This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:
WWE Champion Seth Rollins — live from The Players’ Tribune — and more on #SummerSlam:
.@WWERollins stops by the office before #SummerSlam to count down his 5 greatest @WWE champs of all-time. pic.twitter.com/pyvEXPoNIG
— The Players’ Tribune (@PlayersTribune) August 21, 2015
.@WWERollins is must-see-TV. #SummerSlam
— Paul Rabil (@PaulRabil) August 24, 2015
Great to meet the legend @TripleH #SummerSlam pic.twitter.com/hh0luZcCSX
— Eric LeGrand (@EricLeGrand52) August 23, 2015
#SummerSlam
— Vinny Curry (@MrGetFlee99) August 23, 2015
Thank you @WWEUniverse & #JonStewart for a great time at #SummerSlam. Always fun come back here…right here to @WWE pic.twitter.com/MQBOl7A8eu
— Mick Foley (@RealMickFoley) August 24, 2015
Remember when, arguably the most talented guy in the WWE, Kofi Kingston, was being completely wasted on The New Day….
— Cody Decker (@Decker6) August 24, 2015
My view right now pic.twitter.com/ck3T5EoDqZ
— DeAngelo Williams (@DeAngeloRB) August 23, 2015
This taker lesner match has me juiced right now
— DeAngelo Williams (@DeAngeloRB) August 24, 2015
Great great match by far undertaker is the damn man love the ending perfect and fitting
— DeAngelo Williams (@DeAngeloRB) August 24, 2015
I love the finger at the end Brock is such a bada**
— DeAngelo Williams (@DeAngeloRB) August 24, 2015
Two of the best in the business had a laugh last night at #SummerSlam. pic.twitter.com/BGcN3sxsQk
— Paul Rabil (@PaulRabil) August 24, 2015
NFL Hall of Famer Troy Aikman on #NFLLogic:
4 preseason games but don’t play anyone of significance for too long in fear of injury. Makes sense but why 4 preseason games then? Oh yeah
— Troy Aikman (@TroyAikman) August 24, 2015
NFL line is always “all about the fans”. Have yet to run into an NFL fan that loves preseason.
— Troy Aikman (@TroyAikman) August 24, 2015
Outside of 10 guys tops, coaches could’ve picked their rosters when camp began. They’ve only been evaluating these guys since May.
— Troy Aikman (@TroyAikman) August 24, 2015
Former NBA center Shaquille O’Neal wishes happy birthday to his Lakers running mate:
Happy Birthday Young Fella @kobebryant pic.twitter.com/LCQDqCEZ66
— SHAQ (@SHAQ) August 23, 2015
Sky guard Elena Delle Donne on #IfYouLoveSomethingLetItGo:
Huge thank you to the kind court side fan who gave me my shoe back tonight!!
— Elena Delle Donne (@De11eDonne) August 24, 2015
Knicks forward Kevin Seraphin on #WeddingLife:
@35_Fitz is a fool ahahah but that’s a beautiful wedding congratulation bro #Kslife #RETWEEET pic.twitter.com/xGQOlxXttD
— kslife (@kevin_seraphin) August 24, 2015
Warriors guard Brandon Rush kindly requests that you step up your Snap game:
In the car singing/rapping snaps are the worst
— Brandon Rush (@BRush_25) August 24, 2015
Nuggets forward Wilson Chandler and more on important questions:
Your top 5 gangster flicks?
— Wilson Chandler (@wilsonchandler) August 24, 2015
City Of God, King of NY, Blow, New Jack City, Goodfellas. My 5
— Wilson Chandler (@wilsonchandler) August 24, 2015
@wilsonchandler no Harlem Nights??? I Gonna Getcha Sucker???
— Andre Iguodala (@andre) August 24, 2015
No Boyz n the hood? RT @wilsonchandler: City Of God, King of NY, Blow, New Jack City, Goodfellas. My 5
— Jordan Hamilton (@J_Goin_HAM) August 24, 2015
@J_Goin_HAM my 5 doggy lol, I love that movie though.
— Wilson Chandler (@wilsonchandler) August 24, 2015
Who has the Yeezy plug?
— I am my Father (@CarlBradford54) August 24, 2015
Should I get back on Instagram
— RonThe3rd (@QBronald) August 24, 2015
Is there a age limit on Uber drivers?Cause my driver has to at least be 73 im scared lol
— Tony Carter (@tonycarter904) August 24, 2015
Anyways !!!! Whose seen the move poltergeist? Is it worth watching
— Da’Quan Bowers (@DaQuanBowers91) August 24, 2015
Ok yall said no poltergeist… What about San Andreas with the rock ? Or entourage ?
— Da’Quan Bowers (@DaQuanBowers91) August 24, 2015
Decisions decisions !!! Twitter fam help me out !! I don’t want to watch furious 7 again lol
— Da’Quan Bowers (@DaQuanBowers91) August 24, 2015
Terminator genisys ???
— Da’Quan Bowers (@DaQuanBowers91) August 24, 2015
I need a clever wedding hashtag! Anyone have any funny ones?
— Sydney Leroux Dwyer (@sydneyleroux) August 24, 2015
Can I play for the Australia Olympic team
— Nick Young (@NickSwagyPYoung) August 24, 2015
Colts quarterback Matt Hasselbeck on test day:
Good morning random drug testing. https://t.co/KLqNLJI4eH pic.twitter.com/g9KgTeGyt9
— Matthew Hasselbeck (@Hasselbeck) August 24, 2015
Olympian Lolo Jones on #DatingLife:
When you’re hungry as five men but only order one thing on the date to be lady like… pic.twitter.com/36PsVESCGs
— Lolo Jones (@lolojones) August 24, 2015
Suns guard Devin Booker on new classics:
Old drizzy this whole flight to AZ
— Devin Booker (@DevinBook) August 24, 2015
Blue Jays pitcher David Price on nice setups:
This is by far the most show toilet I’ve ever sat on!! I feel like this thing should be 24k gold!! #wallpad #dryer?!? pic.twitter.com/P7LgLtARqv
— David Price (@DAVIDprice14) August 24, 2015
And finally, Senior Hot Take Correspondent Tony Carter with one of the all-time hot takes:
Colorado faucet water is so good !!!
— Tony Carter (@tonycarter904) August 24, 2015