You don't have to be a jealous girlfriend to find yourself cracking the code on bae's phone and scrolling through it like a woman possessed. You just have to be human. No matter what your moral stance is on phone snooping, we've all done it...or have, at one stage or another, at least thought about doing it. Here are things we all think when we're crouched over our BF's phone, hyperventilating, thumbs twitching, ready to rock...
1) Who Are These 'Girls'???
Literally, who are they? Cousins? Friends? WIVES?
2) Should I Replace All Of His Photos With Selfies Of Me?
That'd be a yes.
3) How Do I Scroll ThroughAll 400 Contacts In Five Minutes?
They see me scrolling, they HATING.
4) I'm Screenshotting Everything. EVERYTHING
Try and deny shit then, buster.
5) I'm Sending A Snapchat Of My Face To Every Girl On His Phone
Watch out hoes, I'm onto you all.
6) I'm Gonna Text His Mom Hi
Oh she LOVES me, we tight.
7) What If He Sees My Fingerprints On The Screen???
Better aggressively rub it with my sleeve and hope for the best.
8) If That's A Nude, I'm Going To Smash This Thing
Oh never mind, it's just his cat. *Purr*
9) Who Is Alex??? I Hate Unisex Names
Alex, why do you have to be so fucking selfish right now? Dickhead.
10) I Could SeriouslyRuin His Pokmon Go Account
I am a strong, independent, not to be fucked with kinda woman.
11) I'm Changing His Background To A Fab Pic Of Us Together
Good God, my teeth look marvellous in this one. *Cheese*
12) He Will Never Know I've Been Here
What is he? Observant? UNLIKELY.
13) IMight Change His Lock Code Just To Watch Him Squirm
Muhawhahwahwahwahwhawhahwah. (I'm basically a she-devil right now.)
14) What If I Make His Ringtone A Recording Of Me Saying 'I Know Everything'
I should have my own show, I am literally TOO funny. *Laughs hysterically*
15) This Is Just A Routine Security Check, Not A Violation Of Privacy
This is for both the protection of our relationship and for our national security. Amen to that.
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