If you have an Internet connection and a set of working eyes, you're probably aware that Kim Kardashian's blonde hair made a big splash in Paris this week.
But, of course, her Lannister locks aren't Kim's only weapons for taking the City of Light by storm.
As she so often does, Kim has put her boobs on full display, and the French are loving every minute of it.
(This is, after all, the country where it's acceptable to think snails are delicious and Jerry Lewis is a comic genius. No accounting for taste.)
Unfortunately for Kim, not everyone is impressed by her classic combination of blonde hair and giant exposed breasts, and it seems one A-lister is not shy about expressing her anti-Kim feelings.
"Katy Perry looked mortified when she ran into Kim at Givenchy and people wanted to take pictures of them," a source tells Hollywood Life.
"Kim was in one of her boob-exposing outfits, and you could tell Katy wanted to get away. Katy has worn revealing outfits in the past, but even she thinks Kim is not dressing appropriately for Paris Fashion Week."
Really? Really, Katy Perry?! Either this story is BS, or Katy is a hypocrite of the highest order.
Anyone who's heard Katy sing without the benefit of studio magic knows that she basically owes her career to her amazing boobs.
She's been calling attention to her girls for so long that millions of people have made bets on Katy's cleavage.
We're thinking it might be best for Katy to get off her high horse and dial down the criticism a bit.
She's already feuding with Taylor Swift. If she goes after Kim too, she's basically messing with the Internet's two favorite things that aren't cats or porn.
26 Best Pics of Katy Perry's Cleavage
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Katy Perry W Magazine Photo
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Katy Perry looking sultry in the new issue of W Magazine. Hottest thing ever.
2.
Ellen and Katy Perry
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Ellen ogles Katy Perry's cleavage at the Grammys. Not that we blame her.
3.
Katy Perry at 2013 Grammys
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We really like Katy Perry's fashion choice here. Two aspects of it stand out in particular.
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Katy Perry Riding
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Katy Perry riding a bike. What a lucky bike.
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5.
Katy Perry's Sunglasses
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Katy Perry's sunglasses are just the cutest. Hard not to fall for the gal.
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Katy Perry GQ Photo (February 2014)
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Katy Perry covers the new issue of GQ. She looks like this. We hate John Mayer so hard.
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Hot Hot Katy
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Katy Perry is hot stuff. Of this there is little doubt. Look at the photo, though, for additional evidence.
8.
Give Us a Kiss
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We wish.
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Katy Perry GQ Cover
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Katy Perry covers GQ and looks so sexy, it's literally melting our computer screen.
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Katy Perry in GQ (February 2014)
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Katy Perry looks smoking hot in GQ. Is anyone surprised? At all?
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Katy Perry W Cover
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Katy Perry looking absolutely stunning on the latest cover of W Magazine. Hottest thing ever.
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Katy Perry, Whipped Cream
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Katy Perry and a whipped cream bra star in this GIF that doesn't conjure up any sexual thoughts whatsoever.
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13.
Katy Perry Bouncing
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Katy Perry loves Twerking. Or just bouncing up and down. Gotta love it.
14.
Katy Perry Twerking
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Katy Perry is so freaking HOT and Twerking (sort of) in this amazing GIF. It's like she is mounting and going to town on an invisible John Mayer.
15.
Katy Perry Bikini Photograph
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Katy Perry in a bikini in Rolling Stone. That is what we're talking about.
16.
Katy Perry's Cleavage
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Katy Perry's cleavage is so intense. We could stare at it for days. Days.
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17.
Katy Sings It
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Katy Perry is beautiful and very successful. Talented? Eh, she's got a great body and catchy songs. That's all there is to it.
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Katy Perry Rolling Stone Cover
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Katy Perry on the cover of Rolling Stone. Enough. Said.
19.
Katy Perry Topless Picture
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Another fine picture of Katy Perry topless. What a fine piece of woman she is.
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Katy Perry Esquire Cover
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Katy Perry looks tremendous on the cover of Esquire. To the surprise of no one at THG.
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21.
Katy Perry Topless
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This is a picture of Katy Perry topless. Esquire brings us the magic this time. Awesome work.
22.
Awesome Katy
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Katy Perry poses for Complex magazine, showing off her best angle if we do say so ourselves. And we do say so. And would again.
23.
Katy Perry Esquire Photo
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Another rather sexy picture of the singer Katy Perry in the new issue of Esquire magazine (April 2009). Girl has us with those eyes.
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Hot Katy Perry
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To say the least. Katy Perry looks quite sexy in this picture from Esquire. We'd kiss this girl and like it!
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25.
In Love With Perry
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We sure are. With outfits like that, how can you not be?
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Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus
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Katy Perry likes to kiss girls. And it looks like Miley Cyrus is happy to oblige the singer.
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