2014-09-18

I attempt to approach Fantasy sports the same way as I make decisions in my real life. Primarily, weighing the cost-benefit of every decision. Being able to objectively assess what to do should lead you down the proper path in determining if risk vs. reward is a worthwhile cause. It’s not incredibly difficult to do; it just requires an understanding and incorporation of all the variables involved. That’s generally where people go wrong.

Take the Adrian Peterson situation. Is he going to play this season? Probably not. But that’s certainly not a concrete conclusion. What if he shows up to court, gets slapped with fine, then the NFL suspends him for six games and he’s eligible to return in, oh, Week 12. That scenario is definitely not the likely outcome, but it’s very much in play. So, you need to understand your situation. Is it worth it to you to stash AP in the hopes that he can return and give your team a boost down the stretch and into the Fantasy playoffs? Simply put, YES. But, that’s only if you don’t have to give up anything of substance to acquire his services.

Look at your roster right now; do you see names like Darren McFadden or Brian Hartline wasting away on your bench? At best, these guys are bye week fillers… if your team is any good. They hold only a microscopic amount of value to your roster; they’re expendable. Point is, with Peterson likely finished, Fantasy owners are jumping at the chance to get anything in return for him – it makes them feel good – it makes no difference if what they’re getting in return is garbage or not.

Conversely, if you own Peterson, until there is an absolute resolution on his 2014 status, he’s better off being a commodity on your bench than selling supremely low. However, if you get a legit offer, take it. Since AP’s been deactivated (for the second time) and placed on the exempt list, I’ve still watched him still be swapped for the likes of Arian Foster, Gio Bernard and Antonio Brown. If you can still get 75-cents on the dollar, buy yourself out of the situation and be happy about it. Not happening in your league? Then you’re stuck with him.

In a roundabout way, it’s similar to the Josh Gordon situation. The reason getting Gordon was a focal point of my 2014 strategy was because it was low risk. It cost me nothing to get him, and if by chance he got to play this season, I added a WR1 for the minimal amount of expenditure. The reward of the gamble criminally outweighed the inherent risk from my side. Now that we know Gordon can practice with the Browns and will be activated in Week 12 (10 games plus bye), the return was worth the low risk of taking him late in a draft or snatching him off free agency. Even if you get off to a slow start and feel like you need a boost to your roster to qualify for the playoffs, trade him. Not only is Gordon an asset; he’s a very valuable one, more so for teams near the top of the standings that look like they can cruise to the Fantasy post season. Either way, whatever you paid to get Gordon, you’ve already turned a profit.

The same applies to Peterson.

For what you’d have to give up for his services, even if he never plays, there’s really no downside for your commitment level, unless you really value your last roster spot, I suppose. Some people are taking a moral stand against AP, saying things like, “I don’t want to own a child beater on my Fantasy team.”

Child abuse wrong. Period. That’s a uniform issue across the board. If it isn’t for you, then you have far more serious problems than winning a Fantasy football championship. But choosing to make a moral stance through your Fantasy team? What a hero you are. These issues are something you should take a stand against in your real life. Fantasy football is a game, nothing more. Would you not conquer Siam in Risk because you don’t advocate child labor? Come on now. Morality only hinders your chances of winning, and if you can exploit this misguided morality to your advantage, you swing the odds into your favor.

You must assess league awareness, though. It’s twofold: you need self-awareness and an understanding of your leaguemates’ tendencies.

This applies to any game, and this is THEE variable most Fantasy gamers simply overlook. The more people realize that like poker, Monopoly, Burgertime, political campaigns or the criminally overlooked 13 Dead End Drive are identical to Fantasy Football, the easier it is to win. You’re not just playing inside the rules; you’re squaring off with other people – people who generally follow a distinct pattern in their actions. Being cognizant of their actions must be factored into your decision-making.

Understanding football is huge, it’s a giant boost to your quest for Fantasy Football supremacy, that’s undeniable. That’s only first level game play, though. It’s far more important to understand the rules, your opponents and your personal level of skill if you want to consistently win. If you just picked a sample of your five favorite Fantasy writers, compiled their aggregate rankings, and just went by those every week, chances are you’d be in contention by the end of the season. But everyone can do that.

You can separate your team through manipulation of the rules and using your opponents’ tendencies against them. That’s where you create a value gap and give yourself the biggest possible advantage.

Consider it the Tampa Bay Rays’ Extra 2% philosophy, just applied to Fantasy football. Dig where no one is looking and exploit your competitors’ lack of knowledge.

Week 3: Waiver Wire Power Rankings
Week 3 RANKS: FLEX | QB | RB | WR | TE & D/ST
More Mayo: Week 3 Starts & Ranks Debate | AP/Gordon Value Now

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The #BingeWatch is taking a one week hiatus, so you can watch the greatest political smear ad of all time. Want to know now why you, an Erie Country resident, can’t vote for Rob Astorino? He cheers for the Miami Dolphins!!!!

The moral of the story: Don’t root for the Dolphins. Also, American politics rule!

WEEK 3 QB RANKS (Get Most Recent Updates Here)

WEEK 3 QB RANKS: 1. Brees 2. Luck 3. Foles 4. Rodgers 5. Staff Infection 6. Brady 7. Smokin J 8. Ryan 9. CAAAAMMMM 10. Romo 11. PEYTON!!!

— Patrick Mayo (@ThePME) September 17, 2014

WEEK 3 QB RANKS: 12. Russ 13. Dalton 14. #GENOPICKS 15. The RIV 16. Cousins 17. Kaep 18. Flacco 19. Tannehill 20. A Smith 21. McCown

— Patrick Mayo (@ThePME) September 17, 2014

WEEK 3 QB RANKS: 22. locker 23. EJ 24. FITZMAGIC 25. Big Ben 26. Cassel 27. Eli 28. Hoyer 29. Palmer 30. #HENNE 31. Davis 32. Derek :( Carr

— Patrick Mayo (@ThePME) September 17, 2014

EARLY GAME WATCHABILITY INDEX

WAS/PHI

MIN/NO

SD/BUF

GB/DET

TEN/CIN

DAL/STL

IND/JAX

OAK/NE

HOU/NYG

SUICIDE LAYUP

NE over OAK

WEEK 3 D/ST RANKS

NE

CAR

SEA

CIN

NO

HOU

ARZ

CLE

STL

BAL

SF

DEN

TEN

KC

CHI

SUPERLOCK

SEA (-4.5)

THE REVENGE SOCIETY

DeSean Jackson at PHI

Anthony Fasano at MIA

Ted Ginn Jr. vs SF

Jerricho Cotchery vs PIT

Santonio Holmes at NYJ

Browns vs Old Browns

QUICK READS

After EEEK the Cating out a useful Fantasy day in Week 1, finding pay dirt, James Jones transformed into Garbage Time Jimmy against the Texans. When you see 14 balls fly at your face (take a moment) you’re going to light up the stat sheet. It became very apparent that if Derek Carr is attempting a pass more than minus two yards down field, it’s directed towards Jones. And there should be plenty of garbage time available for him this week in New England.

After witnessing Andy Reid’s pitiful play selection at the end of the Chiefs/Broncos game, I’m now fully convinced there’s nothing but snack options on that giant, laminated “play sheet“

If you have Peyton Manning, I pray for your soul, especially since he was likely your first or second round pick. Here’s the thing, he’s at Seattle, where QBs worse than Peyton have had good games before; they just don’t happen often. Am I saying bench the best Fantasy QB? Short answer: Maybe. It depends on your options. I fell into the Jake Locker Hot matchup trap last week, and I shan’t be making that mistake again. AT SEATTLE is the worst possible start for any QB, and with other usual Top 10 options taking on softer opponents, I’d use them. And if Peyton goes off for three TDs and 400 yards, shame on me. Yes, it can happen, but it’s a low probability outcome.

Cam Newton is one of the guys I’d start over Peyton. CAMMMMMMMMMMM showed us everything we wanted from him in terms of health. He didn’t do as much running as we would’ve expected, but still managed 19 yards on four carries, and just missed rushing one in in the red zone. His rapport with Kelvin Benjimin was evident even if the stats weren’t there, and he made good use of Jason Avant, of all people. No one’s ever done that! His rushing stats will improve with each passing week, and he inherits an excellent matchup against the Steelers, whose defense has looked putrid against the punchless Ravens and Browns offenses through two weeks.

Am I really believing Antonio Gates spent every penny he’s ever earned to buy Dr. Brown’s DeLorean, traveled back to 2007 and brought his talent back with him to 2014? 1.21 GIGA WATTS!!!! I am. That or he’s healthy for once. Health, it’s not something that comes easy for Gates, so you may as well use him while he’s looking spry. It’s clear he’s still Philip Rivers’ favorite target and, more importantly, his most trusted option in the red zone. You can’t predict touchdowns, but receptions tend to be consistent. Through two weeks, the Bills have ceded 16 catches to tight ends. Give Gates eight receptions, and I’m sure he’ll score. Score more than Burt Reynolds at a 70s coke party. I just wish Gates had the wherewithal to grab Biff’s Almanac for me. Also, if Gates gets hurt, pounce on Ladarius Green immediately.

Question: If you don’t watch a second of a Rams game, do those stats actually count? They do! You just don’t notice. It’s why Brian Quick is stuck in waiver wire purgatory. Help him make it to the other side, it’s worth it. Quick has posted identical nine target, seven reception games this season, and has developed into Austin Davis’ first read. Looks are looks, take them where you can get them. With Tavon Austin out and Kenny Britt rendered inert, his role may actually increase in Week 3. Plus, he was the first pick of the second round TWO YEARS AGO; he’s not some scrub. Quick has pedigree, it just took him a while to get going. He’s on a roll now.

Why are Shane Vereen and Stevan Ridely ranked so low? I just don’t know how they’re going to be used. It’s why I stayed away from the situation in the first place. Everyone wants to claim that if Ridley fumbles, he’ll get benched and Vereen is a stud. That could be true… or Brandon Bolden is introduced into the mix, or even James White. If I could get equivalent value for either Vereen or Ridley, especially a player with consistent touches, I’d do it – regardless of position.

No need to panic if you’re 0-2. Ditto in two weeks if you’re sitting 0-4. Five and six loss teams make the Fantasy playoffs every year. You’re in a hole, but in no way finished. That said, 0-4 is not ideal.

For ONE WEEK ONLY, Jared Cook gets reprieve from the WORST PLACE list to exploit an awesome match up against the Cowboys. The ‘boys D has not been as bad as we all thought, but it’s early, they have time to implode. One thing they simply can’t do however, is limit tight ends. Week 1 Vernon Davis destroys them, then Delaine Walker posts career bests against them in Week 2. Don’t buy into Cook long term, but this may be the only time you can use him all year. Do it.

Call it a gut feeling, but Marques Colston is going to post a HUGE WEEK after his goose egg in Cleveland.

When you peruse the target leaders through two weeks, you’ll notice some familiar names in the Top 10. Brandon Marshall, Julio Jones, Calvin Johnson. Jordy Nelson’s the leader. Number 5? Andrew Hawkins. Hawkins had minimal sleeper buzz in the preseason, based solely on his proclivity to run routes near the line of scrimmage. And when your quarterback’s (HOYERTIME!!!) prone to check down, you’re gonna get a lot of looks. And, it’s happened. Double-digit targets in both weeks, resulting in 14 receptions for the year. He’s PPR gold, and has enough big play potential to break a few long ones. With the increased opportunity, very simple math tells me he should do it more often. MATH!!!

Thursday Night
just the
Tip: If Bobby Rainey is on free agency, pick him up before the Thursday night game, even if you don’t need him. If you simply scoop him up before the game and don’t start him, you’ve beat the rush and won’t need to waste any FAAB dollars should Rainey assume the full workload in Tampa or Doug Martin gets hurt, again. If the current situation persists as a time share, you can just drop him if you need someone this weekend. Oh, if Martin is a no go in Atlanta, I’d rank Rainey as RB 15.

I am deadly afraid of high ankle sprains, not matter what the severity. Yes, I am worried about Jamaal Charles going forward. And as long as he’s out, Knile Davis is a fringe Top 10 RB.

Mark Ingram succumbed to the curse of WORST PLACE, and is now sidelined for a month with a hand injury. Leaving the door WIDE OPEN for Pierre Thomas get a bump in usage. Thomas was already money in PPR formats, but he’s a must start in any type of league now. Sure, Khiry Robinson will eat into his production, but betting on the Saints offense at home is always where the smart money’s at. Pull the trigger on PT CRUIS’N USA.

Roddy White is listed as questionable for the Thursday nighter. While wide receivers tend to see a massive drop off in their production in Thursday night games, especially compared to running backs, Harry Douglas does become a respectable WR3 and FLEX if White is a last second inactive. Through two games, playing the WR3 role for the Falcons, Harry Doug has seen 16 targets, an equal eight in each game. Expect that number to get an uptick if White is watching from the sidelines. We talk a lot about RB handcuffs, but WR handcuffs could be just as valuable, and there is no better WR3 to hold on to than Douglas. Mainly because he hold value anyway, and if White or Julio Jones were to miss a significant amount of time, Douglas would be a low end WR2. Who would be the second best WR handcuff? I was leaning Jarrett Boykin, but two weeks of data have shifted my opinion to Davante Adams. The rookie’s quietly getting some usage in the Packers’ offense and may have passed Boykin as the true tertiary option.

Don’t sleep on Travis Kelce. His role expanded from Week 1 to Week 2 and he appears to be the only member of the Chiefs’ receiving corps with a pulse. Stash him, he’ll be a Top 10 TE in the second half of the season.

Everyone was quick to anoint the Saints division champs before the season, and they’ve been just as reactionary after an 0-2 start. But, both New Orleans’ games were on the road. This is the home opener, versus the Vikings, sans AP, starting Matt Cassel at QB. The Pats set the bar high last week getting Cassel to toss four picks. Rob Ryan will unleash the Blitzkrieg to see if he can double that number. Stream the Saints if they were dropped.

Going back to the final four games of 2013, Geno Smith has been a shockingly effective Fantasy QB. I know, this is #GENOPICKS we’re talking about here, consider this; over his past four games Geno is averaging 43 yards on the ground, breaching the goal line in four of them. That’s basically a free 8-10 points to start. So, whatever he does through the air is just a bonus. And, while the Bears have an opportunistic defense, it’s certainly not spectacular. Less so now with Charles Tillman done for the season. Obviously, Geno is not an ideal start. However, he’s a cheap option with upside to use in deeper leagues and daily formats.

Need more evidence that taking running backs early in drafts isn’t necessary? I present exhibit Donald Brown to the court. With Ryan Mathews shelved, Brown will see the majority of carries between the tackles and the goal line work while Danny Woodhead will continue to work the majority of passing downs and man the flats. Buffalo’s defense has been rather stout so far in 2014, but it’s a small sample. The Bills front seven is far better getting to the quarterback than limiting the run. And with the Chargers offense running so efficiently, this is a great spot to nab Brown off waivers and get him into your lineup if you need the help.

PPR WEEK 3 FLEX RANKINGS

NOTE: PPR scoring only truly affects outliers. PPR Ranks and Standard Ranks are similar with the exception extreme reception magnets  like Pierre Thomas, Danny Woodhead & Darren Sproles (PPR Positive) and the stonehanded Alfred Morris, Frank Gore & Stevan Ridley (PPR Negative).

Week 3 RANKS: QB | RB | WR | TE & D/ST
More Mayo: Week 3 Starts & Ranks Debate

Pat Mayo Hour – Week 3 Rankings Debate w/ Jake Ciely

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SHUNNED!!!: Ray Rice
RESHUNNED!!!: Adrian Peterson
Probable: Toby Gerhart (Ankle), Wes Welker (Dizzies), Brandon Marshall (Ankle)
Questionable: Doug Martin (Knee), Lamar Miller (Leg), Roy Helu III (Quad), A.J. Green (Toe), DeSean Jackson (Shoulder), Roddy White (Hammy), Alshon Jeffery (Hammy), Eric Decker (Hammy), Cecil Shorts (Hammy), Allen Hurns (Ankle), Vernon Davis (Ankle)
Doubtful [Not Ranked]: Deangelo Williams (Thigh), Maurice Jones-Drew (Hand), Jamaal Charles (Ankle), Rod Streater (Hip)
Out: Ben Tate (Knee), Mark Ingram (hand), Knowshon Moreno (Elbow), Ryan Mathews (Knee), Tavon Austin (Knee), Austin Seferian-Jenkins (Foot), Jordan Reed (Hammy), Tyler Eifert (Elbow)
Keep Stashing: Josh Gordon (Suspension)

Calvin Johnson

DeMarco Murray

LeSean McCoy

Jimmy Graham

Julio Jones

Dez Bryant

Jordy Nelson

Matt Forte

Arian Foster

Le’Veon Bell

Marshawn Lynch

Gio Bernard

Andre Johnson

A.J. Green (Q)

Randall Cobb

Brandon Marshall

Demaryius Thomas

Antonio Brown

Knile(s) Davis

Julian Edelman

Julius Thomas

Keenan Allen

Cordarrelle Patterson

Percy Harvin

GRONKSMASH!!!!!!

Rashad Jennings

Andre Ellington

Vincent Jackson

Pierre Thomas

Pierre Garçon

Steve Smith Sr.

Kendall Wright

Marques Colston

Alfred Morris

C.J. Spiller

Eddie Lacy

Zac Stacy. Film Credits: “Super Mario Bros.” as Goomba

Roddy White

Alshon Jeffery (Q)

Kelvin Benjamin (ft. Biggy, The Lox & Lil’ Kim)

Larry Fitzgerald

Joique Bell

Montee Ball

Terrance West

Matt Asiata

DeAndre Hopkins

Michael Floyd

Brandin Weber Cooks

Emmanuel Sanders

Michael CRABPEOPLE!!!

DeSean Jackson (Q)

T.Y. Hilton

Andrew Hawkins

Terrance Williams

Brian Quick

Reggie Bush

Ahmad Bradshaw

Darren Sproles

Donald Brown

Reggie Wayne

Jeremy Maclin

Fred Jackson

HEY VERN Davis (Q)

Shonn Greene

Wesley Welker (P)

Eric Decker (Q)

Mike Wallace

Greg Olsen

Zach Ertz

Antonio Gates

Jason Witten

Martellus Bennett

Golden Tate III

Sammy Watkins

Markus Wheaton

James Jones

Victor Cruz

Shane Vereen

Danny Woodhead

Bobby Make it Rainey

Frank Gore

Chris Johnson

Chris Ivory

Doug Martin (Q)

Kyle Rudolph

Jordan Cameron

Jared Cook (OUT OF WORST PLACE, ONE WEEK ONLY!!!)

Justin Hunter

Dwayne Bowe

Greg Jennings

Darren McFadden

Toby Gerhart

Larry Donnell

TRAVIS KELCE!!!!!!!

Dennis Pitta

Delanie Walker

Niles Paul

Jeremy Hill

Stevan Ridley

Khiry Robinson

Justin Forsett

Steven Jackson

Carlos Hyde

Jonathan Stewart

Bernard Pierce

Robert Woods

Torrey Smith

Harry Douglas

Andre Roberts

Jeremy Kerley

Doug Baldwin

Jordan Matthews

Riley Cooper

Miles Austin 316

Brian Hartline

Hakeem Nicks

Mohamed Sanu

Jermaine Kearse

John Brown

Natsy Nate Washington

Marqise Lee

Allen Robinson

Dexter McCluster: Telling you not to LOL and Drive

Isaiah Crowell

Charles Dice Clay

Heath Miller

Coby Fleener

Mychal Rivera

Levine Trololo

Owen Daniels

Ladarius Green

Jacquizz Rodgers

Andre Williams

Mike Tolbert

Jason Avant

Jarrett Boykin

Andre Holmes

Rueben Randle

Anquan Boldin

Malcom Floyd

Lance Moore

Donnie Avery

Davante Adams

Denarius Moore

Aaron Dobson

Danny Amendola

The Walls of Jerricho Cotchery

Brandon Gibson

Corey Washington

Allen Hurns

Eddie Royal

Chris Givens

Sanotino Holmes

Roy Helu

Marcel Reece

Bishop Sankey

Jeff Cumberland

Anthony Fasano

Jermaine Gresham

Luke Willson

Garrett Graham

Scott Chandler

Dwayne Allen

Andrew Quarless

Lance Dunbar

Benny Cunningham, and his wife, Oprah

Alfred Blue

James Starks

Damien Williams

Kenbrell Tomkins

Country Music Sensation Griff Whalen

Damaris Johnson

Mike Williams

Andre Caldwell

Travis Benjamin

Cody Latimer

“High Speed” Kenny Britt

Brandon LaFell

Stevie Johnson

Devin Hester

Joseph Fauria

Tim Wright

Ricardo Lockette

Frankie Hammond

Brandon Lloyd

Ryan Broyles

Marquise Goodwin

David Nelson

Donte Moncrief

Joseph Randle

Stepfan Taylor

Leon Washington

Silas Redd

Chris Polk

Robert Turbin

Bilal POWWWWell

C.J. Anderson

Jerick McKinnon

Jonathan Grimes (Or, Grimey, as he likes to be called)

Lorenzo Taliaferro

Latavius Murray

LeGarrette Blount

Devonta Freeman

Mike James

Jordan Todman

Denard Dog Robinson

Cole Beasley

John Carlson

His Name is Logan Paulsen

Zach Miller (SEA)

Lance Kendricks

Eric Ebron

Brent Celek

Vance McDonald, Vance Refrigeration

Brandon Bostick

Jace Amaro

Chris Gragg

Brandon Pettigrew

James Casey

Jacob Tamme

LOUIS MURPHY!!!!!

Da’Rick Rogers

Kris Durham

Greg Salas

Daniel Herron

De’Anthony Thomas

Lache Seastrunk

Theo Riddick

Ronnie Hillman

Storm Johnson

Antone Smith

Ka’Deem Carey

Anthony Dixon

Darrel Young

Tre Mason

James White

Bryce Brown

Brandon Bolden

Travaris Cadet

Cyrus Gray

Junior Hemingway

WORST PLACE!!!

Oh, hai Mark Ingram

Lamar THRILLER

Trent Richardson

Jared Cook

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