2016-04-06

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whatsapp status for Punjabi helps you to impress your friends, family or other one because this language has become the most popular language of today. Several non Punjabi people love to update their status with Punjabi cool Punjabi Ghaint status for Whatsapp / Fb or Ghaint Jatti Status.

Aaj Tan Sala Dil V Dhamkian De Reha,

Kehnda Kar Yaad, Nahi Dhadkana Chad Dyu

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iK hAth De viCh bOttle reHnDi, tE dOOjE dE viCh ChiThiyAn,

mOOh Di miThi ChhAd ke tUrr gYi yAaDaa’n miThiyAn miThiyAn.

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Janam Janam Tak Ve Sajjna,

Tera Mera Saath Rahe,

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Terra pyAAr 500 de nOte vaRga,

dArr lAgDa DUPLICATE na hOve

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Kash oh jaan mang lendi tan asi de deni c has ke,

par chandri ne facebook acc. da PASSWORD mang leya .

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Main keha Meet menu har munda teri ID cho unfriend chahida.

kamli ne pehla number mera hi laa ta.

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Assi Chah ke ve USDA didaar Nahi kr sakde,

khushnaseb NE ? ??? Jo ohde shehar vich rehnde ne.!

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WHATSAPP ?? Ho ke ??

Hun ?????? FB Wale ????? Nu_?

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ohNu pauN Lyi maI RAbB NaL V ladH LAiNda,

Par…FeR maI SOcHyA K REsuLt da tYm a…rAb Nal panGA LAIna theEK NAI.

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Dine chain na aave,

raati neend na aave.

Mai rab nu puchea,

rabba ki ehi pyar hai.

Rab kehnda oh soja chup kr ke,

garmi naal sarre passe ehi haal hai.

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akkh chadi te muchch khadi… tohar anokhi sarkaar di…

vekkhi scenty na hoji mutiyare.. vekh akkh velli yaar di.

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Hor gallan tenu bdiyan aundia ‘I LOVE YOU’ kEhn Lagge kyU daRdi Ae,

jiUndi rHe teri chOti bhEn pyAri maiNu nit mSgs te”JIJU JIJU”

kaRdi Ae !!

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Cheeja Varti diyaa chote.

YaaaaR ni Varti de…!

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ohnu shakk a ki mai ohde lyi jaan nai de skda.

mainu khauf a ‘oh rovegi boht mainu ajmaun to baad.

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Nice Punjabi Whatsapp Status

Sanu kuj v ni chaheya da teriya khushiya to vadh k .

Tainu sathon vadh KOI chahunda AE, tan bhul ja ?? sadke.

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Raat nu 2 Bande He?? de ne, phla

?? krn ?? 2 jaa Life kuj krn.

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Dil karda ae tere

kol aa ke ruk java.

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Hun Jithe Yaada Teriya Rehndiya Ne.

Dekh jina nu muh mud de c rafflan de.

Shikari ban gye sohniya sohniya shakla de.

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KaAsH koI sAnNu PETroL de RaTe wAaNG

pYAar kaRe … JeHdA waDhDaA hi jaAve.

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PyAr MeRa PaHuNcH GaYa AeHo JE MuKaAm tE…

ShUrU tErE naAm Te.. KhAtAm TeRe NaAm tE…

ThOdA TiMe tU V kAd yAaRa nU De tU JhAtT…HoVe tErA GuD LuCk Je KaRa MaIn tAiNu

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ohNu pauN Lyi maI RAbB NaL V ladH LAiNda..

Par…FeR maI SOcHyA K REsuLt da tYm a…rAb Nal panGA LAIna theEK NAI.

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tainu choun di sari hadd Muka deva.,

Tu ikk vari haan tan kar sajjna.

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Uthhan wale aye ne lain nu,

Tu viah de chhoti bhen nu

Oh Ammi Main Naiyo Jaana,

Oh Ammi Main Naiyo Jaana,

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Jo assar hai akh di maar ander,

oh na teer te na talwaar andar

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Levis diyan Jeana tu paun lag pyi,

Rbk de shoes chmkaun lag pyi,

Beer chad Wine pee k standard vadon lag pyi,

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Saheliyan naal ghumdi SamJe tu Jive Janab ho gyi,

Ta hi tere ghar de kehnde……

jatta de munde

naal reh ke saadi kudi kharab ho gyi !!!!buuuuuuuu uuuuurrrrr?rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?rrrr

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ThOdA TiMe tU V kAd yAaRa nU De tU JhAtT…HoVe tErA GuD LuCk Je KaRa MaIn tAiNu f**..

DiNe MaShOoK LaD Di …. rAt Nu sAla maChar LaD Da

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Je Pyaar Hai Taan Shaq Kahda,

Je Pyaar Hi Nhi Taan Haq Kahda..

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Pyaar Ta Bhawe Kar Leya,Par Lgda Dar Kite Flirt Hi Na

Hoje, Funny Mood Wala Jeet,Kite Hurt Hi Na Hoje.

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¤ Viah Vicho Paneer Da Pakoda Jdo Mukkda

Sooh Rabb Di , Bai Odo Dil Tuttda

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Whatsapp Status in Punjabi Attitude

If you want to update your profile or status with best Punjabi Attitude Status, status for sardar munde here we have provided awesome Whatsapp status in Punjabi attitude, Desi Punjabi status in Hindi for Whatsapp that will surely describe your full desi personality and you could shine among your circle.

Na chhuri rakde ha,or Na pistol rakhde ha,

DILWALO da beta hu bas dil wich jigar rakhda hu!

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Log sade to jal rahe han…Lagda hai apne sikke bhe Is seher wich chal rahe ne,

Umar che to apa chota ha per Bade-Bade Aashiq sanu salam thokde Ne.

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Desi jeha Jatt c brandy ho gya

Tere piche lag ke trendy ho gya..!!

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Appa ta Chetak te Beh

ke Lai lainde Felling caraan Di

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Ta main ……..Google to AC di photo

Kd ke dekh lainda ,

Gareeb banda hor kr v ki skda!

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Haje Kismat Khrab e ta karke chup ha

Jis din dimag khab ho gya fer tenu dsange

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Jado painda kise NaaL ‘ VaiR ‘_

Phir NiKLE ‘ DUnaaLI ‘ VicHO FaeR_

Ohdo Kh00N sada ‘ AGG ‘ vangu KhoLDA_

BaS iko vari BoLDI ‘ DuNALLI ‘ duJI waar JuDGE BolDA.

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Bachpan De Gali Te Gwand Na Oh Bhulde Khed de C Kali Jotta Oh Tha Na Bhulde

Asi Apniya Khushiya Nu Tere Utto Varde Rahe Hath Wich Si Jotta, Kali Keh Ke Harde Rahe..

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Rati tureya mein Maut nu gal naal laun layi…Par oh v eh kehndiii,

hoyii piche hatt gayi. jaa Tu kafira mere naal ki nibhave gaaa,

jo teinu zindagi nal na nibhaunii aayii.

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Mere pyar di ehni kadar pwayi sajna, rooh tak andar vaas jayin sajna,

j na banaya gaya es janam tenu apna, agley janam ch mere saahan ch vaas k aayin sajna.

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Desi Jatt c brandy ho gya,

Tere piche lag ke trendy ho gya..

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Khabre Kehdi Manzil Di Talaash Ch Hai Oh,

Par Sada Tan Har Raah Uste Aa Ke Mukk Janda

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Ohne Chadeya Tan Yaaran Ne Launi Yaari Chad Ti,

Kise Hor Nu Yaar Banaun Wali Gal Dil Cho Kad Ti

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Yaar Karn Di Asin Tan Had Kar Diti,

Par Bhul Jaan Di Tusi Bhi Kamaal Kar Diti

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Je Tu Mud Ke Na Mere Kol

Aya Ve, Naa Badal Dayi Mera

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Adde Utte Khadi Time Paune Ath Da,

Oye Chak Di Fire O Kudi Time Jatt Da

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Whatsapp Status Love in Punjabi Download

Punjabi is the most popular language of today in India. In fact, it is very popular in all over India, among all other community people. You can get Love Whatsapp status for girls in Punjabi, Punjabi Shayari status for Whatsapp and Punjabi Kaint Status, so now it’s easy to show your love feeling to your loved ones in your favorite language.

Rishte Kache Ghar’an Warge Hunde Ne,

Jehde Anek War Lipne Painde Ne,

Je Lipna Chad Dayiye Tan

Hauli Hauli Mitti Ban Dher Ho Jande Ne

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Waada nahi main chaundi bas koshish kari ki,Jehra rishta hai apnaa nibhai tu,

Ehio hai dua kade hoyie naa judaa,Hath mahi daa kade naa chadd jayi tu..

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Main ni keHndi Rabba k mEnu pyar bahkaSh de,nkoi soHna jEha choHan

waLa yaAr bahkaSh de…pr bSs eni k taManNa hai tUtte hoYe dil di,

jehRa cHori chOri takke ohh dilDaaR bHaksh de.

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Sohneya sajna teri yaad stave ve…

Dill vich vsdeya sajna tainu dil bulave ve…

Tainu rusne da hai chaa bohat…

pr tenu teri jaan mnave ve…

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Ik Te Goodha Pyaar

Dooja Sohna Sada Yaar

Utto Russe Vaar Vaar

Satho Seh Ni Hona

Tere Bin Reh Ni Hona…

Mahi Bin Reh Ni Hona…

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HEY SACHE PATSHAH !

Tu sade jism te sadi Rooh nu Nek karde.

Sade har faisle Wich “Teri” raza Shamil karde.

Jo “TERA” Hukam hove o sada irada karde….

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Asi chah k v usda didaar nai kr sakde… khushnaseb

ne oh lok jo ohde shehar vch rehnde ne

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WhatsApp wali ho gayi kudiye

Tu bhul gyi FB wale yaaran nu,

Dukh’an ne yaar tera Avein khaa liya

Jive ELANTE MALL khaa gya 17 nu..

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Yar russe tan RAB russe,

Yar fir russe tan DIL tute,

Yar fir russe tah JAG shute,

Yar fir russe tah??

maro sale de roz da he kam aa

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bin tere kde ikk pal vi #Dil chain na lainda si,

Akhian rehndian si pyasian jad takk tainu vekh na lainda si,

pyar de badle dhokhe di satt jdon di kha li ve sajjna,

hun bin tere jeen di aadat paa li ve sajna…

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Kad Aayegi Online Tu Kudiyee… Mein Chat Box To Na Nazra Hatava..

Ni Saara Din Facebook Te… Tere Page Te Gediyaan Laava.. ?

Tenuu Chak Lena Baba Ramdev Vangu .,, J Tu Jada…

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Aakhiya De kolo Sada Reh sajna,

Assi Lakh War Tak Ke Vi Nahi Rajna,

Mukhra Na Mori Sada Zor Koi Na,

Kade Chaad Ke Na Javi Sada Hor Koi Na.

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Ishq ishq ta har koi karde,

Par koi Channa wich koodan nu tyaar nahi,

Ki kahiye ajj-kal de jhuthe aashiqa nu,

Dil de sakde ne par jaan nahi.

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Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,

Koi dukh tere nere vi na aave,

Hor ki dua manga rabb to,

Tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!

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Yaar hove oh jo kare pyar te jatave na..

Sanu hove dard te oh seh pave na..

Jad ve mile japfi pake mile..

Avein beganiya de wangu hath milave na.

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Kayi vaari socha aive kaahda pyaar ho gaya,

Hoyea vi ta hoyea inna jyada pyaar ho gaya,

Ohde bina rehna lagge bada aaukha chup reh ke saar jaani aa,

Jhatt aakh denda todh deni yaari, othe fer main haar jaani aa,

Jhatt aakh denda todh deni yaari, othe fer main haar jaani aa,

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kade sahan wich jehdi vasdi si,,,

aj kal gaira nal zindagi bitaundi E…

jo kade Dil de sab ton nede si …

ajj kal People_u_may_know wich aundi E…

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Mainu Tu Chadd Tan Ditta… Par Ae Nahi Socheya Ke J

Hun Kadi Jhooth BolegA Tan Sonh Kihdi Khaenga….??

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Tu Meri Ho Sakdi Nai,Dus Teri Ki Majboori A. Mein tere

Bin jee Sakda Nai, tenu Dasna Boht Jaroori ahh.

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Teri Chandri #Saheli Kutt Khaugi,

Lagge Sade Wich Jehdi Fikk Paugi…

Akhan Tere Naal Layia Jaane Meriye,

Ni Main Tere Ton Prah Ni Mukh Morhda,

Tu Hi Dass Kiven Tera #Dil Torh Dayu,

Tera Yaar Ta Pehlan Hi Nahi Dakka Torhda…

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La K Koi Ghar Bahana Chori-Chori Tenu Main Meln Ve Awa,

Jag Diyan Chandriyan Najaran Tho Tere Pyar Nu Main Kive Lukawa.

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Kudian Di Lagi Lambi Line Dekh La, Kundian Muchaan De Kine Fan Dekh La

Pindan Wali Desi Look Att Kardi, Sohniye Brand Att Paunda Gabru

Kohinoor Heere Naalo Wad Keemti, Vvip Kotte Vich Aunda Gabru

Kohinoor Heere Naale Wad Keemti..

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Gustaakhi Galti Ho Sakdi …Par Kitta Kade Kasoor Nahi…

Idhar Sunke Odhar Launa …Apna Eh Dastoor Nahi

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Ik Tu Hi C,

Jisde Naal Mohabbat Ho Gayi..Warna!

Asin Te Khud Hi Gulaab Han Kisi Khusbu Di Tamana Nahi Rakhde.

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Scooty Activa Naar Di Dil Thaar Di, Sadde Bullet

Di Awaaz Lokan De Parde Kanna De Padd Di.

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Rehna aukha lgda bin tere kyu eh smj na mainu aave

Pr Door main tere ton ho ni skda.

Milean sub kushian tere kolo

Hun cha k v koi gum rula ni skda.

Cha k v Door ja ni skda

Hor kise da ho ni skda,

Written by Kang Saab.

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Unj socha te khayla tu rehndi

Pr cha k v tere khyla nu rok ni skda.

Tere nal bateia Har pal pal mainu yad aa

Jo cha k v bhula ni skda

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manya hun bin mere tu jeena sikh gayi ae

mere #Pyar deya lekha ch tu judai likh gayi ae

meriya tu wafavan dass kehde khatte pavegi

mere naal bitaya bhavein har ikk pal bhul gayi ae

par 18 may de din nu dass tu kiven bhulavengi ?

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iK hAth De viCh bOttle reHnDi, tE dOOjE dE viCh ChiThiyAn.

mOOh Di miThi ChhAd ke tUrr gYi yAaDaa’n miThiyAn miThiyAn.

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Kinna Changa Lagda Si Jado Oh Kehdi Si ,

Tu Fikar Na Kar Main Hain Na Tere Naal .

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Paale Sade Kuch V Nhi Es jaan To Bina

Oh V Kamleya Tere Naam Likhwai Bethe Ha

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Na chhuri rakde ha,or Na pistol rakhde ha,

DILWALO da beta hu bas dil wich jigar rakhda hu!

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Oh Lok Kini Jaldi Door Chale Jande Ne,

Jihna Nu Asin Zindagi Samjh Ke

Gawauna Nahi Chaunde..!!

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Dostaan Nu Har Mehfil Vich Yaad Karange,

Hamesha Rabb Da Dhanwaad Karange,

Na Milya Si, Na Milega Tere Jeha Dost,

Ajj Hi Nahi Hamesha Es Gal Te Naaz Karange

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Dil Karta Hai Zindagi Tujhe De Dun

Zindagi Ki Saari Khusiyan Tujhe De Dun

De De Agar Tu Mujhe Bharosa Apne Saath Ka

To Yakeen Maan Apni Saanse Bhi Tujhe De Dun

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Mohabbat Kisi Se Tab Hi Karna

Jab Mohabbat Ko Nibhana Seekh Lo!!

Majburiyoon Ka Sahara Lekar Chhod

Dena Wafadari Nahi Hoti…

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Asi bhi karage tenu bhulan di koshish,

Tusi bhi ho sake ta sanu yaad na karna,

Asi ta hoe tuhadi khatir barbaad ,

Par hor kise nu inj barbaad na karna

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Oh bachpan de pyar vali nai bhuldi,,

Akh meri osdi yaad vich rehe dhuldi..

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Soch ta bhut dongi a.

Par tere lyi kuj v likhna ena soka ni.

Tere khyal mainu gamma ch v skoon dinde

Hun cha k hanju aakh cho aa ni SKDA

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Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta, kise nu lakh

te kise nu kakh ditta. Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta,

lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.

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raatan nu neend na aave,

ohdi pal pal yaad sataave,

iss dil nu kaun smjhaave,

ki kra.

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Asi kuj v ni chaheya teriya khushiya ton vadh k,

Tainu sathon vadh koi chahunda ae, tan bhul ja jee sadke.

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Kad aayegi online Tu Kudiyee… Mein Chat Box to na naZra hatava..

ni saara din facebook te… tere page te gediyaan laava.. ? !!

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Dil kare tenu vekhan war war sajna,

rabb jinna tera te aitbaar sajna,

aina samundar ch paani nai,

jinna mera dil vich tera layi pyar sajna.

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Kehndi Masoom Jeha Banke Photo Na Paya Kar,

Main Keha, Kyo Ji ?

Kehndi Lipstick Naal Mera Phone Ganda Ho Janda..

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Ess Dil vich dard bathere ne kde vehle behke dsange…

Jisdin tu kalli tkreingi nle rovange nle hasange

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Table’an De Utte Layian Bottlan Tika,

Khol Ke Gilassian Ch Daaru Layi Pa

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Modi Bharat De Pehle PM Ne Jihna Ne Ghar Di

Murgi Daal Brabar Kar Diti Hai, Matlab 140Rs. KG

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Mera Ishq Hai Tu Tan Hi Door Aa Mere To,

Je Zidd Hundi Tan Sham Nu Baahan Ch Hundi

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Main Khuda Nu Pucheya Meri Pasand Kyu Kho Laina Har War,

Has Ke Kehnda Mainu Bhi Pasand Aa Teri Har Pasand

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Kon Jaanda Kise De Darda Nu, Eh Duniya Dhokhebaz Sari,

Sab Lut K Tur Jandeh, Aaj Kal Kon Nibhave Yaari,

Is Ishq Da Shonk Hunda Hai Dil Todna, Aaj Meri Te Kal Kise Hor Di Vari…

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Teri v udeek sanu ohdi v udeek aa

Tere nal pyar sanu ohde nal preet aa

Vekhde aa kon sanu jit ke dikhondi aa

Tu pehla aoundi aa ke mout pehla aoundi aa.

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Sad Whatsapp Status in Punjabi

Whatsapp provides an option to update your status according to the mindset of yours. If you are in low mood and want no body disturb you then our sad Whatsapp status in Punjabi as mtlbi lokha dya status, pagg wale status, ghaint sardar status, dp status in punjabi can help you better. If you are not feeling well or some is kittled by you and you want to coax her then Sad Punjabi quotes and status can help you better just life a true friend.

Tu Meri Ho Sakdi Nai,Dus Teri Ki Majboori A. Mein

tere Bin jee Sakda Nai, tenu Dasna Boht Jaroori ahh

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Jado tak mere dil nu ,Tera fikar rahuga..

Ohdo tak Mere status ..ch tera zikar rahuga

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lai ja apne vaadeyan de adhure kisse

samet k, agli mohabbat vich fer tenu ehna di lod paugi

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Ranga wang ghul ja tereya saha ch.,

hatha wich hath ta mera fad sajjna.,

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Uthhan wale aye ne lain nu,

Tu viah de chhoti bhen nu

Oh Ammi Main Naiyo Jaana,

Oh Ammi Main Naiyo Jaana,

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!Goliyan Chalauniya taan .. Aukhiyaan nhi hundiya …

Kachehriyaan ? ??? Niptaune Aukhe hunde ne …

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Sanu kuj v ni chaheya da teriya khushiya to vadh k ..

Tainu sathon vadh KOI chahunda AE, tan bhul ja ?? sadke.

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Payar? V Kardi Aa… Par Menu ?Dasdi? Nai…..

Mera ?Status? V Like Kardi A… Par ?Fasdi? Nai

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Kudian Di Lagi Lambi Line Dekh La, Kundian Muchaan De Kine Fan Dekh La

Pindan Wali Desi Look Att Kardi, Sohniye Brand Att Paunda Gabru

Kohinoor Heere Naalo Wad Keemti, Vvip Kotte Vich Aunda Gabru

Kohinoor Heere Naale Wad Keemti..

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Ohnu Paun Lyi Mai Rbb Nal V Ladh

Lenda….

Par…Fer Mai Socheya K Paperan Da

Time A…Rbb Naal Pnga Lena Theek Nai..

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Tere layi peg te peg banwa denda,

Tere layi Royal Stag de tabb bharwa denda,

kambaqth tusi taan pende nahi,

nahi taan Tajmahal nu ve theka banwa denda

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Yar russe tan RAB russe,

Yar fir russe tan DIL tute,

Yar fir russe tah JAG shute,

Yar fir russe tah?? maro sale de roz da he kam aa

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Funny Status for Whatsapp in Punjabi | Funny Quotes Punjabi

People generally update their profile and Funy Punjabi Whatsapp status according to, how they are feeling now? Everybody know that Punjabi people are absolutely fun loving guys. They often celebrate, dance and do much more activity as per their mood. For them here we have offered Funny Status for Whatsapp in Punjabi, patiala shahi pagg status, punjabi kudi attitude status, punjabi turban status so that they can show their current mood.

Viah Vicho Paneer Da Pakoda Jdo Mukkda .

Sooh Rabb Di , Bai Odo Dil Tuttda

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Tu Hoi Meto Dur Kyo… Teri Saheli Mainu Sab Ds Gae. . . .

Patise Khaan Di Maari Saaliye…. Halwai De Munde Naal Fass Gai..

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Bachpan De Gali Te Gwand Na Oh Bhulde Khed de C Kali Jotta

Oh Tha Na Bhulde Asi Apniya Khushiya Nu Tere Utto Varde Rahe

Hath Wich Si Jotta, Kali Keh Ke Harde Rahe..

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sohniye ni tere dil vch rehn nu jee krda,

pr ki karaan ni munda tere mech nahiiiii.

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ajj pta lagga k jdo koi umeed khtm hundi

a ta oh insaan v naal he khtam ho jandaa.

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Bengali : Our language is sweetest

We call everyone politely..

Like mithun da, bappi da, pranab da!!

Punjabi : lo ji saddi wi same to same ,

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Punjaabiyaan di shaan wakhri..

Amritsar wich roads te cctv camera install kitae gayae.

Savere police control room nu phone aaya –

Paaji zara lawrence road wale cctv which dekh ke

dasdo ki chole bhature wale di dukan khul gayi ke nahin ?

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Ek Punjabi Ladki shaadi karne k liye Ladke k ghar mein entry karne se pehle pray karti hain:

Rabba !! Ya toh Saas changi hove…nahi toh photo tangi hove..!

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Mehmaan, Main Jad Vi Tuhade Ghar Te Aake Khana Khanda Han,

Tan Tuhada Kutta Mainu Lagatar Ghoorda Rehenda Hai,

Ehnu Koi Bimari Tan Ni Hai?

Mejban Da Baccha: Uncle Jee,

Oh Apni Plate Nu Changi Taranh Pachhaanda Hai.

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Assi Jeonde Aan 1 Vaar

Assi Marde Aan 1 Vaar

Pyar 1 Vaar Hunda Ae

Veyah Vi 1 Vaar Hi Hunda Ae

Taan Fer Ne Saale Exams Var-Vaar Kyon?

“Jago Students, Jago Vai…”

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Mainu Ik Eho Ja Husband Chahida Jehda Mithiyan-Mithiyan Gallan Kare,

Hansi Mazaak Kare

Aur Raatan Nu Mainu Geet Sunave

Banti: Tu Fer FM Radio Naal Veyah Kara Le

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Husband To Wife: Kya TEra Shaadi To PehlAN Koi Boyfriend Si?

Wife Chup Ho Jaandi Hai…

Husband: Main Is Khamoshi nu ki Samjan?

Wife: Pehle Gin To Lawan, Tad he dasan gi

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Punjabi Song Status for Whatsapp

Punjabi songs has clamored all around. Many Punjabi or non Punjabi people love to hear these songs. Updating their profile or status with Punjabi Song lyrics are quite common today. So here we have offered the best Punjabi Song Status for Whatsapp that will show your love towards Punjabi status and also change your mood.

Haan seekha maine jeena jeena kaise jeena..

Haan seekha maine jeena mere humdum…

Na seekha kabhi jeena jeena, kaise jeena…

Na seekha jeena tere bina hum dum…

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Desi Hip Hop We don’t stop….

You know we’re the best now. Karlo arrest now!!!

Aa gaya zamana saada. Tussi karo rest now…

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Enfield Walle Hun Aap Dassde

Bulleta De Utte Sardar Jachde

Sanu Nahi Fikkar Mehnge Petrol Di

Pagg Patiala Shahi

Pagg Patiala Shahi Mull Mod Di

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Duje Lad ch Takayi asi Rayban Ji

College ch Kudi Kalli Kalli Fan Ji

Sade Nalo Jyada Sadi Akh Bol Di

Pagg Patiala Shahi

Pagg Patiala Shahi Mull Mod Di

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Eve picche jaan da na koi faida

Eh dar vaang tittran di

Aape milugi mod te khad ke

Je lod hoi mittran di

Laiye nitt gym chit rakkhi da aa kaim v

Modan te khalon da na sade kol tym v

Saambh ke sareer asi rakheya

Na lod kitti fikran di

Aape milugi mod te khad k

Je lod hoi mittran di

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Tere Naal Chalde Ne

Mere Sare Saah sajjna

Tuhi Ae Manzil Meri

Tuhio Mera Raah Sajjna

Ve Baag Mohabbatan Da

Tere Naa Le k Khil JAVE

Eni k Tamanna Meri

K tu mainu Mil Jave

Eni K Tamanna Meri Tu Mainu Mil Jave

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Laggdi Mainu Jivein Ambra Di Queen Aa

Mithiyan Gallan Kare Kudi Namkeen Aa..

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Desi Hip Hop We don’t stop….

You know we’re the best now. Karlo arrest now!

Aa gaya zamana saada. Tussi karo rest now.!

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Koi kehta mjhe Boss..

Koi krta Salaam..

Koi kehta OMG tu lgta Shaitaan

But I m a Badboy

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Desi Punjabi Status for Whatsapp

Here we are going with a huge collection of Desi Punjabi Status for Whatsapp hits for all the Indians who are basically from Punjab. Any other language status cannot be compared to these ones because it has a something Desi tint in them so grab the best Punjabi statuses and make your friends follow you.

Kad aayegi online Tu Kudiyee,

Mein Chat Box to na naZra hatava,

ni saara din facebook te…

tere page te gediyaan laava

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ohNu pauN Lyi maI RAbB NaL V ladH LAiNda..

Par…FeR maI SOcHyA K REsuLt da tYm a…rAb Nal panGA LAIna theEK NAI.

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ni torh shor kaddh assi aayie tere piche aivei thakk gaye maar-2 gerhiyaa,

sunn le tuh gall saddi kaddh de koi hall,

tennu sadde toh shikataan dass kehdiyaa.

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Dine chain na aave,

raati neend na aave.

Mai rab nu puchea,

rabba ki ehi pyar hai.

Rab kehnda oh soja chup kr ke,

garmi naal sarre passe ehi haal hai.

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Ni mAiN PyAr cH ShReEf lAdAi wIcH GuNdA

MeRi aAnKhA ViCh aNkHa pAkE DeKhDa nI MuNdA.

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JaDO PeNDa KiSE NaaL ‘ VaiR ‘_

Fer NiKLE ‘ DUNaLLI ‘ VicHO FaaR_

Ohdo Kh00N ‘ SADA ‘ AGG WaNG KhoLDA_

BaS ik WaaR BoLDI ‘ DuNALLI ‘ duJI Vaar JuDGE BolDA.

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Kar layi galti dil naddan ne,

Moh liya sanu usdi muskaan ne,

Dil da dard kise nu ki dasna,

Jaan banaa ke jaan kad layi sadi jaan ne.

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Unj socha te khayla tu rehndi

Pr cha k v tere khyla nu rok ni skda.

Tere nal bateia Har pal pal mainu yad aa

Jo cha k v bhula ni skda

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KiVeN kRaa MaI pYAAr dA iKrAAr

MaI mUnDa AwAArA

Tu sOhNi MuTiyAAr

TU mErE NaaL JaaN Nu TaIyaR

TeRa Baapu PoLiCe Nu BuLoUn nU tAIyAr

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Yar russe tan RAB russe,

Yar fir russe tan DIL tute,

Yar fir russe tah JAG shute,

Yar fir russe tah?? maro sale de roz da he kam aa.

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ohNu pauN Lyi maI RAbB NaL V ladH LAiNda.

Par…FeR maI SOcHyA K REsuLt da tYm a…rAb Nal panGA LAIna theEK NAI.

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jinna PaISA unna gooda pyaar kardia ne ,

apnia jeba ehe rakhn BLaNK,, aish mundeya de siraan utte kardia ne.

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akkh chadi te muchch khadi… tohar anokhi sarkaar di.

vekkhi scenty na hoji mutiyare.. vekh akkh velli yaar.

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