God bless “LongTitlesMakeMeHappy."
An Imgur user whose real name is Aiden, this individual apparently talks in his sleep.
Often.
And his wife has take to jotting down the funniest things he says while getting his ZZZZZs, occasionally sending them to him as a text message.
Thankfully for the Internet, Aidan has since screen-shotted a bunch of these messages and shared them online.
Prepare to laugh hilariously in 3... 2... 1...
1. What About the Cats?!?
We really hope that person isn't planning to harm any cats.
2. Beware of Shipments
Just... beware.
3. Belgians Are So Lucky
They get to be Belgium all the time!
4. So Much Better Than Grade 12
You really dodged a bullet there, honey!
5. Give Me Back My Medals!
How dare you do this to me?!?
6. SMASH TIME!
It's getting close. It's almost here!
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