Q: Dear Marauders,
Professor Severus Snape, master of this school, commands you to yield the information you conceal!
(Translation: will you please introduce yourselves?)
-Metaphor
A:
Dear Snape,
Ms. Prickles presents her compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.
Ms. Bluetongue agrees with Ms. Prickles, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git.
Mr. Claws would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor.
Ms. Foxtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball.
-The Marauders
A:
Dear Metaphor,
Prickles transforms into an adorable hedgehog.
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While Foxtail, unsurprisingly, turns into a fox!
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Bluetongue is a blue-tongued skink! Technically, she wanted to be a red tegu, but Bluetongue sounds slightly cooler than "Lizardtail" or "Scaleshed" or something like that. 
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Claws is a ferocious housecat (if those exist).
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Rabies is actually a dog. With rabies. Well, by "actually" we mean that he actually transforms into a dog with rabies. And by "actually" we mean that he pretends to have that power.
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Feathers is a small sparrow.
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These are all the marauders that have currently participated, which is not to say that there won't be more names in the future.
-The Marauders
We solemnly swear we are up to no good.
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