For 25 years we’ve watched the Simpson Family not grow up. No matter what they’ve been through, they’ve stayed exactly the same for a quarter of a century. They all stayed the same age, and stayed in the same clothes…and despite a long list of events that should have been life changing for The Simpsons, their lives stayed exactly the same. So in honor of the FXX Complete Marathon of Every Single Simpsons Episode, we are celebrating 25 years of staying the same under the most extraordinary circumstances.
The FXX Simpsons Marathon starts today at 10am and last for 12 days and 552 Episodes.
SEASON ONE: “There’s No Disgrace Like Home” The Simpsons undergo shock therapy; “Some Enchanted Evening” The kids are kidnapped; “The Crepes of Wrath” Homer Let A Spy Get American Nuclear Secrets but doesn’t get in trouble for it; SEASON TWO: “Dancing Homer” The family moves to the big city after Homer becomes a sensation as the Isotopes new mascot; “Brush With Greatness” Marge becomes a celebrated artists; “Blood Feud” Bart Saves Mr. Burns Life; SEASON THREE: “Stark Raving Dad” Homer gets sent to a mental institution and brings home a mental patient voiced by Michael Jackson; “Mr Lisa Goes to Washington” Lisa exposes a corrupt politician; “Bart the Murderer” Bart Joins the Mafia; “Homer Defined” Homer saves 2 towns from nuclear disaster, “Flaming Moe” Homer screws Moe out of 1 million dollars for the Flaming Moe. SEASON FOUR: “Colonel Homer” Homer starts managing a successful country singer and then sells off her contract for $50 bucks; “Homer the Heretic” Homer forsakes God and starts his own church, “Triple Bypass” Homer has 3 heart attacks and Lisa has to guide his cheapo surgeon through the operation; “Marge Versus the Monorail” Homer saves an entire monorail filled with people; “Brother From the Same Planet” Homer breaks his spine in a brawl; “Duffless” Homer sobers up and starts going to AA; “The Front” Lisa and Bart become award winning writers for the Itchy and Scratchy show; “Krusty Gets Kancelled” Bart and Lisa save the Krusty show. SEASON FIVE: “Cape Feare” Bart is placed in the witness protection program; “Boy Scoutz N the Hood” Bart joins the scouts and Homer and he get accidentally lost at sea; “$pringfield (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)” Marge becomes a gambling addict; “Bart Gets Famous” Bart becomes a celebrity with a catch phrase; “Deep Space Homer” Homer gets sent into space; SEASON SIX: “Itchy Scratch Land” The family goes to Itchy & Scratchy Land and the animatronics go on a rampage and they save the park; “Sideshow Bob Roberts” Lisa and Bart expose another corrupt politician- this time Side Show Bob; “Homer Badman” Homer gets accused of sexual harrasment; “Grampa vs Sexual Inadequacy” Grampa Simpson invents a cure to ‘marital problems’; “Homer the Great” Homer joins an ancient secret society; “Bart’s Comet” Bart discovers a comet; “Bart vs Australia” An entire country indicts Bart for fraud; “The Springfield Connection” Marge joins the police force; SEASON SEVEN: “Who Shot Mr. Burns” Maggie shoots Mr. Burns; “Lisa the Vegetarian” A fight Homer has with Lisa causes her to meet Paul and Linda McCartney; “Mother Simpson” Homer fakes his own death; “King Size Homer” Homer gains a ridiculous amount of weight to get disability; “Two Bad Neighbors” Homer fights with George Bush after they become neighbors; “22 Short Films About Springfield” Homer accidentally traps Maggie in a newspaper vending box; “Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield” The Simpsons join a country club and Homer has a talent for golf; “Homerpalooza” Homer joins lallapalooza style tour as a side show; SEASON EIGHT: “You Only Move Twice” Homer works for a bond villain and is given the Denver Broncos; “The Homer They Fall” Homer becomes a pro boxer; “The Twisted World of Marge Simpson” Marge starts a pretzel franchise; “The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show” Homer becomes a Voice Actor on the countries most popular cartoon; “Homer vs the Eighteenth Amendment: Homer becomes a bootlegger in Springfield; “The Old Man and the Lisa” Lisa helps Mr. Burns get back his entire fortune through a recycling program; “Homer’s Enemy” Homer inadvertently causes the death of his coworker, Frank Grimes; “The Secret War of Lisa Simpson” Bart and Lisa go to military school; SEASON NINE: “Reality Bites” Marge becomes a realtor; “Bart Carney” Homer loses the family house to Carnies; “The Joy of Sect” Homer and the family join a cult; “Das Bus” The kids are stranded on an island and must fight to survive; meanwhile Homer starts an internet company; “Simpson Tide” Homer gets fired, joins the navy and almost starts a war between Russia and the United States; “The Trouble with Trillions” Homer joins the FBI as an informant after he gets audited. Ends up in Cuba with Mr Burns where Castro steals a trillion dollars from them; “Girly Edition” Lisa becomes a tv news anchor; “Trash of the Titans” Homer gets voted commissioner of sanitation and ends up polluting they entire town with garbage; “King of the Hill” Homer gets in shape and sponsored by a power bar company to climb a mountain; SEASON TEN: “The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace” Homer invents an electric hammer; “When You Dish Upon a Star” Homer becomes Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger’s Assistant. Is involved in a high speed chase with them; “Make Room for Lisa” Homer damages the Bill of Rights; “Mom and Pop Art” Homer becomes a pop artist and floods the entire town of Springfield; “Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo” Homer Steals Flanders Tickets To Tokyo and the family ends up going broke; Homer defeats a champion Sumo wrestler and ends up in jail; SEASON ELEVEN: “Beyond Blunderdome” Homer is hired by Mel Gibson to create a better ending to a film he’s in; “E-I-E-I (Annoyed Grunt)” Homer runs away to a farm and creates “Tomacco” and then gets shot in the arm; “Take my wife, Sleaze” Homer starts a biker gang, provokes another biker gang, Hell’s Satans and they kidnap Marge; “Little Big Mom” Homer and Bart think they have leprosy and receive shock therapy in Hawaii; “Missionary Impossible” Homer ends up a missionary on a South Pacific island; “Kill the alligator and Run” Homer has a breakdown after he discovers on a quiz he only has 3 years left to live; SEASON TWELVE: “A Tale of 2 Springfields” Homer leads a revolt that splits the town in 2; “The Computer Wore Menace Shoes” Homer ends up on an island for people who know too much after he starts writing conspiracy theories about flu shots as Mr X an anonymous online gossip columnist; “HOMR” Homer removes a crayon from his brain that’s been lodged there and has been keeping him dumb; “Pokey Mom” Homer uses a trash can to fix people’s spines; “New Kids on the Blecch”Bart is picked to be a member of the next big boy band; SEASON THIRTEEN: “Brawl in the Family” A social worker comes to help the Simpsons; “Sweet and Sour Marge” Homer starts bootlegging sugar after it is outlawed; “Half Decent Proposal” Millionaire Artie Ziff offers The Simpsons $1 million to spend the weekend with Marge; “Blame it on Lisa” Homer is kidnapped in Brazil; “Weekend at Burnsies” Homer is pecked in the eyes by crows and becomes Mr. Burns’ vice president; “Gump Roast” Homer becomes the model for judgement by aliens; “Little Girl in the Big” Bart has to live in a plastic bubble when his immune system is compromised; “The Frying Game” Homer and marge are accused of killing an elderly woman; “Poppas Got a Brand New Badge” Homer becomes Chief of Police; SEASON FOURTEEN: “How I Spent My Strummer Vacation” Homer befriends Mick Jagger and Keith Richards; “Large Marge” Marge gets breast implants; “Brake My Wife, please” Marge runs over Homer in a car; “The Great Louse Detective” Frank Grimes Jr. tries to kill Homer; “The Dad Who Knew Too Little” Lisa and Homer run away and join a circus; Homer is again the victim of attempted murder; “The Strong Arms of the Ma” Marge develops agoraphobia after being mugged; “Pray Anything” Homer finds God, and starts praying all the time; and ends up with the deed to the church; “Barting Over” Bart moves out; “Mr Spritz Goes to Washington” The Simpsons successfully lobby Washington for change with the help of Walter Mondale; “CEDoh” Homer becomes CEO of the power plant; “Dude Where’s My Ranch” Homer writes a hit song about hating Ned; SEASON FIFTEEN: “Diatribe of a Mad Housewife” Marge writes a hit romance novel; “Simple Simpson” Homer becomes a vigilante with a secret identity, Pie man; SEASON SIXTEEN: “Sleeping With the Enemy” Marge takes in a surrogate child– Nelson; “Midnight RX” Homer becomes a prescription drug smuggler; “There’s Something About Marrying” Homer becomes a minister; “The Seven Beer Snitch” Marge works with Frank Gehry to build a new concert hall for Springfield; “Thank God its Doomsday” Homer meets God; SEASON SEVENTEEN: “The Bonfire of the Manatees” Homer gets deep in debt on sports gambling. To pay back the local mafia, he allows them to shoot a porn at his house. “Homer Simpsons, This is Your Wife” Homer signs himself and Marge up for a reality TV show about swapping spouses. “Regarding Margie” Marge gets amnesia; SEASON EIGHTEEN: “The Mook, The Chef, The Wife and Her Homer” Homer becomes Springfield’s new mob kingpin after Fat Tony is shot; “Jazzy and the Pussycats” Bart is asked to join a Jazz Band; “Please Homer Don’t Hammer Em” Marge becomes a carpenter; “G.I. Annoyed Grunt” Homer goes to Army training camp; “Ice Cream of Margie With the Light Blue Hair” Homer gets fired and becomes an Ice Cream Man, while Marge becomes a popsicle stick artist; “Marge Gamer” Marge becomes addicted to RPGs; SEASON NINETEEN: “The Homer of Seville” An accident turns Homer into an amazing opera singer who can only perform lying down; “I Don’t Want to Know Why the Caged Bird Sings” Marge gets kidnapped; “E Pluribus Wiggum” Homer accidentally blows up every fast food restaurant in Springfield; “Any Given Sundance” The Simpsons go to Sundance after Lisa’s short film is a hit; SEASON TWENTY: “Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes” Homer starts work as a bounty hunter; SEASON TWENTY ONE: “Homer the Whopper” Homer is cast in the lead in the movie “Everyman” based on the popular comic book. He gets in great shape, but the movie bombs; “The Devil Wears Nada” Marge becomes a sex symbol; “Million Dollar Maybe” Homer wins the lottery and spends it on secret gifts for the family so Marge doesn’t find out he bought the ticket; “Boy Meets Curl” Homer and Marge compete at the 2010 Winter Olympics as a mixed curling team.; “The Squirt and the Whale” The Simpsons build a wind turbine; and save a beached whale; SEASON TWENTY-TWO: “Donnie Fatso” Homer and an FBI agent infiltrate Fat Tony’s mob family; “Homer the Father” Bart sells nuclear secrets to the Chinese; “Angry Dad: The Movie” Homer and Bart’s web series “Angry Dad” is animated and gets an Oscar nomination for best animated short; “A Midsummers Nice Dream” After Cheech and Chong break up, Homer joins Cheech as his new comedy partner in the team of “Cheech and Chunk; SEASON TWENTY-THREE: “The Food Wife” Marge starts a food blog; “Politically Inept with Homer Simpson” Homer gets his own cable show as a political pundit after his rant against the TSA goes viral; “The D’oh-sial Network” Lisa starts her own addicting social network; “Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart” Bart becomes a graffiti sensation; “Lisa Goes Gaga” Lady Gaga helps Lisa with her confidence. SEASON TWENTY-FOUR: “Gone Abie Gone” Homer puts all of Lisa’s college money into online poker; “Homer Goes to Prep School” Homer becomes an doomsday prepper SEASON TWENTY FIVE: “YOLO” Homer embraces YOLO; “You Don’t Have to Live Like a Referee” Homer goes to Brazil after he’s recruited to be a World Cup referee
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