2016-06-04
Surprisingly, Oliver Curtis didn’t attend Cunt College but Riverview.
Nonetheless, the jury didn’t really to spend much time considering the evidence, it was staring them in the face.
Of course he’s guilty, just look at him;
Trousers that are about 2cm too short and turn ups.
Turn ups? Hello 1987! At least the jacky wasnt double-breasted, I suppose.
But the real indicator of guilt is on his feet.
Moccasins? Haiwatha the inside trader….
Think back to everybody you’ve ever known who wore moccasins; odds are they were all untrustworthy tosspots.
Send him down, constable.