After So much of Rajnikanth, Alok Nath, Kejriwal… Its now turn of 3 Most famous Personalities. So now Neil Nitin Mukesh is grilled by Twitteratis. Read the following assorted quotes on him.
Assorted quotes on Neil Nitin Mukesh
1. Neil Nitin Mukesh vote thrice in election.
2. Neil Nitin Mukesh can vote to three different parties in one election.
3. Kitne aadmi the? Sardar.. 3, Neil Nitin Mukesh
4. Gutthi can do a complete 5 minute intro joke sequence with Neil Nitin Mukesh. "Nitin-Neil, Neil-Nitin, Neil-Mukesh
5. Neil Nitin Mukesh Can't Ride Bike…Coz Tripling Is Now Allowed..!
6. Happy times for Alok Nath since he'd get to do 3 Kanyadaans at Neil Nitin Mukesh's wedding.
7. Neil Nitin Mukesh was the reason behind "Kabool hai, kabool hai, kabool hai"
8. Neil Nitin Mukesh can take a hat-trick in a single ball.
9. Sequel of Amar Akbar Anthony will be called Neil Nitin Mukesh
10. Only Neil Nitin Mukesh can complete a Three -years diploma course in just one year.
11. Neil Nitin Mukesh will play Tom, Dick and Harry in the remake.
12. Neil Nitin Mukesh has never done a double role. Because thats not possible.
13. Chetan Bhagat's next Novel - Three mistake of my life – Neil Nitin Mukesh!!!
14. Neil Nitin Mukesh once booked a ticket on IRCTC and got W/L, RAC & Confirmed ticket for himself!
15. When he was born people said triplets took birth
Others from Twitteratis
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Neil Nitin Mukesh's girlfriend always complains ''2 log humey dekh rahe hain''
— SAMBHA(AB 3D ME BHI) (@sambha_bhilane)
Each film of Neil Nitin Mukesh is considered a trilogy automatically.
— Sir Sri Jhunjhunwala (@jhunjhunwala)
Neil Nitin Mukesh goes alone on road trips.
— Anurag Verma (@kitAnurag)
Neil Nitin Mukesh hates bikes since he was fined for triple riding.
— Ajay (@prtxt)
You can claim a hat trick after taking wicket of Neil Nitin Mukesh .
— Idiot 420 (@idiot_420)
Neil Nitin Mukesh is always on conference call.
— José Covaco (@HoeZaay)
Neil Nitin Mukesh are pissed off about jokes about them
— Tanmay Bhat (@thetanmay)
Passing marks for Neil Nitin Mukesh is 99%
— Farzi Arnab (@justicearnab)
"Teenon bach gaye." - Gabbar Singh, after attempting to shoot Neil Nitin Mukesh.
— Suprateek Chatterjee (@SupraMario)
Two is company. Neil Nitin Mukesh is a crowd.
— Adarsh Munjal (@TheBigBhookad)
Neil Nitin Mukesh has paid tribute to himself by appearing in a film called 3G
— Priyal (@priyal)
#AlokNath got 3 Daughters and they are married to Neil Nitin Mukesh :) #KarDiyaAlokNeKanyadaan
— Prashant Singh (@iAmGolfy)
Neil Nitin Mukesh wants to form a party called "Teen Aadmi Party"
— Pσσנα Lawande ;) (@PoohBear_Goa)
Neil Nitin Mukesh's movie are never superhit because 'Teen Tigaada Kaam Bigaada' #neilnitinmukesh
— Avantika (@stunningmoon)
Three Minutes Three Minutes Three Minutes : Me interrupting Neil Nitin Mukesh on News Hour
— Farzi Arnab (@justicearnab)
After Modi called Salman for lunch, Rahul Gandhi is planning to call Neil Nitin Mukesh for lunch, considering him as 3 votes.
— EngiNerd (@mainbhiengineer)
When Neil Nitin Mukesh uses iPod its called triPOd
— ¯(ツ)/¯ (@jhootha_hi_sahi)
What do you mean Neil Nitin Mukesh's father isn't the author of "THREE Mistakes Of My Life"
— Manjeet Sing :Dahiya (@BeingMSD)
Neil Nitin Mukesh once got a passport photo clicked, photographer charged him for 3.
— पप्पू की माँ (@pappukimumma)
Triathlon can be completed by Neil Nitin Mukesh at one go
— Pσσנα Lawande ;) (@PoohBear_Goa)
"Ace_Of_Pace: When Neil Nitin Mukesh files his taxes, he ends up paying teen guna lagaan.
— Kareena Ranbir No.1 (@Aishwarya_Tej)
"@floydimus: Neil Nitin Mukesh is the brand ambassador of Bagpiper, cuz "Khoob jamega rang, jab mil baithenge teen yaar…""
— kunjal (@Kunjal31)
Neil Nitin Mukesh votes for AAP, BJP and Congress respectively.
— Arnab Goswami (@ArnabGoswami_)
Think thrice before you crack a joke on Neil Nitin Mukesh.
— Shakti Shetty (@Shakti_Shetty)
Neil Nitin Mukesh is allowed to play only two balls in one cricket over.
— Jaydeep . CPP (@Retardashian)
Neil Nitin Mukesh's office is 21km from his home. But the effort taken is only for 7km.
— Ayush P Vora (@ayush_vora)
Question on Neil Nitin Mukesh in KBC,Who was lead actor in Johny Gaddar? 1. Neil 2. Nitin 3. Mukesh 4. All of the above.@neilnmukesh
— Himanshu Singh™ (@khanshahrukh904)
One small step for neil nitin mukesh is three steps for mankind
— onkar anand (@IidiotlyOK)
You can be lonely but never alone. ~ Neil Nitin Mukesh
— Anand (@OfficialAnand)
#YoKejriwalSoHonest that he invite Neil Nitin Mukesh.................thrice!!!
— Chandan Sinha #HDL (@cksinha)
When Neil Nitin Mukesh prepares Maggi , it got prepared in 2/3 minutes..
— Fragile_Item (@Handle_Vid_Care)
The next 3 episodes of comedy night with kapil will feature Neil Nitin Mukesh.
— 501 crore Gandhi (@gaggycool)
Neil nitin mukesh is never invited in weddings.1 ko bulaya aur 3 chale aaye
— Jimit Doshi (@d_jimit)
ALOK NATH wants his daughter to marry NEIL NITIN MUKESH in future so dat she gets Bhai,Pati & Baap ka pyar at d same time @NeilNMukesh
— Fakhruddin (@imFakhruddin)
Neil Nitin Mukesh loves traveling in the train.Because he always gets the lower berth.And the middle.And the upper#NeilNitinMukesh
— JAYRAJ SAWANT (@JrajRS_Corleone)
All the Dhoom movies can be made only once with Neil Nitin Mukesh
— Being Misquoted (@SandipThink)
Neil Nitin Mukesh 3 people topping India trends today for the 1st time in Twitter's history.
— smile spreader (@jwalamohithg)
Neil Nitin Mukesh get 3 delivery reports for each sms he sends.
— Panauti (@PanautiRaja)
Neil Nitin Mukesh is optimist, pessimist and realist.
— Moksh. (@mukeshchandnani)
Neil Nitin Mukesh uses a triple SIM phone
— Aditya Choudhary (@adityac)
If you want free passes,call Neil Nitin Mukesh!He always has two to spare from the three he gets to the same event!
— Dee's Glee! (@dipzchillin)
Neil Nitin Mukesh can be the new ambassador of Zandu balm because ek balm teen kaam
— Ashutosh Pathak (@ap8130012101)
Neil Nitin Mukesh uses a triple SIM phone
— Aditya Choudhary (@adityac)
If you want free passes,call Neil Nitin Mukesh!He always has two to spare from the three he gets to the same event!
— Dee's Glee! (@dipzchillin)
Neil Nitin Mukesh can be the new ambassador of Zandu balm because ek balm teen kaam
— Ashutosh Pathak (@ap8130012101)
Neil Nitin Mukesh is the only person involved in Love Triangle @NeilNMukesh
— Gagan Thakur (@gagan_gt)
What @NeilNMukesh can do but SRK or Salman can't. Group discussion with himself :)
— varun jain (@1234varun)
@NeilNMukesh Neil Nitin Mukesh is always on conference call.