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Fun electoral college geekery - 2 Updates

Deer Donald Trump - 2 Updates

Mission Accomplished - 4 Updates

Suspect the NRA won't have much to say about this - 1 Update

Trump: I only talked dirty, never actually groped women - 1 Update

Comedians quit jobs right and left because - 1 Update

Why can't it be played in Gainesville? - 4 Updates

Isis gets something half right - 3 Updates

Florida Chickenous - 1 Update

Aggravated judge tosses off robe, joins courtroom scuffle - 1 Update

Rivers and Fouts - 1 Update

Poor Melania being horribly attacked - 1 Update

If I were looking for the center of the universe - 1 Update

A new MNC awarded to Oklahoma State - 1 Update

When you're lost - 1 Update

Fun electoral college geekery

"The Cheesehusker, Trade Warrior" <Iamtj4life@gmail.com>: Oct 14 03:51AM -0700

On Thursday, October 13, 2016 at 7:56:36 PM UTC-5, xyzzy wrote:
> Introducing the 45th president of the United States...Evan McMullin.

> http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/how-evan-mcmullin-could-win-utah-and-the-presidency/?ex_cid=538fb

He seems sane - I might vote for him just b/c

darkstar7646@gmail.com: Oct 14 09:48AM -0700

On Thursday, October 13, 2016 at 5:56:36 PM UTC-7, xyzzy wrote:
> Introducing the 45th president of the United States...Evan McMullin.

> http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/how-evan-mcmullin-could-win-utah-and-the-presidency/?ex_cid=538fb

Basically, if I understand: It's he wins Utah in a basic 269-269 scenario, no one gets a majority and the top three go to the House via the 12th Amendment, one vote per state.

Mike

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Deer Donald Trump

Eagle@bellsouth.net (J. Hugh Sullivan): Oct 14 12:27PM

On Thu, 13 Oct 2016 15:16:34 -0700 (PDT), darkstar7646@gmail.com
wrote:

> to open fire on the nearest abortion clinic/gay bar/welfare office or the =
>like. As many have pointed out, the rank and file see Trump as someone who=
> will do more than just talk about it.

There is some truth in what you said.

I think abortion clinics are better than coat hangers in the alley -
but for emergency, not for stupidity. I think handicapped people
deserve help. It worked very well before the government took charge.
As for queers I have never needed one.

My hope is that Trump would slow the progressive hero worship of
queers and worthless, incompetent people.

Opening fire is not the answer.

Hugh

darkstar7646@gmail.com: Oct 14 09:47AM -0700

On Friday, October 14, 2016 at 5:27:52 AM UTC-7, J. Hugh Sullivan wrote:

> My hope is that Trump would slow the progressive hero worship of
> queers and worthless, incompetent people.

> Opening fire is not the answer.

And this is why I state differently: I've seen a lot of those people -- you won't rehab them and there's no point in doing so.

Moreover, I'm not just talking about your racism and all that. Give you one example I've given before: There was a lawyer in Huntington Beach that actually got to the signature phase (before the courts canned it in California) an initiative allowing and forcing the shooting of all LGBT's in the state, with the public allowed to do so one year after effect if the police did not.

Mike

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Mission Accomplished

"the_andrew_smith@yahoo.com" <agavinsmith@gmail.com>: Oct 14 05:19AM -0700

https://www.whitehouse.gov/blog/2011/10/21/president-obama-has-ended-war-iraq

CtrlAltDel <altiemcd@aol.com>: Oct 14 03:19PM

> https://www.whitehouse.gov/blog/2011/10/21/president-obama-has-ended-war-
iraq

Didn't read because, who cares? What I care about now is this war monger
intentionally attempting to start a war with Russia. Helping ISIS attack
innocent Syrians while Murican's are in Syria illegally. Flapping those
jowls about Aleppo when Obama starts losing against the Russians and
Syrians there.

It just goes on and on. Obama's Arab Spring movement has failed in
Syria. It wasn't like Libya or all the others. Syrians don't want a
jihadist Muslim government like the United States tries to implement in
all the nations it touches.

He should just admit his failure and move on. No Muslim Brotherhood or
ISIS or al-Nusra or al-Qaeda or any of the other REBELS that Murica is
contracting out to go after a leader of a sovereign nation are going to
take over Syria and give it to the savages.

I ask again, WTF did Assad really ever do to his citizens or anyone else,
for that matter, when he was overnight branded a monster and a vicious
dictator? All that silly shit about chemical weapons on his own people
was probably just Murica's rebels playing games on a lazy afternoon and
trying to get the upper hand propaganda wise. Either way,

I just don't remember Assad murdering his own folks on a massive scale or
being a religious freak like the Saudi's, Iranians, Iraqi's, etc... In
fact, the bitches there could show their eyeballs and face and arms and
even legs on occasion. It was like a once in a 5 thousand year time cycle
that a nation as relaxed, advanced, sophisticated, free and open to all
religions and cultures has existed in that area of the globe.

Assad was actually doing great things in Syria before Obama decided to
label him some kind of monster. But why, why Syria and why is Obama ready
to start a war to help horrible, horrible people who kill in the name of
GAWD?

CtrlAltDel <altiemcd@aol.com>: Oct 14 03:23PM

I mean, damn, Syria was very nice in many ways. It was almost like Israel
without so many Jews, which is a positive for many but not me personally.
I like the Jews. Anyway, I guess I just don't get why Obama told the
media to report Assad as a horrible, relentless, vile dictator that was
murdering his own people in vast purges.

"Damon Hynes, Cyclone Ranger" <damonhynes@gmail.com>: Oct 14 08:56AM -0700

He tries to land a F-14 and he'll sink an aircraft carrier...

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Suspect the NRA won't have much to say about this

Futbol Phan <sgzphd@gmail.com>: Oct 14 09:12AM -0700

Federal government dramatically undercounts minors' deaths by guns:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2016/10/14/ap-usa-today-gun-accidents-children/91906700/

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Trump: I only talked dirty, never actually groped women

dotslashderek@gmail.com: Oct 14 09:01AM -0700

Flag should say "don't leave your daughters alone with me".

Don't worry - I'll just assume the ButBill.

Although the level of desperate aggressiveness with trump - what a loser, constantly rebuffed in spite of alleged riches. Dude has no game. Thinking he needs a stronger tic tac.

Or a better wig.

A less repulsive personality?

I could go on.

Cheers.

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Comedians quit jobs right and left because

CtrlAltDel <altiemcd@aol.com>: Oct 14 03:00PM

Trump made their audience start getting drunk, belligerent, and one of
them screamed out something about a Mexican. Before Trump, comedy club
type scenes in shit-hole venues were where all the virtuous, respectable,
decent, and sober people all hung out and just chilled.

After Trump, according to those self-important enough to believe the world
revolves around them, it's just been horrible and he is too blame and it
has to, just has to stop.

Naturally, this liberal comedian may just be lying as part of the
narrative that Obama and his media and Hill-Dog have total and complete
control over. It's the thousand cuts that get you.

Probably no white person even said anything to a Mexican, because we are
pretty meek and mild people and aren't very brave or tough. I could
envision Mexicans or Blacks picking on some whites, but hardly the other
way around. That just doesn't happen anymore, very rarely if at all.

https://is.gd/osq0bQ

Another Second City Cast Member Quits After Offensive Audiences
October 13, 2016 3:50 PM By Steve Miller
Filed Under: Audience, Donald Trump, Offensive Behavior, Peter Kim, Second
City, Second City ETC, Steve Miller

CHICAGO (CBS) — A fourth member of Second City's ETC revue quit after
multiple occurrences of offensive behavior from audiences.
Peter Kim, Second City (WBBM/Steve Miller)

Peter Kim, Second City (WBBM/Steve Miller)

33-year-old Peter Kim told WBBM that audiences here in Chicago and across
the country where he has toured, seem to feel emboldened by the no-holds-
bars, speak-your-mind style of Donald Trump.

"I really think he gave people carte blanche to act and behave hateful,"
Kim said.

Kim said audiences have gotten more abusive in the past year and has heard
people use the 'f' word, alluding to a slur against gays.

"The straw that broke the camel's back for me was a man was sitting next
to a Hispanic couple," Kim said. "We asked a question to another lady,
completely different lady, we said, 'Hey, ma'am, what is something small
that pisses you off, like getting stuck in traffic.'"

The man, unsolicited, screamed out, 'Sitting too close to a Mexican,'
while sitting next to a Hispanic couple.

Kim said there was another time he felt physically threatened by a man who
got too close to the stage.

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Why can't it be played in Gainesville?

Futbol Phan <sgzphd@gmail.com>: Oct 13 09:38PM -0700

On Thursday, October 13, 2016 at 5:34:24 PM UTC-5, Damon Hynes, Cyclone Ranger wrote:
> http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/17787455/lsu-tigers-florida-gators-agree-nov-19-makeup-game

> Since it appears that LSU's admin was being a bunch of whiny bitches, I hope Florida snotfucks them.

> And that Presby plays South Alabama. Symmetry.

There are losers all the way around. How about the poor fans who were so looking forward to one of those classic SEC late November tilts: Presbyterian@Florida?

Eagle@bellsouth.net (J. Hugh Sullivan): Oct 14 12:33PM

On Thu, 13 Oct 2016 21:38:10 -0700 (PDT), Futbol Phan

>> Since it appears that LSU's admin was being a bunch of whiny bitches, I hope Florida snotfucks them.

>> And that Presby plays South Alabama. Symmetry.

>There are losers all the way around. How about the poor fans who were so looking forward to one of those classic SEC late November tilts: Presbyterian@Florida?

Some teams open with Hawaii and some teams open with SoCal.

Hugh

michael anderson <mianderson79@gmail.com>: Oct 14 06:10AM -0700

Florida fans are much happier than LSU fans about this....neither team is doing much this year, so florida is thrilled to get the home game switched next year and now they get 17 and 18 in Gainesville(when they hope to actually be good)

Emperor Wonko the Sane <doug@sorensensdomain.net>: Oct 14 07:59AM -0700

On Friday, October 14, 2016 at 7:34:10 AM UTC-5, J. Hugh Sullivan wrote:

> >> And that Presby plays South Alabama. Symmetry.

> >There are losers all the way around. How about the poor fans who were so looking forward to one of those classic SEC late November tilts: Presbyterian@Florida?

> Some teams open with Hawaii and some teams open with SoCal.

Two unranked 3-3 teams. What's your point?

Doug

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Isis gets something half right

"the_andrew_smith@yahoo.com" <agavinsmith@gmail.com>: Oct 14 06:35AM -0700

Banned cats as pets

JGibson <james.m.gibson@gmail.com>: Oct 14 06:43AM -0700

> Banned cats as pets

Half right? Do you mean they should have banned cats altogether or pets altogether?

xyzzy <xyzzy.dude@gmail.com>: Oct 14 06:58AM -0700

> Banned cats as pets

Not that I'm going to get into a theological argument about a religion I don't follow with a bunch of terrorist fucknuts, but....

The domestic cat is a revered animal in Islam.[1] Admired for its cleanliness as well as for being loved by the Islamic prophet Muhammad, the cat is considered "the quintessential pet" by Muslims.[2]

from: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_and_cats

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Florida Chickenous

"the_andrew_smith@yahoo.com" <agavinsmith@gmail.com>: Oct 14 05:15AM -0700

Jeremy Foley got some egg on his face, now he's complaining.

The game will now be played in Baton Rouge and UF loses the $.

But hey, at least they got the off week for their injured players like they really wanted.

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Aggravated judge tosses off robe, joins courtroom scuffle

"the_andrew_smith@yahoo.com" <agavinsmith@gmail.com>: Oct 14 04:05AM -0700

That defendant is a complete idiotic child.

"I want her to tell me to leave her alone."

She brought you to court clown.

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Rivers and Fouts

"the_andrew_smith@yahoo.com" <agavinsmith@gmail.com>: Oct 14 03:58AM -0700

That's pretty cool.

Air Coryell.

Even after watching Rivers in college for a couple years that throwing motion always stuck in the back of my mind as limiting. I haven't watched him play in forever, but I bet I still can't get over it.

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Poor Melania being horribly attacked

xyzzy <xyzzy.dude@gmail.com>: Oct 14 10:48AM

> They're just throwing crap out and hoping that something sticks!

> IA DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THIS WOMAN!
> WOW!

So the rest of the article is true, then? She didn't dispute anything else
in it?

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If I were looking for the center of the universe

Ken Olson <kolson@freedomnet.org>: Oct 14 12:23AM -0400

On 10/13/2016 10:36 PM, shiite wrote:

>> http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/13/health/hubble-telescope-galaxies-trnd/index.html

>> Cheers.

> No need for a telescope. The penis of any 19 year old man is the center of the universe.

Are you sure it isn't any woman's vagina?

--
"If you're going to kick authority in the teeth, you might as well use
two feet."
- Keef

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A new MNC awarded to Oklahoma State

gdbperry@gmail.com: Oct 13 09:38PM -0700

Indeed! Oklahoma State played 2 teams out of 9 with winning records, Tulsa and St. Mary's. Every team Army played had a winning record except for Villanova that was 4-4 and 2 military teams for which the college football data warehouse site didn't have any records.

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When you're lost

Michael Press <rubrum@pacbell.net>: Oct 13 01:52PM -0700

When you're lost in the rain in Juarez and it's Easter time too.
And gravity fails and negativity won't pull you through.
Don't put on any airs down on Rue Morgue Avenue.
They've got some hungry women there and they'll really make a mess out of you.

--
Michael Press

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