2014-10-16



THE FLEXPERT v14.7 – Week 7 FLEX Rankings

I’ve always been bad at breaking up. I tried it once. We stayed together another eight months. It was excruciating. The aftermath was almost as bad. And, whether I wanted out or not, the post-relationship antics always play out in the same painful way. Well, since social media’s existed, at least. You can’t escape your former significant other. They’re everywhere: Facebook, Instagram, the photos currently developing in that secret film lab hidden in your closet behind those suits you wear twice a year – hipster stalking. You go through a terrible period of self-doubt, questioning whether you made the correct decision every time you see them upload another pic with their new fling. Except, you don’t even know who that other person is. You assume it’s their new steamy lover, but, in reality, it’s more than likely some drunk that landed a successful full frame photo bomb. Regardless, it’s tough to not to be affected. Overcoming that despair usually manifests itself in the form of drinking yourself into an emotionless stupor to appease the agony, or aimlessly clicking on “parent text fails” – the internet version of getting blackout – until you just don’t feel anything anymore.

Don’t have time for that? Then I suggest Tinder, where breaking up is as easy as erasing “Tinder Laura” from your phone’s contact list. In a real – longer than two hour – relationship, however, exiling a person who’s been so engrained in your life is both emotionally and practically difficult. How do you divvy up your mutual friends? Who keeps the living room coffee table? What about the dog? THE DOGGG????? I mean, if you were Stalin it’d be easy. You’d merely make them an “un-person” and move on. Unpersoning individuals is still the closest real life equivalent to the memory wipe machine from Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind. Except, instead of wiping your memory to the score of a catchy ELO jam, your existence would simply be stricken from the history books.

Dropping a player that you’ve been heavily invested in is basically the same. In fact, it may be worse, as you likely care more about your Fantasy team than someone you don’t want to be with. But it works the same. You drafted Keenan Allen in the third round this year, and he’s been a colossal disappointment. Now you face a conundrum: drop him for some new hot thing or cling to the hope that he’ll return your investment. Losing such a formerly high-valued talent is one thing – cutting him loose and watching him turn up in a month’s time, down 15 pounds and with a sexy new haircut would be crushing. So you need to ask yourself: is it worth it? Will I find somebody better?

Week 7 Rankings: FLEX | QB | RB | WR | TE & D/ST
Week 7: FAAB Bids | RB Adds | WR Adds | Bye Week Adds
Week 7: RB Tandem Value | Start/Sit | Points Against | Survivor Picks

That’s where decision-making gets dicey. Luckily, I’m the bearer of good news. I’ve created a super scientific formula, one that’s indisputably accurate, to solve these roster riddles. I’ll bet you didn’t know I loved math so much; I’m a true outlier in that sense. So, take a hike Pro Football Focus, Mayo’s Keep/Drop equation is revolutionary. Not to overstate it, but it’s essentially the Che Guevara of formulas. Who’s Che Guevara? First, seriously? Second, he’s that bearded fella with the commie star on his v.1.0 Kangol that’s on the only poster hanging from your stoner buddy’s bedroom wall.

This rating system is set for 10- and 12-team redraft leagues. If you have a quandary for a keeper, dynasty, 2QB or whatever weird rules you play, plug your settings and the player in question into my advanced algorithm to generate an answer.

Also, don’t discount roster construction. All of these players can sway from keep to drop based on your situation. If you took Zac Stacy to be your RB2, but landed Fred Jackson and Ahmad Bradshaw late in the draft, you really don’t need Stacy. There’s more upside to be had on the waiver wire with the likes of Isaiah Crowell, Jerick McKinnon andRonnie Hillman. If Stacy is your only decent RB and you have Dexter McCluster and Bobby Rainey as backups, it’s probably not the best idea to cut ties just yet. Of course, I don’t have an explicit knowledge of what your team looks like – even the Patriot Act couldn’t get me that info – so extrapolate the reasoning to fit your own needs. Just remember, you should always be trying to maximize the potential of each one of your roster spots. If you already have three legit WRs, ones that you start every week, it makes no sense to hold a low upside player like Andre Roberts or Torrey Smith. You want to fill that spot with a player that oozes upside like Davante Adams, Markus Wheaton or Andre Holmes. All those players could jump into the Top 25 at the position and morph into starters or trade assets for your squad. It probably won’t be the case, but it doesn’t matter, you’re not playing them anyway. Every player in Fantasy is worth something different to each member of your league.

My Keep/Drop formula will be evaluated based on four (well, five) factors on a scale from 1 to 100. If you need explanation on how a rating system like that works, I suggest furthering your education:

Upside – The impact a player can have if his full potential is realized.

Current Usage – The player’s current role based on variables like snap count, targets, focus of team’s game plan, health, etc.

Asset Appreciation – James Starks may outscore Eddie Lacy over the remainder of the season, but that’s irrelevant. Lacy will be the more valuable trade asset all season because of perception and expectations. One really good game inflates Lacy’s value 10x while a solid showing from Starks will simply raise questions about his long-term viability. Knowing your opponents’ preconceived biases is essential if you’re someone who enjoys putting the winning strategy of selling high and buying low into practice. In fact, it’s the only thing that matters. Name value doesn’t translate into actual Fantasy value except when you’re buying/selling based on name recognition. Use perceived expectations to your advantage.

Projected chance of regaining assumed production – How likely is that player to recapture what we expected him to be when we took him in the first place based on players in front of him, regression to the mean in terms of luck, etc

BONUS FACTOR: Team naming rights (Maximum Added Value, 10 Points) – Can construct a hilarious team name based around that player. Trust me, I generally draft based on this alone. If you have a funny team name that’s based on a player you don’t own, then you’re a loser and I hate you. Get some creativity, PALLLLL!!!!

If a player scores above 240 (60th-percentile and above), then keep him. If not, kick his ass to the waiver wire.

Keenan Allen

Potential Upside: 81

Current Usage: 65

Asset Appreciation: 90

Projected Change: 57

Team Naming Rights: 1 (Keenan Allen Wayans isn’t as funny as you may think)

Total: 299

Note: It’s going to take one massive performance for Allen to regain his value. So, bench him until that happens, and then trade him. Get your value back that way.

Verdict: KEEP

Chris Johnson

Potential Upside: 60

Current Usage: 23

Asset Appreciation: 43

Projected Change: 40

Team Naming Rights: 0

Total: 166

Note: Johnson is barely playing on passing downs these days. You can’t play him based of his production so far and even if he has a good game, are you buying it? He desperately needs Chris Ivory to get hurt to recoup value. I don’t like banking on injuries unless the upside dictates it, like Crowell. CJ2ypc just doesn’t have it anymore.

Verdict: DROP

Zac Stacy

Potential Upside: 63

Current Usage: 44

Asset Appreciation: 41

Projected Change: 20

Team Naming Rights: 3

Total: 171

Note: Don’t you get the feeling Tre Mason is about to Zac Stacy, Zac Stacy? With the way the Rams’ running game has usage for a volume runner that needs to be fed the ball.

Verdict: DROP

Cordarrelle Patterson

Potential Upside: 85

Current Usage: 35

Asset Appreciation: 100

Projected Change: 50

Team Naming Rights: 5

Total: 270

Note: Like Allen, just one game with two 20-plus yards runs/receptions and everyone will be drinking the Kool-Aid again. Dealing CP will take discipline because you’ll be enamored with his upside all over again after you witness it, but you must have the strength to sell high when the time comes. He’s just going to be too inconsistent week-to-week.

Verdict: KEEP

Doug Martin

Potential Upside: 72

Current Usage: (Nintendo) 64

Asset Appreciation: 72

Projected Change: 55

Team Naming Rights: 0

Total: 263

Note: Despite losing some targets to Bobby Rainey, Martin’s still playing a majority of the snaps – over 2:1. Eventually, that will pay dividends. Tampa Bay just needs to stop losing by 50 every second week.

Verdict: KEEP

C.J. Spiller

Potential Upside: 100

Current Usage: 16

Asset Appreciation: 100

Projected Change: 35

Team Naming Rights: -10 (If you’ve ever named your team “Natural Born ___iller” you need to stop Googling “funny fantasy football team names” or thinking you’re really clever.)

Total: 241

Note: Keeping Spiller depends on your perception of him. If you think you can start him while Fred Jackson is healthy, you’re a moron. You can’t. He’s proven that. However, if you think of him more like Knile Davis, a top handcuff, then he’s worth holding. If Jamaal Charles goes down, Davis is instantly a Top 10 RB. Same thing with Spiller. Since the beginning of 2012, in games when F JAX has been inactive, Spiller’s AVERAGING 20-plus Fantasy points per game in PPR formats. It depends on your situation. I dropped him this week in a 10-team league for Ronnie Hillman and scooped him up in a 12-team league because I lost Knowshon Moreno.

Verdict: KEEP/DROP

Justin Hunter

Potential Upside: 85

Current Usage: 70

Asset Appreciation: 70

Projected Change: 75

Team Naming Rights: 0

Total: 300

Note: Hunter’s value is tied to his QB. He’s seeing a high volume of targets, his snaps have jumped to over 90-percent the last two weeks and his aDOT – 18.6 – trails only the brothers Floyd, Michael & Malcom of all receivers playing more than 50-percent of their team’s snaps. You should not only be keeping him, but buying low on Hunter’s services if you don’t have him. Eventually, Charlie Whitehurst won’t be the Titans QB anymore – if my prayers do anything.

Verdict: KEEP

Roddy White

Potential Upside: 70

Current Usage: 75

Asset Appreciation: 54

Projected Change: 60

Team Naming Rights: 7  (You’ll know it when you see it.)

Total: 266

Note: White’s clearly the number WR2 in Atlanta to Julio Jones, but the Falcons pass enough to make him a viable WR3 on Fantasy teams. If you’re still holding out hope he’ll revert back into ultra-consistent, low end WR1 Roddy White from years past, now’s the proper time to stop diluting yourself.

Verdict: KEEP

Jason Witten

Potential Upside: 50

Current Usage: 40

Asset Appreciation: 35

Projected Change: 20

Team Naming Rights: 0

Total: 145

Note: Since Dallas’ offensive line is so good, the Cowboys are content with running the ball as as much as possible. And even when they do pass, Witten is blocking on far more snaps than he’s been used to over his career. He’ll have weeks where he’s productive, but they’ll be few and far between. Witten is nothing more than a fill in TE or streaming option.

Verdict: DROP

Matthew Stafford

Potential Upside: 90

Current Usage: 50

Asset Appreciation: 30

Projected Change: 80

Team Naming Rights: 5

Total: 255

Verdict: Trust me Stafford owners, as I’m going through the same thing, you’ll eventually be fine… as long as Calvin Johnson returns to full health. Until that happens, though, I’m exploring the waiver wire for QBs with awesome matchups.

Verdict: KEEP

Percy Harvin

Potential Upside: 90

Current Usage: 45

Asset Appreciation: 85

Projected Change: 55

Team Naming Rights: 6

Total: 281

Note: Eventually, Pete Carroll will realize that there’s more to Harvin’s skill set than bubble screens and reverses… I hope.

Verdict:  KEEP

Wes Welker

Potential Upside: 55 (Standard)/85 (PPR)

Current Usage: 40

Asset Appreciation: 75

Projected Change: 50

Team Naming Rights: 4 (But only if you’re into Homestar Runner)

Total: 224 (Standard)/ 254 (PPR)

Note: If Welker is never going to sniff 100 yards or score double-digit TDs, he’s useless in a standard league. In PPR formats, the potential for receptions with Peyton Manning throwing him the ball is still too high to let loose.

Verdict: DROP/KEEP

Carlos Hyde

Potential Upside: 70

Current Usage: 35

Asset Appreciation: 80

Projected Change: 35

Team Naming Rights: 5

Total: 225

Note: Hyde would be something if Frank Gore ever got hurt. But he never does.

Verdict: DROP

Trent Richardson

Potential Upside: 0

Current Usage: Too Much

Asset Appreciation: 0

Projected Change: 0

Team Naming Rights: 10 (Only if it’s trashing him)

Total: -10000000000000

Note: T-Rich blows.

Verdict: BURN AT THE STAKE

#BINGEWATCH

I get you hated Frasier as a kid. I did too. Turns out, it was the last truly great three-camera sitcom. Do yourself the favor and give it another chance. Unless you have no idea what the word “allusion” means. Then I suggest you stick to a show that doesn’t require any reflection or thought, like Big Bang Theory or Sons of Anarchy.

WEEK 7 Top 20 QBs (Most Updated QB RANKS)

Aaron Rodgers

Andrew Luck

Peyton Manning

I’m Philip Rivers?

CAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM

Smokin’ Jay Cutler

Russell Wilson

Tom Brady

Tony Romo

Drew Brees

Carson Palmer

Chef Hoyardee

HELLO JOE Flacco. Iron helps him play!

Andy “GINGERVITUS” Dalton

Gonzo Kaepernick

Matthew Stafford

Eli Manning Face

Alex Smith

Kirk Les Cousins Dangereux

Matt Ryan

EARLY GAME WATCHABILITY INDEX

CAR/GB

MIA/CHI

NO/DET

CIN/IND

CLE/JAX

TEN/WAS

ATL/BAL

MIN/BUF

SEA/STL

SUICIDE LAYUP

NE over NYJ

WEEK 7 D/ST RANKS

CLE

SEA

NE

HOU

BUF

ARZ

BAL

DEN

MIN

DET

SUPERLOCK

NYG +7

THE REVENGE SOCIETY

Carson Palmer at OAK

Brandon Marshall vs MIA

Reggie Bush vs NO

Brandon Lloyd at DEN

QUICK READS

If you don’t consider Fred Jackson a Top 10 RB, you’re doing it wrong.

Wanna inject some risky upside in to your Week 7 lineup? Then take the guy with best blend of matchup and talent:Isaiah Crowell against the Jags. Devotees already know my adoration for Crowell as a bench stash, he’s the top guy, but this is a week you can actually use him with a modicum of confidence. Jacksonville has allowed the fourth-most rushes of 20-plus yards this season ANNNDDDD Crowell sits second of any RB in breakaway percentage – that’s percentage of yards gained on runs of at least 15 yards. While he may not continue to score TDs once every 11 carries long term, he just may this week.

You’d only assume Carson Palmer will be healthier this week when he’s in Oakland. Unless his shoulder nerves are narcoleptic or something. Hope that’s not case. But, Palmer has the best blend of matchup and weapons of the potential waiver wire streams. And while he’s not an elite talent, by any stretch of the imagination, the Raiders have no one to stop him. If you’ve been killed by a Calvin Johnson-less Matt Stafford the last few weeks or simply don’t trust Matt Ryan on the road, you can count on Palmer as a Band-Aid in Week 7. Oh, this is a REVENGE GAME too.

Remember how much you loved Andre Williams when I hated him last week? We’ve reversed positions. I anticipate Williams making a mockery of the Cowboys’ run defense. Just like Marshawn Lynch should have last week, had he been given the chance.

Everyone knows looking at targets is the best way to mine consistency from a receiving option. And while I love Cecil Shorts’ workload more, Allen Robinson is no slouch. In fact, the last three weeks, Golden Tate, Julian Edelman andT.Y. Hilton are the sole wideouts with more targets and a higher catch rate than the Jags’ rook. Plus, Robinson surprisingly leads Jacksonville in aDOT, with his average depth of target sitting at a respectable 10.4.

I thought it was hard selling anyone on a Jags receiver, but a Raiders wideout? Almost impossible. Fortunately, I have numbers! James Jones has solidified himself has Derek Carr’s primary target over Oakland’s first five games, getting peppered with an average of seven targets each time he’s on the field, translating into three TDs for the burner. And Jones’ speed should get him on the board again against the Cardinals, who allow a stunning amount of long plays. Arizona ceded five plays of 20-plus yards last week alone, and 18 for the season. That’s actually more than the sacks they’ve reordered this year. And if ’Zona can’t generate pressure on Carr, he’ll be shockingly competent. And hitting Jones in stride. Or Andre Holmes. Both are abnormally high in the Week 7 FLEX Rankings.

Sell Shane Vereen now while his stock is so high in the wake of the Stevan Ridley injury. Sell him for even more if you wait and he goes off Thursday night. Never, ever trust a Bill Belichick backfield.

You know which running back has posted over 10 Fantasy points every week this season, other than DeMarco Murray?LeSean McCoy? NOPE. Jamaal Charles? Think again. Adrian Peterson? Pretty sure it’s not him. It’s Justin Forsett. Sneaky, sneaky Justin Forsett. He’s safe, reliable and, still, no one wants to play him. But you’re gonna wanna do that against Hotlanta. The Falcons brutal run D is giving up two rushing TDs PER WEEK and have struggled even more against pass catching RBs. They’ve played four dual threat backs so far this season and have allowed seven catches per contest to them. And Forsett, he’s the only one of the Ravens backfield triumvirate that can catch. And, you’d have to think, Baltimore wants to get him the ball. Over their past five games the Ravens are putting up 36.6 points whenever Forsett gets more than 10 carries, and only 19.5 when he doesn’t. John Harbaugh is no dummy.

Don’t let the box score fool you with Brian Hoyer. Consider his eight completions Sunday an aberration, not a steadfast rule. The numbers actually point to Hoyer completely dismantling the awful Jags D in Week 7. Chef Hoyardee sits fourth among QBs in average depth of target – aDOT – and while the Browns offense is generally considered low-risk, Hoyer’s averaging 8.2 yards per attempt, again, good for fourth in football. Compound all that with Jacksonville’s generosity to opposing pivots and you have the making of, excuse me, a damn fine
cup of coffee
stream.

What gives San Diego problems? Well, it didn’t seem like much until last week, then THE RAIDAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHSSSSSS of all teams exploited them in the passing game. Was it luck, or was there a good reason for it? There was. SIZE. And size, despite rumors to the contrary, matters. Dwayne Bowe, he’s got size. Four of the six non-RB receiving TDs the Chargers have given up this year have been to those 6’2” or taller. Bowe? He’s 6’2”, and will have plenty of opportunities. After his suspension, injury and a miserable return to kick off the season, Bowe’s actually averaged 10 targets in the three games previous to Kansas City entering its bye. Bowe will get his chances this week, and he’ll capitalize.

Listen, I don’t want to become predictable, but until people get the hint, Ima keep sayin’ it. I’ll even say it slowly so it registers. STREAM. DEFENSES. AGAINST. THE……….…. JAGS. After an 11-point performance in Week 6, the Titans became the sixth consecutive squad to post double-digit points against Jacksonville. And the Titans D isn’t very good. Just think what the Browns are gonna do to them.

PPR WEEK 7 FLEX RANKINGS

NOTE: PPR scoring only truly affects outliers. PPR Ranks and Standard Ranks are similar with the exception extreme reception magnets like Pierre Thomas, Justin Forsett & Darren Sproles (PPR Positive) and the stonehanded Alfred Morris, Frank Gore & Stevan Ridley (PPR Negative).

Week 7 Rankings: FLEX | QB | RB | WR | TE & D/ST
Week 7: FAAB Bids | RB Adds | WR Adds | Bye Week Adds
Week 7: RB Tandem Value | Start/Sit | Survivor Picks

Pat Mayo Hour – Week 7 Rankings Debate w/ Jake Ciely

Subscribe on iTunes

SHUNNED!!!: Ray Rice
RESHUNNED!!!: Adrian Peterson
Probable: Cecil Shorts (Hammy), Eric Decker (Hammy), Mike Evans (AHHHH MY Groin), Maurice Jones-Drew (Hand), Vernon Davis (Ankle/Back), Jordan Reed (Hammy), Ladarius Green (Hammy)
Questionable: Tavon Austin (Knee), Marqise Lee (Ankle), Eddie Royal (Rib), Kelvin Benjamin (Dizzies), Jonathan Stewart (Leg), Reggie Bush X (Ankle), Toby Gerhart (Foot), Vance McDonald (Knee), Joseph Fauria (Ankle)
Doubtful [Not Ranked]: Calvin Johnson (Ankle), Harry Douglas (Foot), A.J. Green (Toe), Rashad Jennings (Knee), Deangelo Williams (Thigh), Rabbi Shonn Greene (Hammy), Donald Brown (Concussion)
Out: Victor Cruz (Knee), MARV Jones (Ankle), Ryan Mathews (Knee), Montee Ball (Knee), Knowshon Moreno (Knee), Stevan Ridley (Knee), Jimmy Graham (Shoulder)
Keep Stashing: Josh Gordon (Suspension)

Byes: Philly, Tampa Bay

Matt Forte

Dez Bryant

Antonio Brown

Jamaal Charles

DeMarco Murray, Present

Julius Thomas

Arian Foster

Julio Jones

Jordy Nelson

Brandon Marshall

Demaryius Thomas

Alshon Jeffery

Le’Veon Bell

Andre Ellington

Marshawn Lynch

Gio Bernard

Kelvin BenJAMIN’

Randall Cobb

STEVE SMIFF SEÑOR

#GRONKSMASH!!!!!

Greg Olsen

Golden Tate III

Emmanuel Sanders

Rueben Randle

Mike Wallace

Michael Floyd

Fred Jackson

Ben Tate

Branden Oliver

Ronnie Hillman

Justin Forsett

Brandin Weber Cooks

Cecil Shorts III

Alfred Morris

Ahmad Bradshaw

Andre Williams

Lamar THRILLER (Special Guest Rank: Mike Clay)

Eddie Lacy

Frank Gore

Roddy White

James Jones

Julian Edelman

Sammy Watkins

Mohamed Sanu

Andre Johnson

Marques Colston

T.Y. “Gene Mean” Hilton

Delanie Walker

Jordan Cameron

DeAndre Hopkins

Eric Decker

Pierre Garçon

Allen Robinson

The Wreck of the Larry Fitzgerald

DeSean Jackson

Percy Harvin

Wesley Welker

Terrance Williams

Michael CRABPEOPLE!!!

Malcom Floyd

Dwayne Owe

Darren McFadden

Antonio Gates

Martellus Bennett

HEY VERN Davis

Jordan Reed

Second Worst RB of all time, Trent Richardson (Special Guest Rank: Mike Clay)

Joique Bell

Bishop Cranky

Chris Ivory

Keenan Allen

Justin Hunter

Andre Holmes

Zac Stacy. Film Credits: “Super Mario Bros.” as Goomba

He went to Jerick McKinnon

The New ODB, Odell Beckham Jr.

Reggie Bush X

Shane Vereen

Isaiah Crowell

TRAVIS KELCE!!!!!!!

Reggie Wayne

Brandon LaFell Sexwell

Andrew Hawkins

Anquan Boldin

Kendall Wright

Brian Quick

Markus Cream of Wheaton: NOW WITH EXTRA GLUTEN!!!

Pierre Thomas

Super Storm Johnson

Jarius Wright

Torrey Smith

Taylor “Sledgehammer” Gabriel

Robert Woods

Jarvis Landry

Brandon Bolden

Eddie Royal

Jason Witten

Dwayne Allen

Owen Daniels

Larry Donnell

Scott Chandler

Kenny Stills to Pay the Billz

The Walls of Jerricho Cotchery

Oh, hai Mark Ingram (Special Guest Rank: Mike Clay)

Khiry Robinson

Steven Jackson

Jeremy Hill

Antone Smith

Carlos Hyde

Matt Asiata

Davante Adams

Cordarrelle Patterson

Miles Austin 316

John Brown

Stevie Johnson

Ben Watson

Coby Fleener

Clay Harbor

Heath Miller

Chase Ford

Tim Wright

Garrett Graham

Josh Hill

Charles Dice Clay

Eric Ebron

Ladarius Green

Andre Roberts

Allen Hurns

“High Speed” Kenny Britt

Nasty Nate Washington

David Tyms

Greg Jennings

Brandon Tate

Jermaine Kearse

Brice Butler

Marqise Lee

Donnie Avery

Dr. Jacoby Jones

Dane Sanzenbacher

Jason Avant

Doug Baldwin

Jarrett Boykin

Jeremy Kerley

Travis All About the Benjamins

Jeremy Ross

Marlon Brown

Donte Moncrief

Lorenzo Taliaferro

Chris Johnson

Juwan Thompson

C.J. Spiller

Fozzy Wozzy Whittaker

Jonathan Stewart

Jace Amaro

Maurice Jones-Drew

Knile Davis

Andrew Quarless

Niles Paul

Luke Willson

James Starks

Roy Helu Jr.

Bernard Pierce

Benny Cunningham, and his wife, Oprah

Ace Sanders

Brian Hartline

Devin Hester

Greg Salas

Denarius Moore

Lance Moore

Stedman Bailey

Danny Amendola

Brandon Gibson

Country Music Sensation Griff Whalen

Austin Pettismile

Santonio Holmes

Tavon Austin

Greg Little

Rishard Matthews

Chris Givens

Frankie Hammond

Brandon Lloyd

Alfred Blue

Peyton Hills

LeGarrette Blount

Dexter McCluster: Telling you not to LOL and Drive

Tre Mason

Anthony Dixon

James White

Joseph Randle

THE OG DAWG – Chris Ogbonnaya

Ka’Deem Carey

Denard Dog Robinson

Stepfan Taylor

Jacquizz Rodgers

Devonta Freeman

Kyle Juszczyk

Lance Dunbar

Jonathan Grimes (Or, Grimey, as he likes to be called)

Marcel Reece

Travaris Cadet

Terrence West

Dri Archer #DANGERZONE

Theo Riddick

Mychal Rivera

John Carlson

Levine Trololo

Jermaine Gresham

Anthony Fasano

Derek Carrier

Zach Miller (SEA)

Jeff Cumberland

Brandon Bostick

Chris Gragg

Brandon Pettigrew

Rhett Ellison

Robert Turbin

DeAnthony Thomas

Jordan Todman

George Winn

Christine Michael

Darrin Reaves

Jackie Battle

Mike Williams

Aaron Dobson

Ryan Broyles

Marquise Goodwin

David Nelson

Kenbrell Thompkins

Cole Beasley

Preston Parker

Andre Caldwell

C.J. Anderson

Jalen Parmele

Tauren Poole

Silas Redd

Latavius Murray

Bilal POWWWWell

Leon Washington

Daniel Herron

Silas Redd

Bryce Brown

Kris Durham

Junior Hemingway

WORST PLACE

Oh, hai Mark Ingram

Lamar THRILLER

Second Worst RB of all time, Trent Richardson

Jared Cook

The Fantasy Sports Network has a new lineup of programming for the 2014 Fantasy Football season! More info is available right here.

Photo via Getty

Show more