Global Warming - You didn't care then, its too late now
Our scientists had always told us about the ill-effects of global warming and Al Gore and Leo Di Caprio also sent us constant reminders of how we should try and use less water and use eco-friendly substances etc. We know you didn't try to save the earth from global warming and now is thus, the time to face the music.
Constant Catastrophes - God's Revenge
Seriously, do you want more proof of the fact that that the world is slowly reaching its end? With over a hundred earthquakes, tsunamis, hurricanes, terror attacks, hailstorms, floods, volcanic eruptions, landslides, etc we have a "titanic" reason to worry.
Worldwide Mess - There's a reason for this Mess
Translates to the major social, political and economic mess that's going on around the world. Some of the major events that have shook the world and also claimed lives are the Egyptian Revolution, the Libyan Civil War, the Occupy Wall Street Movement, London Riots and our home-grown Anna Hazare movement, apart from many other revolutionary movements in various other countries is indicative something larger that might be in store for us.
Astrological Predictions - Your Jyotish is Wrong!
This is where it really starts getting eerie. The world is indeed going to end according to the predictions made by Mayan astrologers, Hindu mythology, the Bible and Nostradamus. All of them suggest the same fate for 2012 i.e. the beginning of the end of the world. Who cares if a few supposed 'intelligent thinkers' don't believe in it? The predictions of Nostradamus were accurate with respect to the London Fire of 1966, the II World War and 9/11.
Legendary Deaths - Everybody Important is Dead
2011 is already ending on a mournful note since it has seen the death of a lot of influential personalities. A number of our loved celebs left this world. Steve Jobs died, so did Tiger Pataudi and Amy Winehouse and Dev Anand and Jagjit Singh and Elizabeth Taylor and many others. Co-incidentally, this was also the year which saw the death of Osama bin Laden and Muanmar Gaddafi. What more do you want us to say? You're next?
NASA Findings - Yes, The NASA
A few years back leaks had been found in the earth's magnetic poles giving rise to speculations that it would lead to some massive upheaval on the planet. This year again, reports have flown about the shift in the earth poles which has again given us reason to believe in the theory.
2013 Doesn't Sound Right
Those of you that don't think 13 is an unlucky number, we're not talking to you. Those that do only have to imagine the significance of the year 2012. Isn't it way too uncanny that the astrologers don't see the world stepping into 2013? The number 13 itself gives the inkling of a bad omen. So, it is only obvious that the world is coming to an end on 2012, right?
Manmohan Knows - He knew all Along
This explains his silence in the face of the socio-political unrest that has hit the country. Therefore, while everyone is screaming about the country being a banana republic and the all the politicians being corrupt, etc. etc. Manmohan is basking in the warmth of his secret knowledge. So, dear Mr. Prime Minister, now that we have revealed you secret, what do you have to say to that?