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(Sorry for the delay – I’ve felt particularly ill this last week.)
Today’s post features photos I took for a post I wrote called Little Icicles. Have a great weekend!
What is Follow Friday? It’s a blog series I created a few years ago based on a Twitter meme. Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Would you like to be a guest photographer for Follow Friday? Email me!
VaguelyFunnyDan That’s So Chi (30 mins) -Kyle accidentally invites 2 girls to the opening ceremony. Niko eats a dog and is bitten by a dog then eats another
michaelrperry6 Has anyone written a dissertation on the politics of office supplies? Because someone really should.
FakeAPStylebook You are here to cover the Olympics in Russia. Quit looking over at Sarah Palin’s house. #Sochi2014
thenomodellady Everything at Kay Jewelers looks like something the manager of a Radio Shack buys his mistress, the manager of an Aeropostale.
DaddyJew The fact that there ain’t no rest for the wicked is probably why I’m always so tired
Amburglar_ Sochi is doing that thing where they manically try to clean the house 10 minutes before company arrives. But the house is Russia.
annetdonahue Thanks for coming in, we’ll keep this interview short. So. Are you a beautiful boy? And if yes, are you the prettiest kitty in all the land?
VaguelyFunnyDan Hidden in the corn maze, Dan thrust harder. She sighed, gripping the corn on the edge of the maze. You see they were screwing in a corn maze
MrsFridayNext My boss came by & offered me thin mints & my immediate reply was “You are beautiful & I really like your face” so: professionalism I HAS IT.
VaguelyFunnyDan My mother always kept a few issues of Cosmo in the bathroom. I grew up reeking of perfume samples and well-versed on how to please a man.
WhirledRecord If you’re playing poker with a dog and his tail starts wagging, fold.
slackmistress I may not agree with your wackjob conspiracy theories…but I will fight to the death for my right to block you.
loather The judge who welcomed us to jury duty spoke for 30 min with no notes & no um’s which is the only good reason to send your kid to law school
theyearofelan If you complain on Facebook about how terrible Facebook is the only people that see it are your friends who are making it terrible
biorhythmist If you like leaving your keys in the fridge and getting in the shower with your glasses on, try Percocet!
fart i know including a photo with my resume isn’t necessary but this pic of me standing next to vegeta is so sick
RandiLawson If this van’s a rockin’, I’m prob in there double-fistin’ my Shake Weights™
slackmistress I’m pretty sure Dr. Teeth doesn’t even have a Driver’s License.
shariv67 Asleep at the wheel in the streets. Insomniac in the sheets.
oodja No, Weight Watchers Online, I don’t want to add Shoveling Snow to my favorite activities. BUT THIS WINTER HAS LEFT ME NO CHOICE!
marlespo ACCIO BED
kumailn Guy Fieri looks like if sexual harassment was a person.
usedwigs Just got out of my car to move a large branch out of the middle of the road. I’m willing to reenact it if a local news crew is interested.
jerryRenek If you liked Ice Road Truckers, you’ll love Iowa Public Television’s new reality series Slushy Road SUVers.
louisvirtel The problem with all these “Facebook films” is none of the protagonists are likable.
RobertBuscemi My bank account security question: “In what city was your first pet’s first job?”
karentozzi Hi! Remember me? I have one toe that looks like a walnut!
StatsBritain The top 5 jobs in Britain: 1 Elderly Butler 2 Villain 3 Quidditch Player 4 Consulting Detective 5 Being in line to the throne
wordlust I’ll see you in hell, hellhounds. I can’t wait. I’m such a dog person!
introvertedwife People learning all reality shows are fake, I need to tell you about Santa. You may want to sit down.
morninggloria Unfollow your dreams.
Smethanie Told my kid to only use her phone at school for emergencies and she just texted me asking if she can have a Rice Krispies Treat.
shariv67 Donuts are bad for you. So bad. Mmm. So naughty. Gotta spank it with your tongue. Bad donut. Yeah. Bite it. Ooh. It hurts so good.
tokulski Try imagining Bob Dylan driving a car. You can’t do it. It’s like imagining a giraffe riding a recumbent bike.
introvertedwife Gifs have greatly improved my lip reading abilities, but only for curse words.
annetdonahue Posting “DO YOU EVEN CARE IF I SHOW UP” on any Facebook event invite with more than 100 people.
michaeljhudson I wonder how many times I could call him Ted Nougat before he shoots at me
mrshiggison Overheard a woman say she needed tomatoes for her “special avocado dip” and then described making guacamole. I stared pretty hard.
kerihw Hate it when people use the toilet and don’t put the bum scrubber back in its holder properly.
kerihw I’ve decided who I would snog, marry and avoid. Moved on to playing cook, finger and make a joint mortgage application.
WigCannon Game show idea: fill space with bread.
MatCro Wind In The Willows: Choosing Nicknames: Ratty: I’ll be The Ratster! Toad: I’ll be The Toadster! Mole: I’ll be The Molest… I’ll be Moley.
WhatUpWithMike super offended by this non-english ad for cocaine!!!
heymikehenry Trader Joe’s brand Spicy Seaweed Ramen captures the elusive sixth taste, which the Japanese called “vomit.”
pushinghoops results came back, apparently instead of a heart I’ve got a chubby hamster panting on an exercise wheel
eviloars I think I’m being converted into condos.
paleofuture I imagine the people who hated Coke’s Super Bowl ad probably ride It’s A Small World while screaming SPEAK AMERICAN! at the dolls
runawaycupcake I’m sorry I tried to enlarge your face with my fingers.
KenJennings The Super Bowl is over, everyone. Time to briefly learn the names of some Winter Olympians.
colegamble Peyton Manning’s colossal Super Bowl collapse is just karmic retribution for doing all those awful Papa John’s commercials.
UNTRESOR If you want to know what it’s like to have kids try taking a shit while a screaming golem is trying to come through the door with an axe.
usedwigs Sorry I’ve been gone for three hours, my 4-year-old neighbor was describing her new kitten to me.
bombsfall Just cut to the chase and name your book “I fucked this dude who is sometimes a wolf because that turns me on for whatever reason #yolo.”
wishing4horses Trying the never before experienced “Towels” setting on my washer! #YOLO!
paulapoundstone An airport store lady sold me a wireless speaker, then she said, “Buy this wire, too” At least 1 of us didn’t understand the concept.
UncleDuke1969 Flea: *rubs lamp* Genie: Your wish? F: To NEVER age. G: Done. F: Cool! G: Anything else? F: Yeah. Make Kiedis look like a 70′s porn star.
WhirledRecord I bet studying geology would be more popular if they started calling it Classic Rock.
Thndrdomesticty ”Four kids?! You know what causes that, right?” NO PLEASE TELL US WE TRIED STORK-PROOFING BUT THERE ARE MORE BABIES STOP WHERE ARE YOU GOING
PrettyAllTrue Turns out the promised “real-life application” of my high-school Geometry class is being able to help with my daughter’s Geometry homework.
theleanover Church is the original book club.
JRehling If anyone in America has defective money with Latin on it (E Pluribus Unum) mail it to me, and I’ll send you American money. #SpeakAmerican
michaeljnelson Suggested Transformers 4 movie poster slogan: Your Suspicions Are Correct, We Hate You and Think You Are Stupid.
michaeljnelson ”The bad news is they’re making another ‘Transformers’ film. The good news is — I can’t complete that sentence.” *kills self*
dhm ”I’m not watching the Puppy Bowl, I don’t even have a television”—obnoxious hipster dogs
Black__Elvis Damn girl, are you a girl cuz you kind of look like a girl and you probably wouldn’t be here for a pap smear if you weren’t a girl.
corrinrenee I’m going to assume the BOGO Valentine bouquet emails I’m seeing is so you can buy flowers for me and your mother.
badbanana This is my busiest day of the year what with all the Super Bowl commercials and me immediately running out to buy products.
burritojustice On February 2 if @KarlTheFog sees his shadow rents in San Francisco double.
@peterdamien Oh. Super BOWL. Not Super Bowel. I ate all this fiber for nothing.
michaeljnelson ”Ouch, my tender is cramping up something fierce.” — a chicken
pourmecoffee Celebrating Ayn Rand’s birthday by being kind of a dick and calling it my philosophy.
michaeljnelson I once went to a “murder mystery” dinner party and I could not solve it so I just stabbed everyone there. The jury acquitted me immediately.
Tarpo Photocopies: My Balls #UnpopularFreePublications
WhirledRecord I like to break the ice on elevator rides with strangers by cracking my knuckles and saying “It’s tickle time.”
ashleycrem Keep Calm and Find Another Meme.
JasonLastname Tried to kiss my dog like he kisses me but he put his paw on my lips and whispered “slow down”
maggiesox I also just misread ‘foster kitty’ for ‘lobster kitty’ and was momentarily WAY more intrigued than I would have been otherwise.
LadyHawkins Look, the only regret J.K. should have is that Luna and Neville are not operating Lovegood&Longgbottom: Magical Detectives RIGHT NOW.
shinyinfo I base most of my knowledge on things from Oregon Trail or Wishbone.
dubouchet I’ve got to be better at basic socializing, otherwise I’m eventually going to get mistaken for a bear and tranquilized.
VioletThunk Easy on the honking, hoss, the light’s only been green a nanosecond and I gotta send this tweet.
WhirledRecord It doesn’t feel like February? Check the calendar. Your feelings are wrong. Let’s remember that the next time you have feelings.
theleanover What if vampires formed a band called Hipster Weekend.
biorhythmist My sister’s kid really puts the “ephew” in “nephew”
rstevens Only way I’d buy a flip phone is if it were actually a stapler.
heliumcell Mabel has reached the “Velociraptor” stage in human development. I am hiding in a kitchen cabinet with only a ladle to defend myself.
Nicolee013 The air freshener I have in my room smells like cheap colon.
bombsfall more like ok poopid
slackmistress ”You want to hang out and we can look at our phones together?” – me asking someone on a date
usedwigs Good to see women’s bathing suits at L.L. Bean are getting a little sexier, some come without turtlenecks.
goodinthestacks the Joe Biden winking gif is getting me through the day
trumpetcake Just destroyed my piano reenacting the giant piano keyboard scene from “BIG.”
brandonjcarr “Ooh! What am I too sexy for?” The news is not good. Only one item. Disposable rain hats.
TrueTorontoGirl I do my Kegels the old fashion way….trying not to piss my pants.
cluedont Always put the important stuff in the first part of your tweet, because no one will cat basket the walnuts if there’s pickletits at the end.
iboudreau Can’t sleep because I just thought “what if Gary Busey is under my bed.”
mitdasein DID YOU KNOW? If you ask them, cats are required to tell you if they’re cops.
Captain_Crabby *Sobs* *Panics* *Screams* *Sobs* *Panics* *Screams* Living today like it was my last has not been as fun as anticipated.
josephesque Do roombas work? I mean, not in a sexual way.
What is Follow Friday? It’s a blog series I created a few years ago based on a Twitter meme. Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Would you like to be a guest photographer for Follow Friday? Email me!
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