A Message From Lucianne
Hey, Hipsters: Please Save Us From Ted Cruz
Daily Beast, by P. J. O´Rourke
Original Article
Posted By:tisHimself, 12/23/2015 2:37:37 PM
If you goddamn millennials get off P.J. O’Rourke’s lawn and into a voting booth, we could actually have a decent president. A plea to America’s Youth! Now is the time for all good millennials to come to the aid of their country! Young people of the U.S.A., you must save our nation. Because America’s old people have gone completely insane. Look who they’re supporting for president. The 2016 presidential campaign is the most severe case of American mass psychosis since the Salem witch trials of 1692. In fact, it’s worse. What kind of witch hunt leaves Goodwife Hillary not dunked in a pond, pressed under stones or fastened by the ankles in the It-Takes-A-Village stocks?
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tiger1981, 12/23/2015 2:53:57 PM (No. 10582106)
I don´t get it. Is P.J. for anyone? Bush? Why all this Cruz bashing? He´s the only one who´s stood up to the Leftists and Rino´s who are ruining the country.
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Dixie, 12/23/2015 2:54:00 PM (No. 10582107)
This was fun….a nice change from the usual gloom-and-doom stuff.
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hpmatt, 12/23/2015 2:54:32 PM (No. 10582109)
You mean the young adults in mom/dads basement w $100,000 of sudent debt? The last 2 elections they voted for Bamster and they want more? If mom/dad hear Jr is going to vote for Hildabeast they w/b living in a tent.
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chumley, 12/23/2015 2:54:44 PM (No. 10582110)
Ok, I have read so much absolutely absurd stuff in the last couple months I cant tell if this is a joke or not.
Maybe someone with a more developed sense of humor can figure it out.
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JediJerry, 12/23/2015 2:54:50 PM (No. 10582111)
After reading this mindless drivel about crazy old people leading the country into oblivion, I now understand what the P J stands for in his name. Pathetic Jerk.
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Cavallodifiero, 12/23/2015 2:56:22 PM (No. 10582112)
You folks are loading your political cannon´s with an avowed Socialist, and a pathological LIAR, Sanders and Hillarybeast and you´ve got the nerve to ask to be saved from Ted Cruz? at least he´s Human even if you prefer being forced to learn Arabic!!~
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Knotwyrkin, 12/23/2015 2:58:47 PM (No. 10582119)
Pre-Internet, you actually had to make sense when you wrote; an editor enforced some semblance of English syntax within the writing, did a bit of fact checking, and helped assure that readers would not waste their time – as I did – trying to read this garbage.
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Posted By: tisHimself– 12/23/2015 2:37:37
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If you goddamn millennials get off P.J. O’Rourke’s lawn and into a voting booth, we could actually have a decent president. A plea to America’s Youth! Now is the time for all good millennials to come to the aid of their country! Young people of the U.S.A., you must save our nation. Because America’s old people have gone completely insane. Look who they’re supporting for president. The 2016 presidential campaign is the most severe case of American mass psychosis since the Salem witch trials of 1692. In fact, it’s worse. What kind of witch hunt leaves Goodwife Hillary not dunked in a pond, pressed under stones or fastened by the ankles in the It-Takes-A-Village stocks?
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