2016-07-13

Q: Dear 100 Hour Board,

Instinct, Valor, or Mystic?

-Inverse Insomniac, proud Team Instinct member

A:

Dear Inverse Insomniac,

Valor, because who doesn't like raw, unchecked power?

I was told when I was added to the official Team Valor - Utah Facebook page that Valor is the most organized group in Utah. Not sure if that's true or not.

-The Entomophagist

A:

Dear I2,

Instinct all the way! Hi teammate!!! :D

~Dr. Occam

A:

Dear Inverse Insomniac,

Mystic. At first, blue was going to be my last choice, but then the picture of Mystic's team leader showed SWORDS STRAPPED TO HER BACK. My 'nym isn't Kirito for nothing! Except...looking at it again not on my tiny phone screen, that was probably her belt rather than swords. Oh well. Either way, I'll totally stand behind researching Pokemon evolution because that's just my kind of thing.

-Kirito

A:

Dear II,

Team Mystic all the way!

-Spectre

A:

Hello Kitty,

To translate Pokémon into language BYU people understand:

Mystic = Ravenclaw

Instinct = Hufflepuff

Valor = Slytherin

Gryffindors are the special snowflakes that insisted on getting Pikachu as their starter because they assume they're the protagonist of the story.

-M.O.D.A.Q.

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