’m usually all for women’s rights and against that sort of thing, but it really gets me.

Other than that, a large range of things. Some days I want to watch a school girl have sex with her teacher and other days I want to see a guy have sex with his straight, male roommate. I have always just assumed most people watched a variety.”

—PurpleBagsOfVision

52. Fat chicks getting pounded is my jam.

“I love cream pie and cream pie compilations as my go-tos. Other than that fat chicks getting pounded is my jam.”

—SpringSlayer

53. Authentic jilling videos.

“Authentic jilling videos. I want to see the girl making weird faces, getting that glassy, faraway look in her eyes and having a real orgasm. I can’t stand watching some perfectly made-up girl smirking for the camera while smacking her dry vulva, or getting on her knees and doing lots of slow-mo undulating while making Instagram ‘sexy duckface’ with her ass to the cam. Girls don’t masturbate like that.

There was a video I saw about 14 years ago that was a rather plain and pale brunette, small breasts, on her back with a closeup of her very pink lady. The person filming uses a couple drops of lube here and there while slowly exploring her. He makes her cum by manipulating her clit and you can clearly see her spasming, it’s definitely a real orgasm. No dramatic screams of pleasure, no eruption of fluids or any of that nonsense. Just a very beautiful, genuine orgasm.

I wish I remembered the name of the file. It was definitely amateur, and I remember finding videos by a blonde girl with some company called something to do with Angels while trying to search for this girl. I dunno, wish I could remember the name.”

—Petraretrograde

54. Reluctant Impregnation.

“Personally,

Ravishment

Impregnation

Reluctant Impregnation

Gangbang

Gangbang Impregnation

Creampie (cumpalations)

Loss of Virginity

Domination

Sleeping / Drunk / Drugged

But then other times I just wanna watch a girl in high heels dominate the shit out of a guy who has been caged.

I also feel like I’m a little fucked in the head sometimes cause I really enjoy Like Virgin Forced Gangbang and Jesus it is hot when she comes and feels total pleasure but also is like ‘don’t cum inside it is unsafe!’

I am a jumble of contradictions.”

—SmuttyFanfiction

55. Gay male porn.

“Gay male porn. In straight porn the target audience is men who are attracted to women, therefore the woman is the focus. The man in it tends to be quiet and in the shot as little as possible, since for the majority of the audience that would be a turnoff. The woman also tends to overact, and just be kind of annoying in my opinion, so it’s hard for me to imagine myself in her position. In gay porn, the target audience is men who are attracted to men. I may be a woman who is attracted to men, but it’s closer than the target audience for straight porn, so it’s a lot more enjoyable.”

—cagedapple

56. A lot of the time I pretend I have a penis when I watch porn.

“I watch a lot of porn.

Usually, I go for the voyeur stuff. Free use. I like the idea of people having sex on the street or wherever they want. And, cuckolding.

Ever since I started watching porn, my tastes have become more niche. It used to be all about massage oil porn stuff for me.

As far as sexual preference goes, I like watching all kinds of people have sex. Body type or gender has never mattered to me that much with porn. By all accounts, I am a straight woman.

Oddly, a lot of the time I pretend I have a penis when I watch porn.”

—IAmGirlIWatchPorn

57. Latinas with white guys.

“I search for big dicks. Or Latinas with white guys.”

—prettylittledictator

58. I love watching anal toy play.

“I love watching anal toy play. Man to woman…have a hard time finding that category :/”

—Heem_butto8

59. Lesbian scissoring.

“Lesbian scissoring.”

—LeahBia

60. Guy-on-guy.

“Guy-on-guy, most definitely. I’m not really into seeing naked women, and although I can appreciate their bodies, I don’t need to watch them having sex. But truthfully, I’d rather watch a gay-themed movie with nice-looking male actors just making out or doing a love scene or sex scene, than watch actual penetration. Gay movies are just better, IMO, especially French or other European films. There are some great French-Canadian gay movies, too. Plus, the men are not afraid to use tongues when they kiss! It’s so much hotter! Americans (and I say this semi-lovingly, as an American) are way too uptight about gay sex and gay kissing. It’s as if they’re afraid to let go, even on film, lest they get pigeonholed.”

—katfromjersey

61. Choking.

“Choking.”

—northwestquest

62. Morning sex videos.

“I’m vanilla af so I usually google ‘morning’ since morning sex videos are bound to be slow and enjoyable-looking. I also preview the top vids on pornhub looking at the girl’s face (9/10 I realize it’s not for me). The moment a girl looks like she’s in pain or non-responsive I just get instantly turned off. I also hate it how the hottest actors are also weird about the actual sex bits. I could look at Dane Cook sexily staring at a girl for hours, but the moment his cock’s out I’m like ‘what the hell are you doing to that poor girl, man?’”

—zgarbas

63. Anything where it looks like the girl isn’t having a great time.

“Deep-throating, painal, forced stuff, anything where it looks like the girl isn’t having a great time, degrading stuff, and sometimes snuff.”

—throwaway2211990

64. Painful anal.

“‘Painful anal,’ but it only really gets me off if it fits some specific guidelines. It has to be legitimately painful. No faking it for the camera, unless I suppose they are really good at faking it. It has to be consensual. Consensual non-consent is even better. I’s best if the girl is doing it for money, for ‘fame,’ or especially just to please her partner. I used to watch sicker shit, but then I had a daughter and toned down my preferences a lot because I can’t participate in terrible porn viewing anymore without getting too emotional/disgusted with myself/the world to finish.”

—Chick_nFriedSteak

65. Submissive younger guys with long hair with somewhat older women.

“Submissive younger guys (but not bondage s&m or anything like that) with long hair with somewhat older women. Think like 20-year-old guy with 40-year-old woman.”

—AngryChair169

66. I LOVE cream pies and pulsating cum shots.

“I LOVE cream pies and pulsating cum shots.

I’m all about pleasing a man (has to be significant other) and making sure he finishes and feels accepted.

I honestly hate the sounds the chicks make. Usually guys grunting and heavy breathing is hot, though.

I like to see the motion of in and out imagining I was the one getting pumped.”

—PeakABoob

67. I like ’em big and muscular and hung and manscaped like grooming is their full-time job.

“I’m a really, absurdly straight cis-woman, and I love me some porn.

It’s just fantasy; I like ’em big and muscular and hung and manscaped like grooming is their full-time job.

It’s just fantasy; I like super high production values.

Wheee, bondage and sensation play! Boo, humiliation and spanking.

Creampies are disturbingly hot; bukkake, not so much.

Boastful hot wife is fun; humiliation-based cuckold stuff is not.

A gangbang is only as sexy as the ugliest dude on the couch, but if they’re all 8s or better it’s ridiculously hot.

I like seeing guys from all different races. I hate it when anybody treats interracial like it’s more scandalous than cannibalism.

I’m down for anal in the context of a dual penetration scene, but am at best bored by it if nobody’s paying attention to the main event.

There is no genre of lesbian porn or solo female that I find enjoyable.

Or fake moaning.

In fact, the less the female performer says, the better. I’m a judgy bitch, and it takes me out of the scene when she sounds like trailer trash or has a lot of piercings or tattoos.

Unless it’s really good femdom, of course—the kind where the Domme is really comfortable in her own skin and isn’t just playing BDSM cliche bingo.”

—KRACE-nsfw

68. Gay male porn.

“Gay male porn. Lots of kissing, wayyy better looking than the dudes in straight porn, and there are (at least) two of them.”

—Spoonbills

69. Anal and DP.

“Anal and DP. Which is funny because I refuse to let a guy ever fuck me in the ass again. Hurt way too much.”

—SnoopyLoves

70. I imagine myself in a threesome with another girl & 1 guy.

“Normally I use my imagination and imagine myself in a threesome with another girl & 1 guy. Just came across this video in another thread where a guy forcibly shoves his dick in her mouth and I couldn’t help myself but touch myself to that. I think I like rape, but not when it hurts her and she’s crying, but when she submits like a dick loving slut. When I actively search for visual aid, I normally just look for a hot girl with long dark hair, who is fit with big natural tits, knows what she’s doing, and loving it. Oh and I was really into Hentai manga about 7 years ago. I was on 4chan and came across some really amazing stuff. My favorites where (I can’t remember the name)these ones that were drawn in the early 20th century by an American settler who’d draw these elaborate stories of young girls losing their virginity through a series of sex initiations. He would draw the women perfectly, in the best situations & angles.”

—suburbangangster2121

71. I like a little bit of voyeur stuff and secret sex stuff.

“I like a little bit of voyeur stuff and secret sex stuff. Like people getting off when others are in the room.

I don’t like anyone that looks young (like a teenager) or has tiny boobs only because it makes me think they are young. I love lots of boob play and double teaming but not graphic stuff. I don’t like close ups of vagina either.”

—LT_Starbucks8757

72. Anything where the man is significantly older than the female.

“Anything where the man is significantly older than the female. I have daddy issues basically.”

—pineapple-chunks

73. I like bigger, hairier men.

“I like bigger, hairier men and love amateur videos of them.”

—iwin2310

74. I keep hunting for well-lit, well-costumed porn with outfits from the 1700’s.

“I keep hunting for well-lit, well-costumed porn with outfits from the 1700’s. I will never find it. I got too deep into history way too early. It warped something in me man.”

—Hereibe

75. I like the ‘fucking machine’ videos where the girls are just pounded with huge dildos going 150mph.

“Many times I like the ‘fucking machine’ videos. Where the girls are just pounded with huge dildos going 150mph. I really want one of those machines on my bed.”

—akashah

76. The filthier, the better.

“I’m a 30-year old (voluntary) virgin and my porn is some hella kinky shit. Like from massive insertions to bestiality. It’s not something I’d want to do in real life, but the absolute filthy degradation gets me off. Only thing I’m not into is scat. The filthier, the better. Gay and straight, but not really woman on woman, though sometimes that too. Someone getting completely used in a gang-bang and filled with come is such a turn on. Lactation, preg…I’ve probably desensitized myself a little to ‘normal’ porn by now, but it’s not like the extreme stuff is necessary to get me off. Sometimes I look at the regular stuff too, but I like to edge myself sometimes for hours before coming, and it’s better the more hardcore the material is, to tease myself with it.”

—Itchythrowaway_

77. ‘Catches SO cheating and joins in’ or something of that nature.

“‘Catches SO cheating and joins in’ or something of that nature. I’m really a sucker for a good threesome.”

—kateyann

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