Today’s post features photos of thrift stores and Isobel–my favorite thrifting buddy. Have a great weekend!
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Patheticist Sat down to Shia but could only LaBeouf.
totallymorgan The Starbucks barista is always getting my name wrong. It’s spelled “Morgan” not “(a drawing of a penis)”
WhirledRecord I put the “ouch” in “touch”.
paulverhoeven Im going to make 2914 the best year of my life. I was going to fix that typo, but screw it. Now you all know. I AM A HIGHLANDER.
donni Why are there so many things? Most of them are bad.
jonmacqueen Having a newborn baby is great because I always wanted to be a nightwatchman at a diarrhoea factory.
theleanover I’m your new dad. Sorry you had to find out by reading this tweet.
MmeLaCrooz Accidentally facetimed him and hung up immediately so he facetimed me and hung up so now I fear we’re in some kind of old people snap chat.
catrhinehart Being passive aggressive is so much more fun spread out over 18 different social mediums.
mitdasein The douchiest of all 90s indie bands was YOLO Tengo.
rstevens Nobody understands what Bitcoin is. Nobody knows what really goes into a Twinkie. Hmm.
everylilthing sausages are the opposite of candles in the wind
Toaster_Pastry In England, cute old people are set free to solve crime.
WhirledRecord I just found out there’s oral contraception. I had no idea that was necessary.
PrettyAllTrue ”Dog, stop treating your butthole like an amuse-bouche.” – older daughter is taking French, and so is quite sophisticated.
ScottLinnen Turned the mancave into womanwomb. It’s just a warm soft crawlspace I can curl up in & cry suckling Nesquik through a Krazy Straw.
RowdyPrimate ”What the Hell does this mean?” -Me, reading Post-its clearly in my handwriting.
johnmoe ”What mascot should we use to sell this chocolate cereal?” “Vampire?” “Ok. And this other chocolate cereal?” “Psychotic bird?” “Done.”
yaboybillnye S/o to slugs, man. Doin’ everything snails do, but without a helmet. Give em props, that’s fucking legit
Sigafoos Wearing black socks at the gym, and I’m pretty sure I’m wiping my face with a dish towel. #nailedit
rare_basement trying to think of something i might enjoy and so far the only thing that sounds good is “make a list of everything i hate”
bombsfall I want to hug my sad friends until they aren’t sad anymore because they’re dead from hugs.
ourcitylights I know it’s time to take an Instagram break when I look out to the sky and try to compare what filter that looks like most.
usedwigs Family Fitness Update: My dog just ran through the house with a large french fry sticking out of the side of his mouth.
tehawesome He’s a tall glass of water. Yep, a real quart of milk, that fella. man’s a big gulp full of sprite. him be a huge bucket of melted butter.
PrettyAllTrue I faked it until I made it . . . much worse than it was before I started. Yet again inspiration backfires on me.
WhirledRecord Life begins with you crying, naked, and covered in blood. Then it gets worse.
lalafauxbois Tax question: I freelanced for most of last year, should I just kill myself now?
librarianearp There’s a guy in here and I’m pretty sure he wants to be my boyfriend. I could tell by the way he walked in and didn’t look at me.
badbanana This year, take the stress out of Valentine’s Day shopping by breaking up in January. (sponsored tweet)
kerihw Film Idea: BUZZFEEDISTAN. In a dystopian future, all human communication is via animated gif. A man saves humanity by teaching it to yodel.
firstparagraph The Swiss must’ve been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife.
thenomodellady It used to get under my skin when people disrespected me but now I just shrug, Google their address and burn their house down.
kerihw Have to remember to get milk this evening. I imagine in the future there’ll be men who bring milk to your door.
andrewmorrisey My greatest attribute is that I’m a really good liar and one time I stole a volcano. Two volcanoes. TWO BIG VOLCANOES.
kerihw Excited to find out about this film that’s got 47 Rons in.
MKupperman Try to balance a gluten-free diet by eating lots of gluten.
RockLeeSmile I can’t decide if it would be better or worse if cats could fly.
WhirledRecord I tried to pump up the jam, but I jammed up the pump.
hopiecan I always combine my To Do List and my Shit List into a “To Shit” List which is why I never get anything done and everyone hates me
BeTheBoy I would be really into sour cream and onion potato chip perfume.
DaveWeasel A Utah man gave up his anti-gay hunger strike. I guess he finally ate a dick.
shinyinfo I really appreciated that article about a woman but I wished they’d tell me more about what she looked like.
SomeChrisTweets January 7, 2095. Troop morale is at an all-time low. The enemy airdropped thousands of babies into our camps. They are awful. War is hell.
MommyMG The kids are sitting in the living room w/ their sweatshirt hoods up. Attention everyone, this is an adorable robbery!
Thndrdomesticty I wonder if all of the new employees at the gym are considered seasonal help for the New Year’s resolution surge.
danforthfrance Not commenting on juice cleanse updates is as polite as I get.
gknauss Stop complaining about the weather. My weather is great, but I’ve worked hard and earned this temperature. You’re just being lazy.
Mortimusgerbil I could probably screw up a tambourine solo pretty effectively.
mitdasein This guy on my bus was reading a fascinating article on how some people have no boundaries. It was hard to read it on his iPhone though.
ScottLinnen At this point isn’t it Very Normal Activity?
UnicornFlavored My cat just puked in the bath tub. That was kind of thoughtful.
theleanover It’s probably a good idea to take a bunch of different kinds of cold meds.
IROCKSOWHAT Motherhood is having a relaxing bath next to your child having diarrhea in the toilet.
KarenKilgariff I just hope to meet a doctor someday so I can tell him I’m pregnant, nursing or may become pregnant
runawaycupcake I spend most of my time on the toilet yelling BE CAREFUL.
elhammer23 ”I cannot lie”-George Washington. And also Sir Mix-A-Lot.
TeganMH A body found washed up on David Beckham’s private beach, initially mistaken for a damp corpse, has been ID’d as a living Victoria Beckham.
markleggett Clearly I’m joking when I say I’ve never achieved anything in my life. I’m the man who invented grooming his beard with three combs at once.
himissjulie Seriously, no one’s named their kid Nutella yet? Smh
theanalogdivide Went to scrape my windshield and realized all the ice is on the inside of my car.
thenomodellady The front of my hair says, “I’m trying!” The back is like, “…But not that hard.”
shariv67 I’ve only been doing Crossfit and Paleo for two weeks, and I’ve already lost 15 friends!
usedwigs My Sensei Ron told me to saw the boards, not break them by hand, said we’ll finishing building his deck faster that way.
rikpayne Don’t worry guys… There’s no way we’ll all fit in a handbasket.
weinerdog4life I’ve asked all the ducks at the park, none of them are cops, even the one with the mustache and gun.
mitdasein I use Twitter to learn about trends in software development. Apparently entitled teens are doing a lot of work in #FML.
FlyoverJoel The coolest thing about my wife’s Canadian passport is how it plays Rush when you open it.
tarrandale I never should’ve left my couch. Dammit, we were winning when I was on my couch.
theleanover Went into the fitness equipment store. Got their hopes up until I asked for directions to Cinnabon. They’ll probably talk about it for weeks
wordlust I encourage my children to play football because I’m too lazy to hit them in the head myself.
fart oh i cant play More Human Than Human as loud as my laptop speakers can blast it? i thought this was a library not a nerdbrary
sarcasmically -Such soccer mom -Wow -So travel mugs full of wine -Many mom jeans
JimmerThatisAll No squirrel has ever steered me wrong.
TriciaLockwood When people ask me what I do for a living I say “I’m a writer” but I purposefully mumble it so it sounds like I’m saying “I’m Will Riker”
finslippy Can’t wait for this year’s big wardrobe malfunction! I’m guessing prolapsed cervix peeking out of a denim romper
paulverhoeven UR cursed by a gypsy for being too ‘handsy’ with her. You wake up as an octopus. Con: you took liberties with a sweet dame. Pro: Octopus.
MrsFridayNext The existence of grilled cheese is like a secret I have to keep from myself or else it’s the only thing I would ever eat.
CatFoodBreath I found some small items on your dresser. I moved them to the floor for you.
introvertedwife Some people are only in it for the money. Specifically all those people that need to eat and live inside a dwelling.
kerihw Dunked a biscuit in my tea and it’s broken off and fallen in and I can’t remember what the number is for the police.
ladycariad I’m at an age where I’m not sure if my memories are real or just an episode of Friends I’m remembering.
louisvirtel Praying for people is the original shade.
jesse_hamm Movie ghosts are always a century behind current fashion. Which means in 2114 all the ghosts will be wearing like yoga pants and flip-flops.
isplotchy Fun activity: Follow someone’s cat’s account, but not the owner’s acct, and constantly say how shitty the owner is to the cat.
biorhythmist Someday we’ll look back on this and barf
What is Follow Friday? It’s a blog series I created a few years ago based on a Twitter meme. Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Would you like to be a guest photographer for Follow Friday? Email me!
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